Author: Welcome to my new show called Warriors Survivors. Inspired by someone, and I hope it won't be crappy. No, I'm kidding. This is probably one of the most crappiest fanfics in this archive.
Jayfeather: He is annoying.
Author: I do not own warrior cats, Erin Hunter does. That was the disclaimer. On with my new show.
Jayfeather: WAIT!
Tigerstar mutters "Welcome to the Island... I'm very PLEASED that you could make it to watch this from your television instead on this island. I can HARDLY contain my excitement. We are here at an island most people of the world don't know exist. Any warrior cat doesn't know this place at all and they would be landing here soon for the contest. Why you ask, because right now, we will be having a large contest where warrior characters will be surviving till the final day. The winner will be winning 1,000,000 cat money. It's enough to buy you a lifetime supply of prey. There will be 20 contestants. Hidden cameras are everywhere. The contestants will be viewed via cameras. Let's check on some of them while I bounce with excitement. Sarcasm might be included... Whatever that means..."
Camera changes to show a primitive kind of balloon...
A voice spoke "Great, were almost here"
Another voice replies to the speaker "Why do I have to be stuck with you, Ashfur? I thought you were dead"
Ashfur replies back "Look, I have no idea either, but I heard something about a million prey so that's why I'm joining this so-called contest, Berrynose"
Berrynose smiles and replies "That's why I'm joining too"
Berrynose walks around the small space and accidentally trips over a rope.
Ashfur looks down to see a crate falling down the shore and said "That thing seems important."
Berrynose looks down and replies "We probably won't need it."
An elderly voice growled "Quiet down. I'm trying to sleep here."
Ashfur sighed and spoke "Why do you have to be here Rosetail."
Camera changes to show another balloon...
A male voice spoke "Father, don't you just enjoy it when you're away from the clans and relaxing?"
The father replied "It's okay, let's just hope there are some attractive she-cats out there... Are you eating those cheese crackers again?"
The son growled "Come on, I haven't eaten it for ten hours then I saw Onestar eating it awhile ago."
The father was silent for some moments and replies "Breezepelt, you slept without eating in your sleep, courtesy of some Windclan apprentices and after you woke up you saw Onestar eating the cheese crackers.
Breezepelt replied angrily "TEN HOURS! ... TEN HOURS!" and he went back to eating his cheese crackers.
Crowfeather muttered "At least we're almost on the island.
Camera changes screen again...
On a swaying air balloon, an orange tom screams "HOLLYLEAF! ICECLOUD! WE'RE FALLING! WE'RE FALLING!"
Hollyleaf spoke calmly "Lionblaze, calms down. We're not going to die with this speed."
Icecloud nervously speaks "Lionblaze, just in case one of us doesn't make it, I want to tell you that-"
Lionblaze trips and falls over screaming.
Icecloud and Hollyleaf looks down.
SFX - Splash
Hollyleaf calmly said "Don't worry, he landed on water."
Icecloud "Why and how did that happen?"
On another balloon...
A female voice spoke "That looked a lot like Lionblaze... Right Blackstar"
Blackstar replied "Hmph. Even Thunderclan is here, were almost on land. Remember, as long as one of us wins, it's good enough."
The female voice replied "Yeah, it's enough to feed us for a lot of moons. Looks like Riverclan is here too."
Blackstar grunted "Might as well use Tigerheart's experience here. Once we're down there, we'll find him, Tawnypelt."
Shore...
A female voice spoke "Willowshine, we should have found the others awhile ago. We already landed yet we can't find the others."
Willowshine poked her way out of a bush and replies"Mistystar, I'm sure that we're going to be able to find some of them soon."
Mistystar asked "Willowshine, there is something coming towards us that looks like the floating thing we rode on."
Willowshine gleefully replied "Oh good, more cats are coming."
They hear Ashfur and Berrynose screaming.
Berrynose screams "ROSETAIL! YOU CUT OFF THE ROPE! WE'RE FALLING!"
Rosetail muttered "I'm trying to sleep here."
Ashfur shrieked "THIS IS JUST GREAT! MY chance to live again and I'm going to die more quickly!"
Berrynose cried "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"
Mistystar nervously spoke "They might hit us with the falling thing. We should run away."
Willowshine replied "Hey, what are the odds that they might hit us. Besides, I'm the luckiest cat in all of the clans. Remember the time when I saved some warrior's life? I think I even spread luck."
Mistystar replied "Just to be safe." And Mistystar runs away.
Willowshine said to herself "What are the odds that I get hit by that." And she got hit by the ramming transportation.
Somewhere in the forest...
Mistystar runs out of a bush and muttered "This is a safe spot... Probably safer than the other place."
A coconut falls on her.
Mistyfoot grumbled "Or not."
A voice spoke "Want me to help you?"
Mistystar looks around and replied "Tigerheart?"
Tigerheart leaped down from a branch and said "Yup. I've been here for awhile. Come on, I'll bring you to him where the show starts."
