AKenzie: Rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr. Hellooooooooooo, everybody! Welcome to my fanfiction, nya! I'm sure you're wondering 'Why on earth does Kenzie have an 'A' in front of it, nya?' And if not… well then, nya. Anyway, the 'A' stands for author, so you can tell the difference between my bracket thoughts, which is just 'K:', or 'Ke:', nya. Anyway, I really hope you like my story, nya! I worked hard on it, nya! And it may take a chapter or two, but the action and main story will come about, nya. Maybe you've also noticed I say 'nya' at the end of my sentences, nya. When I talk I actually say 'yeah' at the end of my sentences, and I've done this since before I've ever read Naruto, but people still say I copy Deidara-chan, so I just use 'nya' when I type, nya. And only I, the author, will say 'nya', nya. I'd also like to introduce you to my co-author, AJenna, nya. She's a co-author because she writes her chapters, nya. And… you'll understand what I mean in a couple chapters, nya. Well, toodles, and please read, review and enjoy, nya!
It was just a regular Friday night. Anime night. Of course, this meant Naruto. This also meant Mackenzie's constant rolling of her eyes at her friend Jenna, who seemed to squeal at every guy.
"Aahh! Gaara! He's so hot!" The dark haired girl screamed. Cue the eye rolling.
"Eeee! Naruto! I love him!" Jenna squealed as the blonde haired girl covered her ears.
"AAAHHH! KIBA, MY LOVE!" Jenna ran to the TV and hugged it, almost desperately.
"Stop hugging the TV! And don't you dare kiss that screen! DON'T YOU DARE!" Mackenzie yelled at her. Jenna let go of the screen and took a step back, staring at the image on the screen very intently.
"Jenna? Jenna. Get back on this couch, I-" Mackenzie was interrupted by said screaming fangirl backing away from said television in non-said horror.
"Kenzie. Kenzie, the TV's swirling," she said, still backing away from the TV.
"Jenna, this isn't one of your crazy fanfictions where you get sucked into a swirling, colourful vortex into another dimension, or, perhaps more accurately, the world of the anime you're currently in love with," Mackenzie said, describing the beginning of just about every single story her friend had written.
"I mean… what the HELL?" Mackenzie was distracted by the TV. A swirling, colourful vortex had emerged from the center of it and was steadily increasing in size.
HO – LY. CR – AP…I'm so cure! SO SURE!" Mackenzie had jumped up and started yelling at the otherworldly portal while Jenna had fallen back onto the couch. When the vortex had taken up the entire TV and TV stand, Mackenzie yelling at it the whole while, it stopped growing.
It just sat there and swirled.
"Well, there's a silver lining to this; at least it's not sucking us in," Mackenzie had ventured closer. She considered poking it.
"Silver lining! SILVER LINING?! There is a frigging weird swirly thing in place of my TV and you say there's a SILVER LINING?!" Jenna seemed to have bypassed shock and skipped right over to hysterics.
"Yeah… I guess you're right," Mackenzie scratched the back of her neck and glanced back at the vortex. "I mean, if only it came with a remote, yeah? THEN I bet we could have some fun," Mackenzie laughed. She continued even as the shorter girl tried to beat her senseless. For the next few minutes, this was the itinerary, as the vortex was doing nothing weird. Er… I suppose 'new' would be a more appropriate term, seeing how vortexes are weird just being themselves. What with the relative calm, and yes, constant bickering is relative calm to these two [Ke: What? Arguing is fun, Jenna shrieked when she felt a hand on her shoulder. When she looked to see whom it belonged to she shrieked again.
"Hello ladies. Orochimaru asked me to collect you," Kabuto smiled, keeping an iron grip on Jenna's shoulder.
"Wha? Orochimaru…!?" Jenna stared in shock. "Hell no! We'll never go with you!" she struggled to remove Kabuto's hand. "Let go! We're not going! Right Kenzie?" She looked over at her friend – "Oh no" – and almost cried at the sight of her love filled eyes.
