Ten ways to insure death by Alucard
Ten ways to insure death by Alucard
1. Dye his hair pink, then put green streaks in it and put it in a braid.
2. Steal Integra's cigars and blame it on him.
3. Run away if he finds out.
4. Start a rumor that he is ticklish and make Seras tickle him when he is asleep.
5. When he falls asleep, get a pink permanent marker and write all over his face.
6. Replace his guns with realistic squirt guns before a big fight and then run.
7. Tell Anderson that Alucard has a crush on him.
8. Tell Seras that there is a way Alucard can die and that is…………….. Ask him if he's gay.
9. Run away very fast.
10. And finally, tell Integra that she is really ugly and tell her that he's mad at her for not remembering his birthday.