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"ITACHI!" Tobi yelled, tackling him to the ground. Itachi stood up and dusted himself off. Tobi rolled around on the floor happily.
"Yes, Tobi?" Itachi muttered, hoping it wasn't some stupid think like he found a new pet bunny.
"Tobi recruited people!" Tobi yelled, getting up. Itachi was wide-eyed and impressed.
"You... did?" Itachi asked. "Are they bunnies?"
"One's a killer maniac psycho dinosaur." Tobi explained, waving his arms aroudn and making chainsaw noises. "And the other one eats buckets of sugar!"
Itachi back away slowly as the door to the enterance to the Akatsuki opened. Mist filled the place and two girl appeared. Me and Twilit.
I pranced into the room and patted Tobi on the head. "Hi Tobi." I looked up at Itachi. "Hi Weasel!" I waved cutely.
"Which one is this one, Tobi?" There was no explanation needed since Twilit was trying to climb onto Itachi's back.
"WEASEL BACK RIDE. NOW!" Twilit screamed in his ear. I laughed and took out my chainsaw and turned it on.
Itachi stared at me. "Give Twilit a ride and I won't kill you. And you have to make goat noises."
Itachi started skipping around making terrible goat noises while Twilit started braiding his hair.
I walked around the Akatsuki base and found a room full of clay sculptures. I walked in a chainsawed them all to bits.
"WHAT THE FUCK, UN?" a blonde yelled at me. I laughed meniacally and chainsawed those bits.
"Pwn'd!" I yelled in his face. I ran off, letting the blonde put the clay back together.
I saw a fish walk out the door, so I followed him.
"Let's go to McDonalds." I said.
No reply.
"I WANNA GO TO MCDONALDS!"
No reply.
I turned the chainsaw on and he turned around. I noticed it was Kisame.
"If I can't have my burgers, I'm gonna have to make sushi!"
Twilit came outside. "Sushi? Where?"
I pointed to Kisame, who was running for his life. Twilit chased after him, eyes sparkling for hunger.
And that's how my first day in the Akatuski was~