TWENTY-FIVE THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO IN THE MUSAIN
Hey, guess what! I'm alive! I'm so sorry…I really have no excuse for my long absence from the Miz fandom, (dodges rock) Sorry!
This idea was originally made for Harry Potter, then Phantom of the Opera, so I thought I'd give it a go…oh, and if this idea is yours, please tell me if you do not want me to put it on here. Thank ya
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I am not allowed to replace Enjolras's vest with a Girl Scout vest, no matter how much cuter it is.
Christmas is not "The season to be Joly"
Nor is it a valid reason to call Javert "Scrooge"
I will not use Feuilly's name as an alternative to cursing.
I will stop comparing Bossuet to Charlie Brown
I will stop trying to pronounce "Valjean" the right way; Doing so will result in me sounding like a sneezing horse, and Valjean will not appreciate it.
Marius is not a wizard and will not be referred to as "Harrius Pottermercy", no matter what similarities I see.
I will not nickname Les Amis after the Seven Dwarves.
I will not attempt to check my reflection on Bossuet's head.
Jumping out from behind a bush at Valjean screaming "Surprise!" is not a good idea, and should it happen, I am to be paying for the medical expenses.
While talking to Jehan, it is inconsiderate to use the feminine forms of French words on him.
I will not tell Fantine 'Dumb Blonde' jokes.
I am not allowed to set Beatles songs to Les Mis (i.e. "I am the Winecask, coocoocachoo")
I will not ask Cosette where her 'deformed masked lover' is, no matter what resemblances I see between her and characters of other fandom's. Should this command be ignored, a disaster beyond my imagination will occur.
I will not teach Valjean the lyrics to "Fulsom Prison Blues"
'Springtime for Enjy' is not a proper theme song.
I will not approach Javert and say "You sir! 'Ow 'bout a shave?!"
I will not replace Grantaire's alcoholic beverages with Pepsi, as he will proceed to get quite annoying and caffeinated.
I will not scream "For Narnia!" on the barricade.
Bamatabois, however jerky he may be, is NOT Simon Cowell, and does not use phrases such as "naughty little minx"
Javert does not appreciate being called 'mutton chops'
I will not teach Eponine the lyrics to 'Someday my Prince Will Come'
Grantaire does not know 'why the rum's always gone', and should not be asked.
I will not call Eponine a lovely lady and snicker at the 'inside' joke.
Enjolras's vest was never his security blankie, no matter what suspicions I may have
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Meh, I was bored. Find it in your hearts to forgive my absence and press that little purple button down there…
No flames! I don't exactly have experience with this kind of stuff….it's like popping a totally inexperienced kid on a trike , telling them to pedal, and when they do, going "OMFG THAT SUCKED! DON'T EVER TRY TO DO THAT AGAIN!!"
Okay. Bad analogy. But seriously, no flames. I shall shut up now XD