A/N So, I don't know about you, but I could totally see Cameron getting fed up with Thirteen, and storming out of the locker room in a huff, then Thirteen coming and singing Take Me Or Leave Me.
Disclaimer: I don't own House, or Rent. *Cries in a corner*
"That's it! I can't take this anymore! First, you refuse to tell the hospital we're dating, even though I'm ready, then, you go and flirt with my nurses, right in front of me! I'm through with it!" Cameron yelled, storming out of the locker room.
Thirteen: Every single day,
I walk down the street
I hear people say 'baby so sweet'
Ever since puberty
Everybody stares at me
Boys girls I can't help it baby
So be kind and don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your baby
Cameron looked up, startled, as Thirteen stalked into the foyer, singing.
Thirteen: Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby
Or leave me
Take me baby or leave me
Cameron smiled slightly. Only Thirteen would think to sing the song from Cameron's favorite scene from Rent to make up with her. Then, remembering that she was mad at Thirteen for flirting, she frowned again.
Thirteen: A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage
Baby lets have fun
You are the one I choose
Folks would kill to fill your shoes
You love the limelight to now baby
So be mine and don't waste my time
Cryin' 'oh honey bear are you still my, my, my baby?'
Cameron frowned a bit. Though sweet, she wasn't sure this was the best song to sing, considering that it ends with them separating. However, she raised her eyebrow at Thirteen, encouraging her to go on. She was slightly afraid that Thirteen was breaking up with her, but she decided to give her a chance.
Thirteen: take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
No way, can I be what I'm not
But hey, don't you want your girl hot?
Don't fight, don't loose your head
'Cause every night who's in your bed?
Who?
Who's in your bed?
Cameron blushed at this. Some of the nurses gave her incredulous, disbelieving looks. The entire hospital (at least that's what it felt like) was now staring at her, and Remy. Thirteen had danced around the nurse's station, and was standing a few feet in front of Cameron.
Cameron: it won't work
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make lists in my sleep baby
Cameron smirked, taking a step towards Thirteen. After all, two could play at this game.
Cameron: what's my sin?
Never quit
I follow through
I hate mess but I love you
What do with my impromptu baby?
So be wise 'cause this girl satisfies
Thirteen grinned to herself, remembering the night before.
Cameron: you got a prize but don't compromise
You're one lucky baby
At this, Cameron stalked forwards the last few feet, so she was standing directly in front of Thirteen.
Cameron: take me for what I am
Thirteen: a control freak
Cameron: who I was meant to be
Thirteen: a snob yet over attentive
Cameron: and if you give a damn
Thirteen: a loveable droll geek
Cameron: take me baby or leave me
Thirteen: a anal retentive
Thirteen took a step forward, causing Cameron to back up. In response, Cameron gave Thirteen a little push.
Both: That's it
Cameron: The straw that breaks my back
Both: I quit
Cameron: Unless you take it back
Both: Women
Cameron: What is it about them?
Both: Can't live with them or without them
At this point, Cameron was trying very hard not to laugh. The whole thing was incredibly ridiculous, and Cameron was sure they'd be the talk of the hospital the next day.
Chorus:
Both: Take me for what I am
Cameron: Who I was meant to be
Thirteen: Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Cameron: And if you give a damn then
Take me baby, or leave me
Thirteen: Take me baby, take me or la-la-la-la-la-leave me
Both: Take me baby or leave me
They stopped singing, abruptly. Cameron leaned up and crashed her lips against Thirteen's. Thirteen wrapped her arms around her, pulling her close. Cameron pulled away, grinning. "I think I'll take you," she whispered, grinning.