"KABUTO!!!!!!!" Mackenzie screamed and tackled him to the floor, hugging him. "I love you! Ahh!!" She squeezed the bespectacled baddie [Ke: LOLZ thatz mah new fave phraze… 'bespectacled baddie'… LOLZ. O, & btw I never uzully type lyk this… mah luv fer Kabuto is makin me b weird lolz.
"Well, there's one," Kabuto fixed his glasses and attempted to get Mackenzie off of him and he to his feet. Note: attempted.
"Now if your friend…" Kabuto set Mackenzie on her feet and followed suit, dusting himself off.
"Wha? NO! I'm not as idiotic as she is, I won't go with you!" Jenna exclaimed, apparently forgetting her boy craze a few minutes previous.
"Oh, don't be silly Jenna," Mackenzie smiled sweetly.
"Mackenzie! You're insane! Let me go!" Jenna tried to pry her friend's fingers from her arm, but before she could do so…
"Okay, we're ready! Let's go, cutie," Mackenzie beamed up at Kabuto, who linked his arm with hers.
"No! NO! Mackenzie!" Jenna yelled, and actually kind of succeeded in getting loose – but not before they stepped into the swirly vortex thingamabob. When Jenna blinked, the entire Akatsuki was before her eyes.
"Well, that was different than how you write it. You say we fall for a looong time, but we just kind of walked through and… walked through," Mackenzie said, confused.
"AHHHH!" Jenna screamed, clinging to Mackenzie, who was most lovingly clinging to Kabuto who was looking smug.
"Kabuto, you have a fangirl? Wow. Never heard of that, it's usually Itachi," Kabuto looked up in surprise from counting a fat wad of bills.
"You're just jealous, Kakuzu," Itachi said from his position leaning against the wall. Jenna gasped, a movement to cover up a squeak that had started out as a fangirl scream. She actually didn't scream. Everyone, a round of applause for her.
"See?" Kakuzu returned to his money.
"Good work, Kabuto." Mackenzie glanced behind her where a low hiss of a voice had come from.
"Eee! Orochimaru!" she cried, leaping, not away, but on top of the ninja [AJ: Why did you jump ON TOP of him?!?! AK: Eheehee. ..
"You stole my fangirl," Kabuto pouted, glaring at Orochimaru, who'd frozen when Mackenzie jumped him. It looked like she was hugging a plank of wood.
"No he didn't. I've just always wanted to do that," Mackenzie got off of the still-frozen Orochimaru.
"Well my business here is finished. I have to leave now, to attend to my other, ah… work," Kabuto announced.
"Very well," Orochimaru waved him off.
"What? Aw…" Mackenzie's face fell when she heard that 'her love' was leaving. As a result her hair turned robin's egg blue.
"WHOA! …coooool!" She examined her new hair with delight.
"Good bye," Kabuto waved to her. "Don't be sad, I'll be back soon… enough, Shapeshifter."
"I'm a Shapeshifter? COOL!" Oh boy, did the Akatsuki ever make Kenzie happy. "No, wait--!" Too late.
Kabuto disappeared, leaving only a trace of smoke where he'd been standing moments before.
"Aw man! He did that ninja poofy thing! Dammit!" Kenzie's hair reverted back to its natural blonde state.
"Oh, hey, where's Jenna?" she blinked, looking around at the room of Akatsuki.
'How can she be so cheerful in a room of us… the Akatsuki…?' That's what was running through every Akatsuki member's mind. Well, except for Zetsu.
"Eat her, eat her, she looks so yummy!" A low, dark voice belonging to Zetsu cooed.
"NO! DON'T EAT HER, DON'T EAT HER!" A substantially higher voice, also belonging to Zetsu, argued with himself.
"AHHHH! Kenzie, HELP ME!" Jenna yelled. She was trapped in a corner; she couldn't escape for Zetsu's body was in the way.
