Return of the Subspace Emissary: Multiverse Chapter 1: Introduction by Lanette Ronalds, a super smash brothers fanfic

Lanette: "A'ight. Since disclaimers are pretty much in any story you find here, sometimes in multiple chapters, we'll just get this over and done with here. Super Smash Bros. and the characters in this story past this introductory chapter are owned by Nintendo, Sega, Konami, and a certain third party company that will remain unnamed for spoiler reasons. Also, this chapter is just an introduction. Besides that, it has nothing to do with the actual story. If you want to head straight to the story, skip to the next chapter. I feel like
I had ta say somethin' 'cause my friend Maxwell said some dude thought his intro of another story was actually a part of it. "What does this have to with Teen Titans?" He said. Nothing! It's just an intro. Anyway, let's gone 'head an' get started."

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Return of the Subspace Emissary: Multiverse

Introduction by Lanette Ronalds

Location: Magnum Plaza Shopping Mall, Daniel City, California

As the view goes inside of the Magnum Plaza Shopping Mall in Daniel City, several people are seen walking around to different stores. There are several different stores, clothing stores, jewelry stores, book stores, restaurants, electronics shops, toy stores. Many in Daniel City consider this place a great place to find anything they might want as well as a good place to hang out.

The view focuses on one shop in particular, The Retro Styles clothing store, a shop that sells clothes and accessories from different decades, from the 1950s to the 1990s. A girl is shown shopping in the 1980s section of the store. She is a 16-year old African-American girl with brown hair and brown eyes. She is wearing a pink off-the-shoulder shirt with a yellow lightning bolt design on the front, yellow pants with a blue skirt, white tennis shoes, a white bead necklace, a Rubik's Cube patterned beach hat, gold loop earrings, and a light blue fanny pack. The girl then turns to the camera and realizes what is supposed to be going on. She then gets herself together and starts talking.

"Hey, everybody." She said. "I'm Lanette Ronalds and I'm gonna be hostin' the Super Smash Brothers fanfics from the Daniel City Heroes. This is the first Smash Bros. story, Return of the Subspace Emissary: Multiverse and I'm gonna give you the 411 on it. This story is gonna be totally tubular. I can tell."

"Anyway, this story, as if you couldn't tell already, deals with Tabuu and the Subspace Army coming back, and this time they're planning to take over the Smashers' own home worlds as well as the Smash Bros. dimension. Naturally, the Smash Bros. crew gets together to stop him. There's more to it, but that's my generalization. This time around the group has expanded by 29 new characters. There's twenty new Nintendo characters, two returning characters from Melee, and seven new third-party characters, bringing the total roster to 64 chartacters. Here's the list."

Lanette then pulls out a list of the characters part of the Super Smash Bros. in the stories.

Mario

Luigi

Peach

Bowser

(secret character)

Donkey Kong

Diddy Kong

(secret character)

Wario

(secret character)

Yoshi

Link

Toon Link

Zelda/ Sheik

Ganondorf

(secret character)

Kirby

King Dedede

Meta Knight

Pikachu

Pokemon Trainer/ Squirtle/ Ivysaur/ Charizard

Jigglypuff

Lucario

(secret character)

Samus/ Zero Suit Samus

(secret character)

Captain Falcon

(secret character)

Olimar

Fox

Falco

Wolf

(secret character)

Marth

Ike

(secret character)

Ness

Lucas

(secret character)

Sonic the Hedgehog

(secret character)

Solid Snake

(secret character)

Pit

Mr. Game & Watch

Ice Climbers

R.O.B.

(secret character)

"Wow. That's a lotta characters in this thing." Lanette said looking at the list. "Anyway, these will be the Smashers in this story and any more to come from the DCH. Now, I can see the names of every character on the list. But, chances are if you're viewing it, a lot of the names are blocked out with spots that say "Secret Character" over and over. That's just to prevent spoilers. Dumb, ain't it?"

"By now, you're probably wonderin' exactly who I am right? Well, like I said, Lanette Ronalds, Daniel City Heroes. As you can probably tell by my clothes, I'm a big fan of the 1980s. It's just so cool and everything then was so unique, I think it fits my style just right. I'm also looking forward to being a big pop star. I love to sing and dance and it would be a dream for me to go into the music biz.

"I still remember this one time when me and this other girl, Jennifer Yolanda, auditioned for this part in a charity concert. I got the part and she went psycho big time. Started callin' herself Mirror Mirror, got herself a shield with a mirror in the center, and went out to get me. But, she didn't know that by then, I had superpowers. My power is that I can form diamond-like crystal from my body. Think Diamondhead from the original Ben 10 series. Anyway, I powered up kicked her Captain-America-copycat butt and sent her packin'. She kept goin' "I'm a better performer! I deserve this not you!" Bag your face, already. Sheesh!"

Lanette then checked a nearby clock for the time. She then said. "Okay. I gotta meet some friends over at the food court in a few minutes, so I'm gonna wrap this up then bounce. If you have any questions that you want to ask me about the story or you just wanna talk about it, just tell me in a review of the story. And please, don't mistake my introduction for an actual part of the story. I'm just the host. Okay? Get it? Got it? Good. Well, gotta go. Enjoy the story. "

Lanette then exits the store and the view fades to black.

And now, Return of the Subspace Emissary: Multiverse starts next chapter.

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Lanette: "One last thing. I learned 80's slang from an online dictionary. So look at that before you say, "No one says 'totally tubular' anymore." Just so there's no misunderstanding."