Somewhere near the shore...
A voice spoke amidst the shadows "Tigerstar, I found some of them. Apparently, Willowshine is unconscious but she's just fine... Ashfur and Berrynose are just having a small mental breakdown... The others aren't here yet, they're on the other side in the small camp... Ok, ok I'll call them and bring them there already... Yes, I still know every spot here like I was born here or something... Bye, father..."
At the camp...
Three cats pads around.
One ginger she-cat spoke "Dustpelt, we have eaten a lot of food here already yet we can't find where the contest is."
Dustpelt licks his ice cream and spoke "Let me finish the ice cream first Sandstorm."
Another she-cat spoke "Sandstorm, let's just leave Dustpelt and find where it is."
Sandstorm growled "Are you kidding me Moonflower? Last time we left him here, a VERY large disaster caused all of us most of our mouse tails. That's why we're trying to find that contest to win more mouse tails."
Dustpelt screams "AUUUUUUUUGH! BRAINFREEZE! AAUUUUUUUUUGH!"
SFX – Silence with the occasional screaming of Dustpelt.
Moonflower spoke "Let's go find them already."
Shore...
A soft voice spoke "Leafstar? You're the leader of Skyclan?"
Leafstar replied "Yes. I have a lot to explain but right now times are tough and our clan has to go on drastic measures just to survive. So that is why I'm joining this contest for food."
The same voice replied "If Dustpelt was here he would have mocked you. Let's find them then."
Another voice spoke "I got fishes!"
Leafstar said "Dibs on first fish."
The cat with the fishes spoke again "Yup. I, Graystripe the great, have brought you fish. The fishes are brought to you by Half-Thunderclan and Half-Riverclan warrior Graystripe."
Leafstar asked herself "I wonder how my clan is doing."
Sky Clan Camp...
Echosong spoke from the highrock "Cats of Skyclan. Drought is coming and our prey are hardly feeding us anymore."
She is interrupted by murmuring from her clanmates.
Echosong shrieked "FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP INTERRUPTING ME! ... We should take drastic risks now... We shall make a movie and post it on youtube so we can be like Justin Bieber."
Every other cat screams in horror, Echosong included.
A kit spoke to its mother after crying "I don't want to be that twoleg that was mocking us."
A Skyclan warrior spoke "Is this suppose to be a lame make-up joke so you can entertain or interest the audience?"
SFX – Silence
Echosong broke the silence "Maybe."
Shore...
Rosetail chokes on fish.
Berrynose screamed "I SWEAR! I DID NOT ATTEMPT TO FEED ROSETAIL FISH!"
Ashfur screamed back "WELL SHUT UP AND FIND SOMETHING TO DISLODGE THE FISH!"
Willowshine groggily woke up.
Willowshine asked "Uhh, what happened?"
Berrynose hits her head with a branch.
Willowshine falls unconscious.
Ashfur asked "Did I just hear Willowshine waking up?"
Berrynose hesitantly spoke "Umm. No."
Ashfur muttered "That's a bummer. She'll be the only one to be able to help us."
Rosetail spits out a fish and sighs.
Ashfur speaks to Berrynose "Quick Berrynose, Willowshine is probably still alive but Rosetail won't be able to leave. Get me a shovel, we have to bury her and prevent any info that reveals she is dead-"
Berrynose interrupted "And we killed her."
Ashfur continued "Get me a shovel now."
Rosetail
Author's room...
Firestar: Author, shouldn't you be focusing on the plot first?
Author: That is a good point. BUT, I need to focus on each character and give them personality types I want... And I want it to be interesting and provide humour...
Firestar: Ok...
Where Tigerstar is...
Tigerstar speaks "Hello and welcome back to the starting point of every victory... Maybe that's not what I meant... Tigerheart and Mistystar are already here... Not doing anything... Except for Mistystar being a too scared 'that's too deadly' cat."
Mistystar hissed "I am just being overcautious. There's no such thing as being too cautious."
Tigerstar growled back "Yes there is."
Mistystar growled "No there's not."
Tigerstar turned back to the camera "I have no interest in this show since no one will die... Every other warrior cat that has joined this contest had been revealed... The contestants are Dustpelt, Hollyleaf, Sandstorm, Tawnypelt, Leafstar, Rosetail, Willowshine, Berrynose, Icecloud, Ferncloud, Graystripe, Moonflower, Lionblaze, Ashfur, Tigerheart, Blackstar, Breezepelt, Crowfeather, Mistystar and Hawkfrost... And I really hope they won't be here until the next day..."
A balloon crashes through the site.
Hollyleaf emerges out calmly speaking "I told you we weren't going to die. I know everything about the field of wind... I meant I'm smart."
Icecloud emerges out violently shaking.
Tigerstar spoke again "That leaves us sixteen more contestants to find their way here... Then I'll explain the rules, then we're going to demolish the small camp near here and we're going to abandon them here in the nowhere land for the sake of the contest... That's interesting."
