Chatroom Mania

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize here.

A/N: Remember, this is just the first chapter. It might be slow right now, but it'll pick up.


PureMaiden has logged on.

SuperSniper has logged on.

TheSwordsman has logged on.

SuperSniper: So…what now?

ElvenWitch has logged on.

ElvenWitch: Hiya fellas! How ya doin'?

SuperSniper: Arche!

PureMaiden: Are you doing well, Arche?

TheSwordsman: Hey Arche!

ElvenWitch: Cless, your username sounds so arrogant! Is your ego getting too big?

Summoner has logged on.

TheSwordsman: Summoner…YES! It worked!

ElvenWitch: Wait? Is that you, Klarth?

Summoner: No. It's the giant squid.

SuperSniper: Great! I want some sushi!

ElvenWitch: cough So how did that happen? I thought Klarth was in the past so we couldn't contact him…

PureMaiden: Cless used the Eternal Sword so that we can talk to Klarth in the past.

ElvenWitch: Wow…

PureMaiden: So how are you doing, Klarth?

RedSuspenders has logged on.

RuinManiac has logged on.

ChosenAngel has logged on.

TheSmartOne has logged on.

RedSuspenders: THIS IS SO COOL!

TheSmartOne: It's just a chatroom…

SuperSniper: Who are you?

RedSuspenders: Give me your name and I'll give you mine!

SuperSniper: I don't need to introduce myself to someone like you!

RedSuspenders: Well, I don't see a need to introduce myself to a moron like you!

PureMaiden: That wasn't very nice to say, Chester.

RuinManiac: Lloyd! Apologize!

Summoner: Who are you to barge into our conversation though?

RuinManiac: Interesting username…Can you summon spirits?

Summoner: Why would you want to know?

RuinManiac: Curiosity. I know someone who is a summoner…

Summoner: Another summoner? I wasn't aware that there was another one.

ChosenAngel: There is! Sheena can summon Undine and Efreet and Luna!

Summoner: You must be lying. I'm holding a pact with Efreet, Undine, and Luna right now.

TheSmartOne: Hmm…Either you're lying or there are more than one Efreet, Undine, etc., or you're from a different time period.

PureMaiden: Well, we did use the Eternal Sword, so maybe…

TheSwordsman: What year is it for you then?

TheSmartOne: On the Aselian Calendar, it's the year 169…

Summoner: Really? It's only the year 4205!

RuinManiac: MARVELOUS! What are people of the future like? Must study…

ElvenWitch: ...Is she always like this?

TheSmartOne: Yep! Be happy you aren't here in person or she'll try to dissect you…

SuperSniper: Wha?

PureMaiden: …Can you please tell us your name?

ChosenAngel: My name's Colette!

TheSmartOne: I'm Genis…

RuinManiac: You can call me Raine.

TheSwordsman: And RedSuspenders is Lloyd. My name is Cless. Mint is PureMaiden, SuperSniper is Chester, ElvenWitch is Arche, and Summoner is Klarth.

SuperSniper: Tch…RedSuspenders…Who here wears suspenders anymore?

RedSuspenders: I bet it's better than what you're wearing!

TheSwordsman: Guys, stop fighting.

RedSuspenders: He started it!

SuperSniper: No! You did!

PureMaiden: ''sigh''

RuinManiac: I agree with you there.

RuinManiac: Genis and I are going to leave now. Good night.

TheSmartOne: Bye.

RuinManiac has logged off.

TheSmartOne has logged off.

TheSwordsman: It is getting late.

Summoner: It is. Bye.

TheSwordsman has logged off.

Summoner has logged off.

PureMaiden: I should be going as well. I hope to see you all again soon.

PureMaiden has logged off.

ChosenAngel: Good night everybody! See you soon!

ChosenAngel has logged off.

RedSuspenders: Hmph. Good night, I guess.

RedSuspenders has logged off.

SuperSniper: Gee, what a jerk. 'Night, Arche.

SuperSniper has logged off.

ElvenWitch: …Bye…Chester…

ElvenWitch has logged off.


A/N: It might be a little slow right now, but it'll pick up…hopefully.