Disclaimer and A/N- I don't own any characters affiliated with Dan Povenmire and Jeff Marsh's brilliant show, Phineas and Ferb. And yes, the lyrics are my devising, so the will likely stink.
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He's a semi-moronic, jittery dog of action.
He's a jumpy little agent with a small attention span
He's got more than just mad skills; he's on some caffeine pills
And whenever he's around you can hear the children say…
"What a cute puppy!"
He's Pinky! Pinky the Chihuahua!
(But you can call him Agent P)
Pinky! Pinky the Chihuahua!
(I said you can call him Agent P!)
AGENT P!!!
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A/N- There, got it outta my system… review please!