1. The Flammable First – easily set on fire
Vernon Dursley
Vernon Dursley ... has a daughter
Vernon Dursley ... likes his nephew
Vernon Dursley ... says no to his son
Vernon Dursley ... wants to sing opera
Vernon Dursley ... is a member of SPEW
Now you know ... Vernon Dursley
Petunia Dursley
Petunia Dursley ... has a 'Weird Sisters' shirt
Petunia Dursley ... likes to visit her sister's grave
Petunia Dursley ... says my neighbours are scandalous to anyone that will listen
Petunia Dursley ... wants her daughter to go to Hogwarts
Petunia Dursley ... is a nice person
Now you know ... Petunia Dursley
Dudley Dursley
Dudley Dursley ... has the world weight record
Dudley Dursley ... likes to read slushy romance
Dudley Dursley ... says it's Big D
Dudley Dursley ... wants the manicure he bullied for
Dudley Dursley ... is a dork
Now you know ... Dudley Dursley
Lily Potter
Lily Potter ... has a unibrow
Lily Potter ... likes hanging with the Marauders
Lily Potter ... says no to James Potter
Lily Potter ... wants your shoes
Lily Potter ... is having an affair with the Giant Squid
Now you know ... Lily Potter
James Potter
James Potter ... has no sense of smell
James Potter ... likes Britney Spears' music
James Potter ... says he's giving up on Lily
James Potter ... wants to start a band
James Potter ... is alone and friendless
Now you know ... James Potter
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A/N: I do not own Harry Potter. That's the only time I'm saying it. Hey, you ever think JK writes fanfiction and posts it to see if we like/notice it? We would all definitely get owned... I'm just saying. -Katie