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I am so Sorry it Took Me so Long to Get This Posted! But Today is the 1st Day of My Summer Vacation, Yaaaaaaaaaaay :D
So here's the prologue to the "Adventures in Jasper & Emmett Land's" Spin-Off "Odd Jobs With Jasper & Emmett"
I'll get the 1st Real Chapter Up ASAP.
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I sat down in my tan leather chair in the corner of my study, finally able to get a moment of peace. Or at least I thought so.

"I'm bored!" Emmett. God damn you. It's like God has nothing better to do then condemn me to an afterlife of dealing with this man-child.

I sighed irritated, "What the hell do you want, Emmett?"

"Watch your language, young man," Emmett scolded.

"I'm nearly 50 years older than you, you idiot," I reminded him, growing more annoyed by the second.

Alice stepped out from behind him and I relaxed a little bit, but not much, considering he was still in my presence. "Guess what I saw," she sang. I was almost afraid to ask. Judging by the look of evil on her face, I was definitely afraid. But, I figured it would be worse not knowing.

"What?"

"You'll find out in a few minutes," she teased before skipping out and down the stairs. I sighed and noticed that Emmett was still standing there, looking at me like a long lost puppy dog.

A few moments later Carlisle had entered the house, and no sooner had we heard his entrance had he made it loud and clear. "Emmett! Jasper! Get down here!" I'd never heard our father figure yell like that. He was always so calm. Whatever happened must've been really bad.

My brother and I sped down the steps quickly and stood before Carlisle who was giving off an extremely annoyed feel that Emmett could probably even sense without having my ability.

"So, what's the deal, Daddy C?" Emmett questioned, and I wondered how idiotic he was, to call Carlisle that name, especially at a time like this.

Carlisle slammed his hands down on the table. "You two! First you get arrested for murder and drugs, then you created a vampire rabbit army," don't you dare say and vampire chinchilla, Emmett, or I will seriously kill you, "and then you start a chaotic riot at the mall! That's it! You're being punished! I'm putting you two to work!"

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