Mistystar meowed to Hollyleaf "Quick Hollyleaf! We have to set the floating thing to leave! I don't want to be here."
Hollyleaf hissed back "I'm trying! I'm trying!"
Icecloud meowed softly "I wish Lionblaze is okay..."
Tigerstar growled "And we will be watching as the others make their way here."
Willowshine groaned "The pain... I might be the clan's unluckiest cat.
Shore...
Lionblaze gags and coughs out water "I'm alive... I'm alive..."
Breezepelt growled "Father, why do we have to save this cat?"
Crowfeather meowed back "Making alliances is the best ways to win contests. Let's use each other's backs."
Breezepelt smiles and approaches Lionblaze.
Crowfeather growled "No, I do not mean to pull out his spinal cord."
Lionblaze spoke "Hi dad... I'm heading for the contest... BUT FIRST, must bring herbs! For emergency!" and he runs off.
Blackstar and Tawnypelt approaches them.
Tawnypelt spoke "Lately, he's been addicted to herbs."
Blackstar growled "Let's just find them already."
Crowfeather meowed "We'll accept to team up with you for awhile."
Somewhere...
Lionblaze muttered "Darn it, I'm lost again. But it's better to be lost then to be alive."
Graystripe shouted "HI LIONBLAZE!"
Lionblaze screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Graystripe screams back "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Lionblaze screams again "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Graystripe screams back "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Lionblaze screams again "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Graystripe screams back "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Both of them stops when Leafstar and another she-cat comes out of a bush.
Lionblaze meowed "Other than Graystripe and Ferncloud, do I know you?"
Leafstar replied "I'm Leafstar, the leader of Skyclan, no time to talk about it, nothing else to say either. Let's find where the contest is already.
"We really have to go there now, it's almost sunhigh." commented Lionblaze.
"There you cats are." Spoke a voice.
Graystripe meowed "Hawkfrost? You've died?"
Hawkfrost leaps down from a tree branch.
Hawkfrost replied "Well, I'm right here. So I'm obviously a-"
"A zombie!" Graystripe interrupted "EVERYONE RUN!"
Lionblaze, Leafstar and Ferncloud ran into different directions."
Hawkfrost grunted "Could a zombie do this?" And he throws a pebble at Graystripe's eyes.
Graystripe growled "Ow. Yeah."
Hawkfrost replied "How about this." And he trips Graystripe.
Graystripe hissed "Owww. Yeah."
Hawkfrost seemingly annoyed, replied "How about this." and smashed a bottle on Graystripe's head.
Graystripe growled "Oww. Yeah."
Hawkfrost growled back "How about this?" aims for Graystripe's head with an axe.
Graystripe meowed "Wait, wait. You know what, you might not exactly be a zombie."
Hawkfrost sighed in frustration and replied "That's what I've been trying to tell you mousebrain. Come on, I'll lead you to the others, they're already on the starting point."
Somewhere else...
Berrynose meowed "Do you think anyone will notice?"
Ashfur replied "Her head is the only thing that is covered with soil. Yes, no one would notice."
Berrynose sighed in relief as Ashfur makes a face palm.
"You know that Rosetail is just sleeping." Sandstorm said from behind them.
Ashfur replies "She's not at all dead Sandstorm."
After Rosetail rises from the soil covering her, Ashfur, Berrynose, Dustpelt and Moonflower runs away screaming about zombie Rosetail.
Willowshine wakes up and speaks "Ouch, that hurts. Sandstorm?"
Sandstorm replies "Hello Willowshine, it's nice to see you. Sorry if my warriors knocked you out in accident. Anyway, we should head for where the contest is."
Willowshine yawns and meowed"I think so too. Mistystar won't be happy if her medicine cat isn't with her."
Sandstorm meowed to Rosetail "Let's go Rosetail. Mistystar is already here."
Rosetail stares at her and moaned "Braains. Braains."
Sandstorm and Willowshine shrieked and runs to the forest.
Rosetail laughs "That worked out pretty well. Hey guys wait up." She said to herself as she chases them.
Contest start...
Dustpelt snickered "Zo-zo-zombie... Rose-tail... Zo-zo-zombie Rosetail."
Tigerstar replied "Yes, Dustpelt. Rosetail is now a dead cat that came back to life haunting us, and she still speaks clearly. Here comes the rest of you."
Breezepelt, Crowfeather, Blackstar and Tawnypelt comes in through a bush.
"So you're telling me that I am somehow related to you?" Breezepelt asked Tawnypelt.
Tigerstar speaks "I prefer silence as I introduce everyone here..."
SFX – Silence
Tigerstar growled "As I was saying, here are the list of contestants. But... I will be showing them next time. See you tomorrow or so. Good night."
Mistystar muttered "
Author – Reviews will be highly appreciated weather I should continue or not.
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