Yeah…I know. I don't own any of this whatsoever…

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Germany had no idea what in the world was going on. It all started with a simple meeting with all the nations about trade. England had just finished his input in the problem when it suddenly went to Prussia's corner. He smiled with a strange look on his face before lifting his hand up and pointed in the middle of the room.

"I have an answer…the best answer." He smiled. "North. West."

"…North…West?"

The German had no idea what Prussia was talking about. When he tried confronting him about the issue the man just lifted his hands up in the air and said that it was something the younger brother just had to figure out on his own. This went on for a week before he gave up trying to ask.

Weeks passed, and somehow everyone was saying the strange phrase. Germany was blinking at all the people that were saying those two words. First it was from Hungary, then it was from America, then France, then Spain, then Russia, then…basically everyone. It was quite frankly scaring Italy, who cuddled near Germany's back during the lunch break.

"Ve~~~Germany, what is everyone talking about?"

"You're talking about the term northwest, right?" Germany didn't bother to turn around, since Italy was rubbing his cheek on his back and he secretly enjoyed it. "I don't know what it means either."

"N-no?" Italy looked up. "No one told you…?"

"I'm worried about it too….but I can't get any answers from any of them." He sighed. "But I'm planning on chasing down bruder and interrogating him."

"W-what if I ask him?"

"I don't think that-"

"Hey, Prussia!"

"GOD DAMMIT, ITALY!"

Italy skipped toward Prussia, who was shining his trademark smile on him. That's when he realized that Germany might actually get an answer for once. He snuck up from behind Italy in case Prussia won't answer in front of his brother.

"Hey, Ita-chan!" He grinned. "What do you want from the awesome me?"

"I want to know what you mean when you say the term northwest." Italy smiled. "Will you tell me and Germany?"

"Oh, of course, of course!" Prussia grinned. "I see you, bruder~! You can't hide!"

Damn… He stood up. "So you're telling us, right?"

"Of course, of course!"

He pointed to Italy.

"North…"

He pointed to Germany.

"West…"

He slapped his hands together and showed off his awesome pose.

"Northwest!"

Germany chased his brother out into the building.

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…Yeah…