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SUM: The boys are attempting to sneak into a Halloween party but Will's making it difficult with his costume and Jay isn't helping.
TITLE: The Halloween Party
A/N: So I spent this week watching the entire first, second and third series' of the Inbetweeners and I'm obsessed so here you go! First Inbetweeners fic too so please go easy on me. Also I made up Lisa Skidmore because it's just the first name I thought of.
Italics= Will.
Chapter 1- The Sexual Predator and the Pumpkin.
It was Halloween and as usual, I had no parties to go to which didn't come as a surprise. Luckily, we were on Halloween break though and I had been dragged along on another 'muff search' with Jay which wasn't going quite as we planned. Then again, it was Jay I was with…
"I was so close to getting some and then you came in with your 'oh Jay, my mum'll be expecting me, I have to get home. Jay I'll get in trouble. Jay!' you always have to spoil it don't you? I mean really Will, that is just typical of you." Will rolled his eyes and stared through the slightly yellow, aged glass of Jay's mum's car.
"Yeah because all the ladies go mad when they see a sexual predator screaming out of the window of his mum's car, anyway what are you up to this Halloween?" Jay smirked and skidded up Will's driveway.
"Oh, I'm going to uh, I'm going to Lisa Skidmore's party, you know the one with all the booze and girls. Only the cool kids were invited." Jay smiled smugly and pulled down his hand break.
"What are you really doing this Halloween?" Jay pouted innocently, his eyes gazing out of the wind shield and towards the front door of Will's house.
"I am honest. Tell you what, just 'cause it's you, I can sneak you in. Me and Lisa are well good mates. I've had her and all her mates so she's practically an ex girlfriend." Will rolled his eyes again and pulled open the car door.
"How can you possibly get me into a party that you're not even invited to?" Will's eyes scanned him cynically and the draft that drifted through the car was evidence of an open door without usage.
"Because I'm going, c'mon, I'll get you in yeah, it'll be a right laugh." Both boys smiled and the door was left hanging on its rusty hinge.
"Thanks Jay, you know I've always thought that me and you are the closest in our little friendship group. Seriously Jay, I really appreciate this." The affectionate smile on Will's face was not displayed on the opposite boy's face.
"Will? Fuck off yeah?"
So I'd been fooled by the most unconvincing lie ever told by Jay. Then again, I was in a win-win situation. If he was telling the truth, I got to attend one of the hottest parties this year, and if he was lying I knew he would never live it down.
The Next Day
Simon's feet padded along the crisp, autumn ground that was scattered with yellow, brown and orange leaves. He loved autumn, not because of the scenery but because every year Carli dressed up for the occasion. He sighed thoughtfully and kicked a large pile of leaves before tapping at Neil's door and grinning at his sister.
"Neil, your bum buddy's here." Soon after, a rather excited pumpkin bounced towards him.
"Bloody hell Neil, what are you wearing?" He dropped his eyes and scanned his costume before looking up and shrugging. "It's not 31st yet!" A confused and dazed glare overcame him and Simon found himself close to punching him in the face.
"Halloween is on the 31st you idiot. Were you even born with a brain?" Neil paused and pondered the thought a moment.
"Don't fink so. Guess what? Jay's getting us into Lisa Skidmore's party. He just rang, it's gonna be amazing I can already tell. Anyway, this is my costume." Simon let out an exasperated sigh and leant against the thick, cold brick of his house.
"I am not going to the coolest party of the year with you wearing that." Neil pouted and shook his head.
"No, it aint finished yet. I've got a little green hat too."
"That just makes it worse somehow. Let me guess, you have a battery powered candle too?" Neil smiled with amusement and chuckled dry, Simon did the same.
"Yeah actually. Oh have you got the same costume? Ah this is terrible!" His eyes widened with a mix of both shock and horror.
"No Neil, I haven't. Do you seriously think I'd leave the house like that? You've gone seriously wrong mate. Anyway, are you gonna let me in? I need help with a costume. Carli's gonna be there and I wanna impress her."
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