AN: So, I was bored. And I was listening to American Idiot. So I decided to write this song parody purely out of boredom. I write a lot of things out of boredom. I'm sorry if you don't agree with my feelings toward Edward, but I think he's a gay pedophile, so there!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, blah, blah, blah. I don't own American Idiot by Green Day.
VAMPIRE IDIOT
Don't wanna be a vampire idiot
Don't wanna sparkle like a homosexual
And can you hear the screaming fangirls?
Too bad they're in love with a gayass
Welcome to a new kind of existence
Where you think you're full of brilliance
Even though you're actually quite full of shit
Watching the girl he loves go to sleep
Doesn't that make him such a freaking creep?
Wouldn't be surprised if he's a stalker
A human girl in love with a vampire
Even though he's such a damn liar
His need for blood is so dire
It'd be great if he killed her off
Welcome to a new kind of existence
Where you think you're full of brilliance
Even though you're actually quite full of shit
Watching the girl he loves go to sleep
Doesn't that make him such a freaking creep?
Wouldn't be surprised if he's a stalker
Don't wanna be a gay pedophile
Getting sparklier all the while
His sexistness is so vile
It's gonna make him an undesirable
Welcome to a new kind of existence
Where you think you're full of brilliance
Even though you're actually quite full of shit
Watching the girl he loves go to sleep
Doesn't that make him such a freaking creep?
Wouldn't be surprised if he's a stalker
AN: That was fun to write. Probably not very good, though. Review?