Chapter One: Surprise!

Hello! This is my first fan fic, so enjoy!

I do not own Hetalia, even though I wish I did.

And yes, I know its kinda short. I got writers block. Derp.

~~~Englands POV~~~

England groaned and opened his eyes. He was surprised to see other cats waking up around him. He sat up and started licking his paw. Wait. Paw? England looked down and instead of seeing a human, he saw a cat. " Hiya Iggy! Look! I'm a cat!" America meowed, scaring England. "You bloody git! You scared me!" England yelled. "Oops! Sorry!" America said, then padded away. "ENGLAND!" Germany yelled. "WHY THE HELL ARE WE CATS!" England and the other cats winced. "Germany! We're cats, so we can hear you perfectly fine without you yelling so loudly!" England said irritably. Now answer my question. Why are we cats!" Germany asked again. "I don't know!" England said. "What do you mean you don't know?" Germany meowed. He shrugged as good as a cat could. Germany sighed. "Well, I guess we just have to wait until this...spell or whatever it is wears off. If it does. Anyone have any ideas about dinner?" Germany asked. Italys hand, er, I mean, paw went up into the air. "Anyone?" Germany asked again, ignoring Italy. Finally, he sighed and said "Yes Italy?". "How about pasta!" Italy said cheerfully. "We don't have pasta you dimwit!" Romano said. "I know what we can do because I'm the hero!" America said. "No, the awesome me has a better idea!" Prussia meowed. "But you didn't hear my idea!" America protested. "So? Mine would be awesomer any way." Prussia stated. "Nuh-uh!"

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"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" England finally yelled. America and Prussia stopped fighting and looked at England. England opened his mouth to scold the two, when suddenly Russia, who had disappeared during the fight, dropped a large rabbit and two squirrels in front of England. "There. Dinners taken care of." he meowed, holding his pipe in his mouth.

10 minutes later!

After the cats had finished eating, they realized theyw ere really tired. They found a cave to sleep in, and went to sleep. France kept trying to sleep close to the other countries, but they kept shoving him away.

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If you do, I'll give you...Pasta!
Italy: No! Thats my pasta!