It was a normal day at the Bagge residence, when suddenly, a Fed-Ex truck sped off away from the property.
"Oh my, I wonder what that was," Muriel stated.
"How should I know? Stupid dog, try to get a look," Eustace replied.
Courage stood up and walked to the front door of the house, opened it and found a box sitting on the porch.
"Wait, what is that?" Eustace set down his newspaper, stood up and kicked Courage out of the way, subsequently picking the box up. He shook it for a moment. "Is this what I think it is?" He then opened the box and grabbed a camera out of it. "It is! The camera I ordered!" Eustace danced around happily for a moment, before leaving the house with a false promise that he would soon return.
He returned later that night with seemingly kindergarten level drawings crinkled up in his pockets, mumbling incomprehensible sentences. "Tall, tall guy, wearin some kind of...mask or something, I don't quite remember, let me check the camera."
~ Camera Footage ~
Eustace wandered the Nowhere Woods. "I'm gonna make me this movie, gonna make some money, gonna pay Muriel to get rid of the stupid dog," he sang in a very happy tone.
About five minutes later, the video began to become heavily-distorted.
"Wha?" Eustace noticed the strange behavior of the camera. "Piece of junk. I shoulda gotten the other one." He hit the camera a few times with his fist.
The distortion stopped.
"That's better." Eustace looked up from the camera to see a tall, faceless man with elongated arms and legs. "Who are you supposed to be? Get outta mah way!" Eustace ran toward the mysterious man as the camera cut out to static.
~ Back at the House ~
"Oh, so that's what happened. The man must've not gotten outta mah way and I had to beat hm up so much I forgot about it!" Eustace began his rant of false pride.
The telephone began ringing.
"I'll get it," Muriel said as she walked over to the phone and answered it. "Who's there?"
There was only breathing. Whoever called had shortly hung up.
"Well that's pretty rude. If yer gonna call someone, at least have the decency to talk to them."