"Thanks for not letting her run away, Zetsu," Kenzie strolled up and pulled Jenna away from the bipolar plant man. Meanwhile, Zetsu continued to argue with himself. The two girls proceeded to walk to the middle of the room. A good while passed with everyone staring at them. Save for Zetsu.
"Well, now what?" Kenzie's voice was loud in the semi-quiet room.
"Kenzie, look ou-!" Jenna tried to push her friend out if the way but she wasn't quick enough.
BONK! Well now. Orochimaru seemed to have found an actual plank of wood somewhere. A two-by-four, to be exact. Oh, the cruel irony. Jenna started when she realized she was Orochimaru's next target.
"AHH! What's with you, you freak?!" Jenna screamed as she ducked a wild swing.
"Ow ow! Look at Orochimaru go, he's a real lady killer!" Kakuzu wolf whistled. "…That is, literally," he grinned.
Even though Jenna was doing so well dodging these maniacal two-by-four attacks, eventually she was bonked in the head too. Shall we call him Henry? Yes, that's a fine name. Henry the two-by-four.
Orochimaru panted and his eyes lost their madman glint when the brunette collapsed.
"Oh, FINALLY. Women never shut up, do they?" Orochimaru fell back onto a couch. "Move over, Tobi," he grunted, the smaller masked ninja shuffled over.
"What are you talking about? It was your idea to bring them here," Itachi said, annoyed.
"I'm beginning to regret it already," the snake man grumbled.
"Oh, all of you. Just find them somewhere to rest, and Zetsu, would you and your other self KNOCK IT OFF!" Pein ordered, quite irritated with his comrades' actions.
Zetsu promptly shut up, the conflict resuming in his mind. Itachi picked up Kenzie and Kisame picked up Jenna. Don't worry – if you even did-, they both [meaning Kenzie and Jenna were to be put into futons, although Kenzie would be extremely pissed upon learning that an Uchiha had touched her.
And Orochimaru and Henry the two-by-four were bestest friends from the day on. BFFs. The works. Yayzers.
AK: Aaaaaaaannnnnnndddd that is the END of chapter one, nya! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy! I'll have a new chapter up soon, nya! So will some of you people who read this [if anyone even did… I wouldn't be surprised if NO ONE read it PRETTY PLEASE review, nya? Chappy Two has TONS of laughs, nya! And this isn't good, nya.:( I fear I'm starting to fall in love with the entire male cast of Naruto, nya! NOOOOOOOOO!!! NYA!! I don't wanna end up like THAT, nya! –jabs finger at co-author-
AJ: Huh? –nose bleeding from staring at picture of Kiba shirtless-
AK: Rrrgghh, give me that, nya! –grabs picture-
AJ: NOOoOOOoooOoOoOo! MAH LOVE!
AK: But yes, so far I'm in/falling in love with Neji, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru—
AJ: HA! SHIKAMARU! HA!
AK: Shut up! Kakashi –swoon-, Iruka –gasp!-, Zetsu! –wtf-, Deidara –eheehee-, Tobi –yay!-, Kabuto –nosebleed-, Sasori -:D-, Kankurou! -;)-, Kisame –lovelovelovelove-, OROCHIMARU –WAHAHAHAHAHA- and that's all for now, nya. Though I don't doubt that I'll fall in love with more as time passes, nya. My main problem with the regular, good guy cast is that most of them are like 12 years old and 4' 8"-5' 4", nya….SIGH. So that leaves me to go with people who are evil/4-20 years older than me, nya! ZOMG! Aaaahhhhhh… -falls into a deep dark hole-
AJ: -looks into hole- Um, well, please review. I'll probably be writing in a few chapters time… and please keep reading and reviewing… We'll have about 1-2 more chapters to, um, well I guess to get some writing junk out of Kenzie's system –looks into hole again-, and then the entire idea that made this story form in her insanely strange mind will actually take place… and I can't believe she actually likes Orochimaru… dear GOD… something's wrong with her… -walks away from hole-
AK: -faintly- Jeeeeeeennnnnnnaaaaaaaaa… Did you tell them to reviiieeww, nyaaa?