Takasugi walks onto a stage and speaks through a microphone. "Ahem. Ok. I have something you girls and possibly guys will enjoy. I have decided to have an advice column with you asking any of the DW guys and girls. And you can ask them about miscellaneous things too. Submit your question towards a character in a review and I'll grab that person to stand on this stage to answer it. Wait, that's too much work. I'll make them use Skype." Izuru talks from behind a curtain. "They don't know how to even use Skype."
"Phht. They're Asian. They can figure it out."
"The fans prefer the physical appearance of the characters."
"Fine...Let me grab the portal." He goes off-stage for a moment and drags a large contraption onto it. "There, they can get in and out of here. Happy?"
"Don't ask me, ask the fans." Takasugi then continues. "Please submit in English, because I can't read other languages. And Google Translate is a piece of junk. Furthermore, you can MAYBE get a dare out here. It just depends, but you can try. Please do not submit vulgar questions. Actually, I changed my mind. You can put dares. Just don't go too far with them. (Though I would probably love to see what these guys can come with...) Ok, you don't want me to keep on talking so-" The portal next to him comes to life and a voices are heard. "HEY! You did not run this by us!"
"I don't need to. Technically, I'm the superior and you guys are inferior."
"Oh no! I'm NOT doing this again!"
"Oh yes, Yi. It will be so much fun watching you suffer in embarrassment." Takasugi grows devil horns and a tail and laughs maniacally. "Hahahaah..." More voices are heard through the portal. "I demand you to cancel this!"
"The fandom is crazy! They'll...ugh I don't want to think about it..."
"They are impure! They must be purged from this world!"
"No, Zhang Jiao. That's genocide. And I already sent this announcement out. It's hit the servers just like that."
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"Hahaha...this will be fun..."