This story was written by me and my friend Pip, who doesn't have an account. We have finished it, and I will get round to typeing it up sometime in the near future.
KUNG HEI FAT CHOI!!! (in advance)
Harry Potter sang merrily as he skipped down the corridor leading to charms. On the way he bumped into Professor Snape. 'Hi!" said Harry, in a freakishly high pitched voice.
Snape looked taken aback, but he quickly recovered himself. 'Potter' he sneered, before continuing dramatically down the corridor, bashfully returning to retrieve the lacy tea-cosy that had fallen out of his pocket. 'Potter' he hissed, storing the tea-cosy in his coat 'You saw nothing. Repeat'
'You saw nothing' said potter obediently
Snape walked off and Harry put his invisibility cloak on and followed Snape down to the dungeons. (Harry had recently developed a passion for stalking people) He pressed a stubby finger to his lips as a reminder to keep quiet. "SHHH" he shouted to himself.
Snape whipped round "Potter" he sneered, striding towards the wall so he was exactly 2,3 inches away from Harry's face.
Potter chirped up "Yes Sir?"
Snape looked around. "Where are you Potter?"
Harry whipped his cloak off. "Here I am sir!"
Snape prodded Harry in the chest with his wand, burning a hole in his robes Harry looked down at himself in dismay, proclaiming "My chest toupee!"
Suddenly McGonagall appeared, dressed only in her underwear, "sevipoos!" she cooed.
Harry began to scream. "I'm scarred for life!" He paused. Then continued, "No, seriously, have you seen my forehead?" He jabbed his wand at the lightning-shaped scar on his forehead. "Ow"
McGonagall rolled her eyes. "Always such a drama queen Potter, be off with his head!' The two men stared at her. "I mean, be off with you!
"Okay!" Harry skipped off in a random direction, presumably under the impression that he was heading for his execution.
Next chapter: DUMBLEDORE!!! With a lot of ADSSMM. Hope you enjoyed it! And remember – reviews equal GOOD KARMA