Frodo was three years old and his cousins Pippin and Merry were with him in the old Tûk's house.
- I won a big mushroom on my birthday – Pippin was saying proudly.
- I don't care! – Frodo was jealous –I know where my uncle keeps his golden ring!
- That ring is tacky! – said Pippin – I prefer my mushroom!- Hey! I prefer to steal vegetables from the old Maggot! There is much more fun on that! – said Merry as that settles the question.
- I'm gonna steal the biggest mushroom! Bigger than Pippin's – Frodo was convinced.
- That's what you think! – Pippin said.
- That's good! All we have to do is get out of here without the adults note – Merry took his pillow and put it under the eiderdown to seem that he was sleeping.
- That's it! Now we can go – said Merry.
- Wait! – Frodo opened his diapers and took the golden ring that he had hid there – with this we became invisible!
- You're coward Frodo! – Pippin was angry because he wanted the ring to be invisible – Let's steal it fairly!
Everything was ok for them. Till they find the raft to cross the Branduin River.
- Shit! – said Pippin.
- Pippin! – Frodo and Merry said angrily.
- You know that you must not shout! – Merry was horrified.
- No I made shit. Who is going to clean me?
- Disgusting! – Merry and Frodo took a step backwards.
- Now we're not come back till we steal some tomatoes and mushrooms! – Frodo said and then went talk to a hooded dark horseman that appeared – Hey guy, I wanna know if you can make the ferry-boat come to this side so we can cross it.
The horseman hissed something as yes and with his hand he made the ferry-boat come to their side of the river.
- WOW – the three hobbits sighed.
When they were crossing the river Pippin called the horseman's attention.
- What?
- Can you clean me?
The horseman hissed again and Pippin blinked his yes scared but now he was clean.
They crossed the river and the dark horseman disappeared.
- Now we have just to choose some mushrooms and get out! – Said Merry.
They entered in the old Maggot's kitchen garden and everyone took a different part to explore.
Frodo was the luckiest of them; he spent only 5 seconds to find out the most unbelievable mushroom of all times. But it was too big to Frodo carry.
Merry was seeking tomatoes but they were unripe so he was trying to get some carrots.
Pippin found nothing, only a house.
- It must be where the old Maggot keeps the food! – He said to himself.
Pippin entered in the house that had an estrange smell, but he didn't find any food. - There is only a softly thing full of hair! – and he kicked the thing.
It was one of the old Maggot's dogs and when he woke up all the others woke up too.
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh… - Pippin was running for his life – get out doggy!
When Frodo saw Pippin being pursued by old Maggot's dogs he almost go a heart attack. One second later he put on the ring and disappeared.
But what he didn't knew was that 3 of the nine Ringwraiths were going to kidnap him.
Merry's reaction was hide himself in a shrub.
The old Maggot heard the noise of his dogs and Pippin screaming and so he went there and saw the mess.
All his kitchen garden was destroyed by Pippin and his own dogs.
- I'm gonna kill you, you're little hobbit! Mark my words! – and he got a flip flop to hit Pippin.
But at this moment the Black Riders appeared and kidnapped the three little hobbits.
The old Maggot almost had a heart attack, but he decided that it was only some kind of trick of his mind.
While this, Frodo was very frightened so he took off the ring and hid it again in his diapers.
Pippin was trying to say that his diapers were dirty again but the Black Rider didn't hear.
Merry almost fainted so he hadn't too much to say.
The Black Riders were riding as fast as they horses stands. They had orders to take the One ring bock to their Dark Lord, the lord of the rings.
Sauron was trying to decide if he would send a message to Galadriel asking for his ring.
At this moment a crow messenger appeared and flew with a message 'till Sauron's hand.
- Hellu little crow! *-* - said Sauron – who had sent me a message? – than he got a little letter from the Black Riders:
''Lord of the rings,
We have found the One ring with a three-year-old hobbits. We are bringing them and the ring.
Nazgûl no 8.
PS: After we came, may we take a bath with the strawberry foam.''
Sauron jumped at once and started to dance with a human music:
- I'm feeling good… So good, so good… - (and that explainbs the youtube's video: Sauron dancing).