I do not own any Vocaloids…As for my story please tell me what you think.

~Summery~

A pale boy who has snowy white hair cut to his chin, wearing a huge long white lab coat that flares out from the bottom walks into a dark room were the only light in there is above a green stool. He sits on it calmly and closes his eyes. He clears his throat and opens them again, reviling mismatch blue and green eyes.

Piko: Hi, my name is Piko and this is my story. A weird dinosaur alien name Gachapoid has taken over earth through time. Changing everything about history and has caused mutation all over the universe. In this scary world Gachapoid has the power to do anything he wants even forcing organisms away from their families to place them with strangers. That is what happened to me and these people. From what I learned in this dysfunctional group it's hard tippy toe away from problems. No matter how much I try, especially when Gachapoid and a gender switching hot blond are watching my every move. Who is the blond you ask? Kagamine…. Kagamine is my best friend and worse enemy.

-How it all started-

Ring Ring

Piko: Hello?

Len: Hey, Piko it's me Len !

Piko: Len? I mean hi lol. Why do you sound more like a girl then usual?

Len: Ha ha smart ass.. Piko can I ask you a favor?

Piko: Sure, what is it?

Len: I was wondering if you can spend the night over at my place today? I know its short notice but it sucks being alone. :'(

Piko:*blushes* eh hold on *Piko looks over at a passed out Haku snuggling up to her empty bottle of sake* Ok I'll come over and you better have cake… Ha, ha just joking .. It's a lame joke I know..

Len and Piko both awkwardly laugh together.

~Piko POV~

I knocked at Len's house door at with a surprise behind my back and a huge smile on my face. Whatever the problem is I'm sure this will help him get over it. It does the trick for my mom every time. I couldn't help but to laugh at the thought of him seeing my surprise. It has been 6 months since we've know each other and I couldn't be any happier. Len is the first friend who has ever invited me to a sleep over.

The door slams open and I notice it's a girl is holding it open .I couldn't stop staring at her slightly tanned skin, short spunky hair, big blue eyes, and short clothes that reveals her hot flat stomach and slightly curved legs. She arches one of her sexy eyebrows and ask," Are you going to come in?". I shake my head hoping she doesn't notice my blush or me drooling.

I walked in soon after this sexy girl spoke. She leads me to the couch before turning around to go somewhere else. I wonder where Len is. Len… Now that I think about it she kind of drags her feet just like him. "That's right! I'm here for Len", I shout out loud.

She looks at me confusingly and laughs. She says" Piko what in the world are you on? I am Len."

"No you're not" I said.

She looks at me evilly. "Oh yeah?" she says.

" Just because your glare is almost as scary as his doesn't mean you are him and there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise" I said while shivering.

She clears the throat and gives me a wicked smile before placing her mouth close my ear. I could feel my blood pumping from just how close she is. As soon as she talks my jaw dropped as she rants on and on about embarrassing things I told Len. I covered her mouth just before she could talk about my -how could he tell her these things? "SHUT UP! SHUT UP!SHUT UP!" I yell at her.

When she punches me in the jaw I tried tightening my grip but somehow it wasn't enough. I fell backwards and land on my butt."Ooow.." I rubbed my probably bruised jaw.

She points at her living room's mirror. "Say it again moron before looking into the mirror." there I see Len pointing back at me in her place. I gasp in amazement right before making my way towards the mirror. I laught at it and her. It's probably just another one of Len's pranks. Touching it, I relies its not one of those weird fake mirrors. I said while laughing a little more nervously "What makes you think I'll believe a mirror, huh?"

"I'll be right back, ok?" she said in a hurt tone. I saw her run up stairs and waited. When she came back she shakenly gave me her file. In it there was a picture of her and Len, explaining what he was classified under. I stared at it in disbelief wonder where would she get something like this. I was about to ask her about it but she turns her face away.

" I thought it was obvious…" She says while her beautiful eyes are facing the floor. I lean forward to look at her hurt expression.I felt bad for not noticing sooner. Inching closer to him/her I was about to get ready to comfort her with a hug but something crosses my mind.

A memory of me and Len doing a who's bigger contest crossed my mind. My face turns pale from seeing it and her at the same time…"Are you ok?" She er I mean he says while looking at me with those big hot eyes making my face turn even more pale. "Crap! I need a drink!" I said while showing the liquor.

~2hours later~

We stumbling on eachother's "words" after we have drunken the most of my surprise liquor, goofed around a little and even told a few new secrets. To bad I'm to wasted to remember what those secrets are. I grab a more then half empty bottle before we made our way towards the stairs. Len clings onto me while we make our way to his room. While she/he is on me I sniff her/his hair. Umm if only I knew she smelled this good before I would probably made as many excusses possible- I stoped myself remembering who I was thinking about. We just about open the door before he fell right on me. Oh well…were my last thoughts before passing out as well.

~30 minutes later~

We woked up when we heard the glass break from the window. I looked around and saw a large purple blur. Yellow and purple things fall from the blur and Len shouts "Gakupo get out now!". Len stumbles off of me and towards the purple blur. They start going at it and all I could think is why is are these things so mushy. As soon as that purple thing came at me I was ready. All these mushy things were in my hands, ready to be thrown.

KAGAMINE WHO THE- "shouts Gakupo as he tries to dodge the eggplants and bananas being thrown at him by a very drunk me "GAKUPO YOUR BANNED FROM MY ROOM!", shouts Kagamine just before she/he accidently pushes him out the window. A large eco of a crash is heard through out the neighborhood. Poor guy, all that can be seen of him is his long silky purple hair and eggplants with splattered bananas. Kagamine peeks out the window scared sober. I squeeze Kagamine hand tight with one hand while I dial 911 with the other.

~End of Chapter 1~

A/N:I hoped you enjoyed it. =)