You're so Vain
By Kat-chan
Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men Evolution or the song "You're so Vain". This is a PARODY. As in, I DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG. K?
Scene: Pietro is admiring himself in the bathroom mirror, while all the other occupants of the household are banging on the door.
Pietro: Hello, you handsome devil, you. Look at what a beautiful day it is. And it's all for you. Yes, yes it is. You're so handsome. All the girls want a piece of this action.
Tabitha: QUICKIE, GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!!!
Lance: Pietro, if you're not out of there in ten seconds, I'm breaking the door down!
Todd: I gotta pee!!
Fred: Stop hogging the bathroom, Pietro!!!
Pietro: ::rolls his eyes, still talking to himself:: Ignore those nincompoops, Quicksilver. They're just jealous of your style, your charisma, your indescribable good looks.
*BAM-CRASH*
Fred: ...Ooops.
Pietro: ::zips down the stairs:: See you losers later!
Scene: Pietro arrives at school, and as he's walking inside, a group of girls start to giggle and whisper amongst themselves. Pietro winks at them, and the giggles increase. The X-Men are standing in a corner, watching Pietro's antics sullenly. Evan is clenching his fists.
Evan: He thinks he owns this place, man! ::starts singing:: He just walks into the school like he's walking onto a yacht.
Kitty: ::also sings:: There's too many girls here that, like, think Pietro is hott.
Rogue: He stragegically tucks hair behind one ear. He thinks he's something he's not.
Kurt: He's got one eye in zhe mirror as after him zhe girls trot.
Jean: All of them dreaming that they'll be his girlfriend, they'll be his girlfriend, and...
Lance: ::storms in the building, grabs Pietro on the shoulder and roughly turns him around:: You're so vain!
Scott: ::rolls eyes:: He'd probably think this song was about him.
Tabitha: ::also appearing very angry at Pietro:: You're SO vain!
Evan: ::agreeing with Scott, as if singing to Pietro:: I'll bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?
Tabitha: ::pokes Pietro in the stomach:: You had me several weeks ago, when I was still quite naive.
Kurt: ::forgetting all about Pietro, he focuses in on Tabitha, and forlornly gazes at her:: You said ve made zuch a preety pair, and zhat you vould never leave.
Todd: ::glares at Pietro:: You're the only one that you've ever loved.
Kurt: ::still singing "to" Tabby:: I vish you'd come back to me.
Lance: ::folds arms across his chest:: I'm thinking about putting arsenic in your coffee,
Tabitha and Todd: ::agreeing:: Arsenic in his coffee, yeah!
Pietro: ::eyes widen:: I'm not vain!
Scott: He thinks the world revolves around him.
Tabitha: You ARE vain!
Evan: ::looks like he's about to spike the smarmy look off of Pietro's face:: You think that the world is about you, don't you, don't you?!
Fred: He's considering putting arsenic in your coffee,
Todd: Arsenic in his coffee, yeah!
Tabitha: You're so vain. ::walks away in disgust::
Lance: You probably think this song is about you.
Pietro: ::shakes head in disbelief:: I'm not vain!
Evan: ::steam is about to come out of his ears as he storms past the Brotherhood, and he shoves Pietro:: I'll bet you think the world is about you, don't you, don't you?
Pietro: What is this, National Beat Up on Quicksilver Day?! ::he opens his locker at super speed, grabs his books, and zips away, mumbling to himself again:: Ignore them, Quicksilver. They're jealous, that's what they are. Jealous!
AN: Um...I really like Pietro, and I don't REALLY believe that his fellow Brotherhood members want to do away with him. Just so you know, so don't get all upset. I don't want to kill Pietro by putting arsenic in his coffee.
By Kat-chan
Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men Evolution or the song "You're so Vain". This is a PARODY. As in, I DIDN'T WRITE THE SONG. K?
Scene: Pietro is admiring himself in the bathroom mirror, while all the other occupants of the household are banging on the door.
Pietro: Hello, you handsome devil, you. Look at what a beautiful day it is. And it's all for you. Yes, yes it is. You're so handsome. All the girls want a piece of this action.
Tabitha: QUICKIE, GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!!!
Lance: Pietro, if you're not out of there in ten seconds, I'm breaking the door down!
Todd: I gotta pee!!
Fred: Stop hogging the bathroom, Pietro!!!
Pietro: ::rolls his eyes, still talking to himself:: Ignore those nincompoops, Quicksilver. They're just jealous of your style, your charisma, your indescribable good looks.
*BAM-CRASH*
Fred: ...Ooops.
Pietro: ::zips down the stairs:: See you losers later!
Scene: Pietro arrives at school, and as he's walking inside, a group of girls start to giggle and whisper amongst themselves. Pietro winks at them, and the giggles increase. The X-Men are standing in a corner, watching Pietro's antics sullenly. Evan is clenching his fists.
Evan: He thinks he owns this place, man! ::starts singing:: He just walks into the school like he's walking onto a yacht.
Kitty: ::also sings:: There's too many girls here that, like, think Pietro is hott.
Rogue: He stragegically tucks hair behind one ear. He thinks he's something he's not.
Kurt: He's got one eye in zhe mirror as after him zhe girls trot.
Jean: All of them dreaming that they'll be his girlfriend, they'll be his girlfriend, and...
Lance: ::storms in the building, grabs Pietro on the shoulder and roughly turns him around:: You're so vain!
Scott: ::rolls eyes:: He'd probably think this song was about him.
Tabitha: ::also appearing very angry at Pietro:: You're SO vain!
Evan: ::agreeing with Scott, as if singing to Pietro:: I'll bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?
Tabitha: ::pokes Pietro in the stomach:: You had me several weeks ago, when I was still quite naive.
Kurt: ::forgetting all about Pietro, he focuses in on Tabitha, and forlornly gazes at her:: You said ve made zuch a preety pair, and zhat you vould never leave.
Todd: ::glares at Pietro:: You're the only one that you've ever loved.
Kurt: ::still singing "to" Tabby:: I vish you'd come back to me.
Lance: ::folds arms across his chest:: I'm thinking about putting arsenic in your coffee,
Tabitha and Todd: ::agreeing:: Arsenic in his coffee, yeah!
Pietro: ::eyes widen:: I'm not vain!
Scott: He thinks the world revolves around him.
Tabitha: You ARE vain!
Evan: ::looks like he's about to spike the smarmy look off of Pietro's face:: You think that the world is about you, don't you, don't you?!
Fred: He's considering putting arsenic in your coffee,
Todd: Arsenic in his coffee, yeah!
Tabitha: You're so vain. ::walks away in disgust::
Lance: You probably think this song is about you.
Pietro: ::shakes head in disbelief:: I'm not vain!
Evan: ::steam is about to come out of his ears as he storms past the Brotherhood, and he shoves Pietro:: I'll bet you think the world is about you, don't you, don't you?
Pietro: What is this, National Beat Up on Quicksilver Day?! ::he opens his locker at super speed, grabs his books, and zips away, mumbling to himself again:: Ignore them, Quicksilver. They're jealous, that's what they are. Jealous!
AN: Um...I really like Pietro, and I don't REALLY believe that his fellow Brotherhood members want to do away with him. Just so you know, so don't get all upset. I don't want to kill Pietro by putting arsenic in his coffee.