Puppy Love

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

A/N: okay this is slightly AU Sasuke's back in Konoha after killing Itachi like a good little boy…

Summary: Bestiality be damned, Sasuke's found his soul mate!

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Kakashi surveyed his student with one eye, stern. "You stay put, okay?"

"Yes, Kakashi-sensei," Sasuke chanted dully at him. He'd been allowed back into Konoha, but there was still an investigation going on, and Naruto was still pissed at him. So he had to stay at the Copy Nin's place while they affirmed that he wasn't still a traitor.

Life really sucked, but Sasuke was willing to go through it for his team. It was the least he could do, seeing what all they went through for him.

"I'm leaving Pakkun to guard you."

"Yes, Kakashi-sensei."

"Be careful."

"Yes, Kakashi-sensei."

"I'm really hot."

"Yes Kakashi—what!?"

The single eye curved upwards in merriment. "Just wanted to see if you were actually listening," he chuckled, "Bye, Sasuke."

"Yes Kakashi—bye, sensei."

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Two hours, and counting. Two hours of silence. Two freaking hours. Sasuke was so bored, he was rather compelled to chidori himself just to see what would happen.

Better try to make conversation before that particular urge got the better of him.

"So," he began uncertainly to the nin-dog, "Do you like…cheese?"

Pakkun beamed at him as much as a canine can. "I love cheese!"

Sasuke blinked. Had making conversation gotten easier, or had he gotten better at it? "Um, do you like it toasted or raw?"

"Toasted."

"Hey," the Uchiha heir said brightly, "Me too!"

"Cool!"

"What about root beer?"

"Can you say float?" the dog questioned. Sasuke beamed at him. "Okay, puppies: cute or ugly?"

"So cute!"

"I say Marco…"

"I say Polo!"

"Wow," the boy gushed, "We really get along, don't we?"

"I'll say! I think you're my soul mate!"

"Me too!" Sasuke smiled shyly, "Henge!" he yelled, transforming into a sleek black dog. Pakkun trotted over to lick him. They growled at each other playfully, and proceeded to do it doggy style way too literally.

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Kakashi returned home to find his student canoodling his dog in a most…immodest way. The jounin sweatdropped. "Naruto's gonna kill me, isn't he?"

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There just isn't enough fanfiction for Pakkun. And this just wasn't long enough. Oh well.