It is dawn on Rith Essa. The tribals have already been working for an hour or so due to an escape yesterday, but they aren't tired yet. They're quite the gossips today.
Tribal #1: How's come Looopus was shoootin at us?
Tribal #3: It's Lupus already! LUPUS!
Tribal #1: That's what I said.
Tribal #2: Looopus was tryin' ta shoot all the drones...we was in the way, I guess.
Tribal #3: It's Lupus already! L-U-P-U-S!
A drone finally breaks up the strange fight between the tribals with a shout of "Get back to work!" But in the horizon, a gunshot is fired, and the same drone is knocked to the ground.
Tribal #1: It's Looopus! I'm gonna help Looopus!
Tribal #1 jumps on another nearby drone, and, while trying to steal a gun, accidently hits Lupus.
Lupus has lost his perfect health by one unit. Lupus is angry. Lupus has already saved all the tribals defined in the objective. Therefore, Lupus blasts Tribal #1 with his Plasma Shotgun.
Tribal #3 and #2 grab spare guns and jump behind a box, dodging the gunfire.
Tribal #2: *in a loud voice* Now's you's gots to be quiet so Looopus doesn't find us. We don't want Looopus to find us.
Tribal #3: LUPUS!!!!!!!!
Lupus hovers over the box and shoots both of the tribals. #2 is dead on the spot, but #3 has one last phrase to say before he's knocked out for good.
Tribal #3: Evil Brotherhood of Tribals, avenge me!
Lupus stays, curious to what the Evil Brotherhood of Tribals is. Elsewhere, behind another box, a small group of tribals has gathered, including the infamous Manly brothers.
Manly Brother #1: *talking like a gangster* I'm gonna kill'em, man! I'm gonna blow him to smitherens, man! Blow'em to smitherens! Long live the Evil Brotherhood, man!
Manly Brother #1 darts out, firing a machine gun-in the wrong direction. Lupus easily knocks out this one...after leading him away from the other tribals.
Manly Brother #2: *in a deep British accent* I have a feeling my brother...screwed up, yes, screwed up. So, I suppose now it's my turn to go out there...*long pause* Oh God, help us all.
Manly Brother #2 carefully darts about in a James Bond fashion, glancing around for the Gemini dog. Meanwhile, Lupus is wondering what is going on...
Lupus: What in Golwood is going on?...
Manly Brother #2 is quickly gotten rid of with a shot from a pistol.
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*random tribals rushing around trying to kill Lupus*
"Waaaaaaahaaaaaa. Ninja punch!"
Ninja punch blocked.
"This here dog's going kablooey."
Same to that there tribal.
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Rith Essa is covered with dead tribals, and Lupus gets a call from Mizar.
Mizar: Hey Looopus, you just killed an entire planet of tribals. What's next.
Lupus shoots the monitor down, eyebrow raised. After a few minutes, he comments, "I never liked that name."
Tribal #1: How's come Looopus was shoootin at us?
Tribal #3: It's Lupus already! LUPUS!
Tribal #1: That's what I said.
Tribal #2: Looopus was tryin' ta shoot all the drones...we was in the way, I guess.
Tribal #3: It's Lupus already! L-U-P-U-S!
A drone finally breaks up the strange fight between the tribals with a shout of "Get back to work!" But in the horizon, a gunshot is fired, and the same drone is knocked to the ground.
Tribal #1: It's Looopus! I'm gonna help Looopus!
Tribal #1 jumps on another nearby drone, and, while trying to steal a gun, accidently hits Lupus.
Lupus has lost his perfect health by one unit. Lupus is angry. Lupus has already saved all the tribals defined in the objective. Therefore, Lupus blasts Tribal #1 with his Plasma Shotgun.
Tribal #3 and #2 grab spare guns and jump behind a box, dodging the gunfire.
Tribal #2: *in a loud voice* Now's you's gots to be quiet so Looopus doesn't find us. We don't want Looopus to find us.
Tribal #3: LUPUS!!!!!!!!
Lupus hovers over the box and shoots both of the tribals. #2 is dead on the spot, but #3 has one last phrase to say before he's knocked out for good.
Tribal #3: Evil Brotherhood of Tribals, avenge me!
Lupus stays, curious to what the Evil Brotherhood of Tribals is. Elsewhere, behind another box, a small group of tribals has gathered, including the infamous Manly brothers.
Manly Brother #1: *talking like a gangster* I'm gonna kill'em, man! I'm gonna blow him to smitherens, man! Blow'em to smitherens! Long live the Evil Brotherhood, man!
Manly Brother #1 darts out, firing a machine gun-in the wrong direction. Lupus easily knocks out this one...after leading him away from the other tribals.
Manly Brother #2: *in a deep British accent* I have a feeling my brother...screwed up, yes, screwed up. So, I suppose now it's my turn to go out there...*long pause* Oh God, help us all.
Manly Brother #2 carefully darts about in a James Bond fashion, glancing around for the Gemini dog. Meanwhile, Lupus is wondering what is going on...
Lupus: What in Golwood is going on?...
Manly Brother #2 is quickly gotten rid of with a shot from a pistol.
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*random tribals rushing around trying to kill Lupus*
"Waaaaaaahaaaaaa. Ninja punch!"
Ninja punch blocked.
"This here dog's going kablooey."
Same to that there tribal.
...
______
Rith Essa is covered with dead tribals, and Lupus gets a call from Mizar.
Mizar: Hey Looopus, you just killed an entire planet of tribals. What's next.
Lupus shoots the monitor down, eyebrow raised. After a few minutes, he comments, "I never liked that name."