Okee here's my Harry potter/naruto crossover that I've been wanting to do for a long time and I hope yall like it=)
Bandgeekette: Here Itachi-chan you can do the disclaimer=)
Itachi:*sighs & death glares* Band-chan does not own Harry potter or naruto...Hn-.-
Bandgeekette: *pats Itachi on the head* good boy! now eat the cookie!
Itachi:*Glares* No!
Bandgeekette: Eat It!! *shoves in his throat*
Itachi:*mmmhmhmhmm* Gasp! Help! *mhmhmmmh*
Bandgeekette: muhahahah..^.^
There was a complete stillness in the room as the 3 Anbu members waited to see the fate of their unwise teammate. "Say that one more time?" came the too sweet reply from the busty Hokage. One of the blonde Anbu shifted nervously and scratched the back of his head. "You heard me Baa-chan! Give us a freaking challenging mission this time!" The other masked members huffed, one growled slightly; all they wanted to do was go in, get the mission, and get going. But noooo, that knuckle head had to start up the most easily irritated woman in all of Konaha!
That did it and the Hokage went off screaming, "What the hell do you mean a freaking harder mission naruto!" as she slammed her fist into the desk (Poor desk =)) "Until you give me those mission reports from the last mission you aren't getting any better missions! And don't tell me you haven't had any time! Panther, Steer, and Fang have already given their highly detailed reports and I expect you to do the same!" Naruto turned around to face his " favorite konoichi" "Ne Sakura-chan! You said you would do those for me!" the kitsune whined while trying to plead with his eyes at the unmerciful wrath that was the Hokage's specialty, and was rewarded with a hit on the back of the head from his pink haired friend. She narrowed her eyes at his form "Baka! You just asked me at Ino's flower shop and walked off and didn't give me time to answer!" The blonde rubbed his head were a large bump was sure to form and looked at Sakura "Mah! You don't have to hit so hard!" He said as the rest of the room smirk at his antics.
Then one of the masked men finally had enough of the chit chat and came forward " Tsunade-sama can we just get our mission briefing and go or do we have to listen to this troublesome person go one?" His Deer shaped masked only slightly marred the annoyed tone in his voice, and both blondes looked over at him. Tsunade looked at him graciously "Yes thank you Steer, your client will be here to-"
The room suddenly was soon transformed into a whirlwind that lifted papers everywhere. "What the hell?" asked the man with the wolf shaped mask who was holding on to his furry best friend, and the dog, after catching the unfamiliar scent of lemon, growled at the new presence in the room. Kiba crouched down and slowly stroked Akamaru's fur, which only slightly calmed the overgrown pup. Then He glanced questioningly over at his teammates who were although completely confused, were staring down the intruder with tense eyes not wanting to give him the first chance to move.
The intruder was a tall man, who in Naruto's looked just about ready to kick the bucket, with a seriously long silvery grayish beard. Tsunade was the first to recover and smiled over at the man in the center of the clutter "Ah Albus-san, impeccable timing just as ever since I was just talking about you to your ninjas. "She gave a irritated glare at the shinobi to calm down and cut the glaring. She then turned her attention to her guest "Please, take a seat." Tsunade motioned to a chair that was knocked over during his marvelous entrance. "Thank you Miss Hokage, please forgive me if my placement of words is not the best. I am only testing out the spell on which I shall put on your ninjas." The wizard bent over in a slight bow, and then righted the chair. Reaching into his dark green robes, he pulled out a long stick, which he waved, and out of nowhere a bottle of Brandy appeared and settled on her table. Tsunade smiled at the man and took the bottle.
They waited until Tsunade poured a cup of the conjured liquid, much to Sakura and Shizune's severe disdain." Dumbledore-san I have assembled your team as requested. I would like to introduce you Anbu operatives: Captain Steer-Leader, Slug-Medic, Fang-Scout, and Fox-Scout." Each of the mentioned ninjas bowed or in the last one shouted 'Dattebayo!' which earned the blonde to get punched in the shoulder by the pink haired girl. Both Dumbledore thought were a little queer, especially the odd coloring of the hair and the loudness of the blonde but he waved this of as a natural occurrence. He looked at the silent lead of the group and saw the intelligence lying behind the "Steer's" eyes, the teen also took the chance to get a good look at their aged client noting the odd sparkle in his clear blue eyes and the decaying of his left hand. Although only in a minor state of decay, Sakura could tell the cause was some kind of severe poison and itched to do some research on it.
"I've taken it upon my self to develop a spell in order to give you the ability to speak our language and at the same time keep yours. This should enable you to get to know your target better." Said Dumbledore after his scrutinizing of the team. "Three of you will be travel to a house called the Burrow and wait until I arrive with Harry Potter, the boy you will be protecting, and one of your own." He looked over at Tsunade waiting for her to give the rest of the required information.
"Thank you Albus-san, Slug!" The pink haired girl napped to attention. "Hai Shishou!" "You will travel with Albus-san to pick up your charge, here is his file," she handed the girl the file and also passed extra copies to Sakura's teammates " Please look over these and burn after reading they contain the mission objectives and things you will need. Now if Albus-san will place the charm," she looked over at the wizened wizard and watched as after muttering a small incantation the four shinobi were covered in a almost fuchsia light. "Okay lets hear you speak." The shinobi all said their name in English and said hello to the wizard and then in Japanese told the Hokage that the spell worked marvelously. Tsunade grinned and barked "Okay! Are there no questions?" she looked over at the blonde prankster who at her glance shook his head "No Hokage-Baa-chan!" The busty blonde smiled after glaring at Naruto "Good then! Dismissed!" and the men, after snapping to attention and saluting, left in a puff of gray smoke
"Sakura you and Albus-san will leave tonight." Sakura looked at her adopted mother "How will we be traveling?" The girls lips tweaked at the corners "No offence to you Dumbledore-san but I doubt we will be traveling our way." Dumbledore looked at the small teen and in turn she looked up to see him smiling at her "My dear Slug we are going to use a portkey (strange how useful they are)." Sakura cocked her head at him in a gesture of 'I have no earthly clue, but go on'. The wizard chuckled "It is close to your definition of teleporting but for longer distances, it might take a while to get use to so just try to get of at the right time." Sakura looked nervously over at her mentor and after getting a reassuring smile touched the indicated ratty shoe held by Dumbledore.
So so! How did yall like it hm? Okay then you know what to do! Press the little green button and review review review!!