Mike Newton
Oh mike Newton!!! You are sooooooo sexy. Your preeeety blue eyes, your sexy golden hair just screams for hottiness!!!! You always fall for the pretty ones, you sexy whore!!! Your naughty sexdrive turns on all of the forks girls. Too bad Bella is an idiot and fell for that idiot Edward Cullen. You even told her that you didn't like him!!! You hated the idea of him being with her. Bella is a naughty hoe that falls for anything with super powers. You need to be tossed in toxic waste to have a chance with Bella, so save your life and be with me!!!!!!! I'm hotter than her (everyone is), smarter than her, and not so mean to you!!! You are such a sexy beast!!!!! My, Mike Newton, you are the hottest guy in forks!!! And I bet you are not so bad in bed….