One day there was an America!
Yes that's how im going to start this story….
Okay so, one day there was an America!
The finest America in all of Americ…aland? Americ-a-land!
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:D
His fav drink was beer and his fav food was toe-mate-o's.
That what America likes … Right?...
Anyway America's true name was…errr …umm…America's true name was….o_o
…um…
Was it … Al…?
…No…
…
. . .
:D
Okay so like…who CARES the fact is that he was a hero and he had to save the damsel in distress. Who was England! I remembered his name its…I think Iggy.. Yeah! Lets go with that!
Though the damsel isn't really in 'distress' right now…
So that's how we get to the story, of America riding a horse, with over the top dramatic music, high speed awesome background and da da da… And then on England's POV is all like…
…
And America's all like.
D: ILL SAVE YOU! .. … Less than three…3
And England's all like.
…(looks at you)This isn't funny…Im really trapped up here(looks away)…_
America's like!
DAMN THIS IS SO AWESOME! :D
With Iggy it's all…
…Im bored…
After America was DONE having a rocking ass time and leaving Iggy to NEARLY die of bored he was ready to safe him…
But how…
England was in a really 'f' ing long/high tower…
With no doors.
Only one window.
Which was up the top.
With England.
. . .
D:
Well…shit.
'WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GIT SAFE MEH!" England yelled.
'I DUNNO HOW TOO D:'
'. . . '
'. . .'
'_'
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'Shit'
'Hey! That what I thought! :D'
So America came up with a great idea :D
He went to the mall.
Then killed some people. Just for fun, its legal if just for fun :D
Then stole an elevator so he could get to England.
Yay!
He got in the elevator pressed 'up' so he could go to England.
And on the wait up in the elevator 'grease' started playing!
So he did a little dance!
Then he got off at England's window. Then the elevator voice said.
'Next stop the yaoi fan-tard dungeons.' And went of flying to unicorn land! The place England would die to go toooo! :D
America just shrugged it off.
England ran up to America and gave a BIIIIIIIIGGGGG
Gibbs slap!
"OWWWW D: GTFO MAN!'
"What took you so long?"
"Well I needed a good-thought-out-plan to save my damsel in distress right?'
Then at the word 'damsel' England tore of America's right arm and left leg clean off!
:D
Then England died and America got auto-mail, and then put England's soul in a suit of armor! Or was it the other way around? Any who—
And that's how we got FULLMETAL ALCHEMSIT
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Wait-
FIN
LOOOOOL super crack people. Sorry, that was my first Hetalia fic AND my first crack so it might not be very crack-like, please don't take anything seriously, I'll probs take this off if peeps were offended. If you message me personly all questions WILL be answered in time and WILL be noted. Im planning on doing more Hetalia fics (not crack) so far I have one Deathnote and one FMA so yeah cya