I don't own Hetalia!
Plz ignore my earlier fanfic 'World Conference'. It was written ages ago...
Prologue: Hubei & Hunan
"Chu! Chu! Hey, wait for me, brother!"
"Aiyaa…" Hubei, one of China's many provinces, groaned softly. Glancing over his shoulders, he saw his twin brother, Xiao Hui, the personification of Hunan province, sprinting towards him.
"Hi!" Hunan yelled, running past Hubei and skidding to a stop just in front of him. Seconds later, Hubei walked into him and Hunan took the chance to give his brother a hug. Though he did not want to, Chu Chu smiled.
"Nihao, Xiao Hui."
They weren't identical twins but they still looked alike in some ways. Both had messy black hair (Hubei's was slightly longer), boyish face and big but different coloured eyes. However, the differences in their personalities made sure no one ever mixed them up.
Hubei was known as practical, stubborn and not easily approachable while Hunan was very touchy, childish and a bit of a cry baby.
To be honest, Hubei had begun to miss his brother. After all, they lived together for centuries. Hunan went to visit their big sister Beijing for two weeks.
"How is Beijing-jiejie?" Hubei asked once they got to his office. He took off his suit jacket, laid it carefully over one arm of the sofa and loosed his tie.
Hunan sat down on the old, comfortable sofa and started to tell Hubei what happened. After half an hour of listening to Hunan droning on and on, Hubei decided to finish some paperwork.
Five minutes later…
Crack!
But the peace never last...
"妈呀!" Hubei shrieked suddenly, clutching his head painfully. "What did you hit me for, bastard?"
Holding his famous bamboo stick and looking a bit proud, Hunan replied, "You weren't listening to me, Chu. I asked you the same question five times!" He shoved his hand in Hubei's face, wriggling his five fingers. "And, you know, I don't like being called a bastard." He folded his arms.
Hubei's left eye twitched violently.
"Anyway… Have I told you about her new iPad? It's an iPad 2! She even let me played on it twice." Hunan received a glare from the furious Hubei, but was oblivious to it. "Cool, isn't it?"
The other province frowned and went back to his work, muttering under his breath.
"…So, I asked if she can buy me one as well," Hunan continued, "She refused."
Beep…beep… There was a beeping sound from Hubei's suit jacket as his phone announced a text. The two brothers exchanged a look and lunged for the phone at the same time. Hunan got it first.
It was from Beijing.
Be prepared, you two. China is bringing a guest over. Don't be rude. Or else…
"I wonder who…" Hubei thought out loud, after reading it over Hunan's shoulder, completely forgetting about being angry with Hunan. He was used to it anyway.
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, OH NO! I thought she was joking! AIYA!"
Hubei panicked. "What do you mean, XiaoHui?"
Hunan's mouth opened and closed. "H-him," he sputtered, edging close to hysteria.
"What?"
"Rìběn. Japan! He's coming."
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