Hello there! A humorous, cracktastic oneshot for Izaya.
Masaomi Kida was a strange boy who flirted with any cute girl he sees. However cute and sweet he may seem on the outside, Kida actually has darker motives. One day, Kida finds himself in an apartment, who's owner he'd rather avoid completely. Izaya Orihara was a prestigous man, one who knew everyone and anything. The infamous informant had throughly humiliated Kida countless times, which had included Kida's girlfriend Saki. Kida waited impatiently for Izaya to show his mischevious face. Kida, getting more impatient as each second passed, decided to do a little 'investigating' around the crimson-eyed man's house. Soon enough (After searching a little.), Kida found Izaya's bedroom. Snooping around, Kida eventually finds himself staring intensely at a girly-looking mirror. Wondering why Izaya had such a girly-looking mirror, Kida picked it up. "Why won't Izaya show his face? Because of this mirror, maybe?" Kida pondered aloud. After Kida spoke, the mirror began to glow. Kida insticntivly shielded his eyes from the brightness the mirror off-put. Once the mirror stopped shining, Kida lowerred his arm to look at the mirror. Much to his surprise, there was Izaya Orihara, skipping down a street, playing on his phone. Without a doubt, Kida decided it was best to just head home. Thinking quickly, Kida grabs the mirror and takes it with him.
Back at his house, Kida examines the strange mirror, or in which he like to call it, 'The girly stalker mirror.' He begins to test it, by calling out random names. "Shizuo Heiwajima." Kida says. The mirror glowed, then it showed Shizuo Heiwajima lifting a vending machine twice Kida's size.
Shizuo Heiwajima is stronger than any average man, and hated violence with a passion. Now, he was picking up a vending machine, shouting,"IZAAAYAAAAAA!"
Kida decided to use the mirror to his advantage and blackmail Izaya. Eventually, Izaya found a fault in Kida's little blackmailing escapade. Izaya simply told Kida that the mirror was for a costumer of his, and in actuality, he had no interest in it. Kida, like any rational person, wanted to know why Izaya followed his commands. Izaya told him it was for his own amusement to see how long Kida could last. Kida, being a total idiot, fell for Izaya's trick. In reality, Izaya was terrified his buisness would corrupt because he was careless enough to leave the mirror out. But he would never admit that to anyone. Izaya Orihara has won once again.
This explains how Izaya knows where everyone is and knows who everyone is. o.o
Love,
Raicho, the Authoress.