Do you believe in magic?
Not that silly "Hocus Pocus" stuff, real magic. As in, the manipulation of the primal forces of the universe via your mind. No? Well, that's to be expected. It's a rare gift. A really rare gift. Like, so rare that it's… I don't know really. Just mind-bogglingly rare.
Oh! I should probably introduce myself! I am the all-powerful and omniscient Author. Notice the capital. I shaped this world that you are currently watching, wondering when the actual story is about to start. Fear not, for it will start very soon. Meaning that the true first chapter will be along shortly. I'm running out of things to say, so: Oddment, Blubber, Tweak! Oh yeah, the fourth wall will be shattered many, many times. Just getting that out there. Anyway, I should probably start writing the first chapter before an angry mob shows up at my door, or people get disinterested. I almost forgot! Call me FyreStyrm. Let's go exploring! And typing!
-FyreStyrm
