Disclaimer: I don't own SSBB or its characters.
Happy Birthday bro! This is for you. You're the best brother in the world and always make me happy when I'm down. There might be some swearing and violence in this story. And there are characters that aren't in the SSBB game but there are some OCs and other characters that I will have in another SSBB story. If you have questions just put it in a review or PM me.
Chapter 1: Tea
It was lovely day at Smash Mansion. There were no fights scheduled today and not even smashers were fighting about little things at all. Master Hand and Crazy Hand left for a few days day leaving the smashers on their own since there would seemingly no trouble for a few days. Peach felt particularly great today for no reason and enjoyed some tea she recently bought in the backyard. Listening to birds chirping she quietly sipped her delicate tea out of the small cup, not knowing how drastically the day would change. Her thought drifted to how tasty the tea was and she made a note to herself to buy some more from that mysterious man with his mysterious little shop. Although what Peach didn't get why the tea was quite expensive.
She sat outside a while longer before she rose to go back into the mansion. She felt really happy, energized and a bit hyper. The princess kept on wondering what was in this tea, little did she know the man sold her tea with crack. As she was planning on giving everyone some of the wonder tea, weird obsessions and urges started to form in her mind. She didn't know quite what and shrugged. Surely it would pop in her mind later.
As she entered she stumbled upon the kids whizzing around the entrance room hopping over the few couches. Ness, Lucas, Nana, Popo and Toon Link were playing tag. All of a sudden Peach needed to get discipline into the kids.
"What the hell? NO running in the house, go play outside and do your frigging homework!" Peach screamed whipping out her frying out of nowhere ready to spank them.
"Toon Link feebly tried to protest "But Peach we have no homework, we don't go to scho-"
"Shut up and don't back talk! I don't care; go to your ROOMS and STUDY!" Peach yelled making the wall tremble and the kids pee their pants.
"Study what?" scared Nana asked.
"GO!" bellowed Peach in a threatening way holding her frying pan tightly and making the kids zip up the stairs with lightning speed.
On her way to the kitchen she spotted Ike coming out of the kitchen his indigo hay ever so ruffled and never brushed as always and a fatty chicken leg in one hand. Spotting Peach he greeted her.
"Hey, Peach! You gonna cook something with the fry pan?" Ike asked with some chicken in his mouth, not noticing how Peach's face had started become distorted. She HAD to cut Ike hair now and brush it! Nose scrunched up and her blood over the boiling point, about to blow up like a volcano, she shoved a baffled Ike back into the kitchen. Poor Ike had no idea what was going on and just sat at the table dearly holding on to his half eaten chicken leg.
"Peach, what's wrong?" Ike asked as he saw Peach whipping out her wonder tea, which she wanted to share with everyone, making a teapot full of it and poured some in a cup. "You have some tea, while I fix your hair that you never brush or take care of! And haven't you ever heard of FORK and KNIFE!?" Peach exclaimed angry before she cooled down a bit. Noticing Ike not drinking tea and probably thinking on fleeing, which he actually was, Peach pulled out her frying pan glaring at Ike. "Ike, drink the tea!" She really wanted to share tea. Ike quickly chugged down the tea, whipped around and yelled "Peach the teapot is about to fall off the counter!" Peach concerned for her wonderful tea whipped around only to see the teapot sitting perfectly still on the counter and when she turned around, an Ike shape was in the wall where he crashed through to save himself, or maybe his hair. "Ike!" Peach was really angry now. She decided she would search for more smashers to share the tea taking some with her.
Five heads popped up from hiding staring at the broken wall and at the open kitchen door. "You think it's safe now, Ness?" Lucas quietly asked. "Yeah, should be" Ness answered. "Okay, let's go I'm thirsty!" Toon Link called storming into the kitchen, the other kids following behind him.
Nana spotted the half- filled teapot and poured some in a cup "Hey guys Peach says this tea is really good. Do you want to try some, too?" Nana asked as she sipped the tea.
"No, tea is gross" Toon Link retorted.
"Not that one" Nana protested.
"I will try some" Lucas said and took some tea.
"I guess we I will, too" Ness and Popo said in unison. Toon Link was now the only one not drinking tea. With a snort he took tea and exclaimed "I bet I will spit it out right away" But he didn't. He was so amazed that he liked the tea that he was left speechless. Toon Link suddenly pulled out his arrows pointing at Nana's butt. To him Nana's butt looked like a round target as he aimed for the middle. Nana just stepped away as Toon Link let go of the arrow, as he aimed at the target circle he was starting to see on everybody's butt. And he was determined to hit "bulls eye". The arrow got stuck in the wood of the cupboard beside Nana. Her eyes were as wide as saucers. But instead of ripping Toony's head off, she turned to Popo and grinned. In a blink of an eye they whizzed off towards where the cooler is installed for really hot days at the mansion, although it was broken, because Master Hand didn't want to pay to fix it and nobody wanted to do it.
Toon Link now readied his bow and tried to get behind poor Lucas and Ness. The two boys quickly nodded at each other and used their psychic powers to trick Toon Link to go find other victims. Now them on crack, too, they both had the same weird obsession.
"Hey, Lucas this is fun! Let's mess with more people's minds!"
"Yeah!" Both boys ran out of the kitchen to terrorize smashers.
I thought this was gonna be a one-shot but it's gonna have some chapters. I hope you like it so far