FF8 After the afterwards.....maybe
Chapter One: Parasitic life forms
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All character's that aren't mine are squaresofts (I don't like being sued) and whoever enjoy's drunken women have that in their title
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*Roll big cheesy space scene and scrolling letters*
Disembodied voice: In the beggining mankind fought valiantly against the ultimate evil (With sexy results)
then Squall killed ultimecia......and was sent through time and space (With sexy results) and ended up in an alternate universe....now....(NO I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER HOT DOG!)......our story begins
*Inside chocobo's forest*
Squall: But I don't like sausage!!!
Chocoboy: That's too bad
Squall: Ok......
*Squall is suddenly crushed by a giant chocobo*
Rinoa: Squall?
Zell: *With lots of body movements* AM NOT!!!!!
Selphie: ARE TOOO!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: Why are we here again???
Laguna: We need to get a chocobo so we can have dinner.....*Scared look from chocoboy*....er I mean......A RIDE to dinner
Chocoboy: ok just let him go when you're done!
*Squall is dragged out of the forest followed by everyone else*
{Outside chocobo forest in a large clearing}
Squall: Pass me another wing!
Zell:*With lots of body movements* This drumstick is delicious!
Irvine: That's not a chocobo drumstick. That's your own leg.
Zell: *w/ lots of body movements* Ahhh! Esh! *takes his leg out of his mouth*
Squall: Good grief.
*Suddenly a wounded man stumbles toward them*
Man: Help me... *coughs out some blood*
Selphie: You want some food or something?
Man: Waldo... the fiend... must be stopped... *dies and a tome falls out of his corpse*
Laguna: *picks up the book* hmm... What is this book? "Where in hell is Waldo?"
Squall: I don't know.
Laguna: No, you blockhead! That's the name of the book!
Zell: *with lots of body movements* I've heard of these books. You have to find that nerdy guy in crowds of weirdos.
Rinoa: But why did that guy get killed?
Selphie: *still hitting on the guy* He's dead???!!!
Squall: *Failing horribly at flying a kite* He's been dead for the last hour even when you dragged him into the forest and we heard those groans of pain when that monster attacked you
Everyone: *Cue sweatdrop*
Selphie: Uh....yeah.......monster........
Irvine: Irvine isn't cool with that! no monster is gonna pick a fight with Irvine's selphie
Selphie:*falls over everyone looks confused*
Rinoa: Hey look this book only has one page *Reading* "Find Waldo among the bodies of his fallen victims"
Squall:*Falling on his back after a failed attempt at kicking a football* Hrm....that's pretty gruesome for little kids this Waldo must be stopped!
Rinoa: What the hell......this is marked as a microsoft book!
Squall:*feeding his moomba* odd.......hey does it have a printing date and location
Rinoa: It says "Timber maniacs"
Zell: *with lots of body movements* Lets go to Timber!!!!
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Next Time on FF8 after the afterwards they visit Timber!!!
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Hey people long time no f*cing......er...that is.....ficing as in writing fics I finally got off my lazy ass and started writing this with Hostiledude so if you like it REVIEW if you don't like it REVIEW and then REVIEW again so I can trace your IP and kill you!!!!!sound like fun???!!!! OKAY!!!!!!
Sighned Slayer Ignatius Delchias Gardenia VVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII errr.........
Yo, Hostiledude here. As you may have well predicted, I am working with Ignatius on this one, and I hope everyone out there enjoys it. Now *with lots of body movements* you better read the next chapter as soon as it comes out or we'll drop Tweed through your roof with a crane. Mwahahahaha! And review this or I WILL hurt you... badly! Gyahahahaha!
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