The warning signs of world-ending dooooooom are everywhere. The team finally just gives up and f*cking calls Batman when… well, it's when…
It's when Kaldur's uniform suddenly becomes a great deal more… blue. And, smacking probability in the face with a haddock, even more form fitting. Then it changes back to his original colors- Except he's in pixie shorts now. He has nice legs, but it's the principle of the thing, dammit-
It's when Artemis is suddenly, inexplicably (angrily), dressed in a tiger-striped suit with guns instead of arrows. Then it's a skirt-and-shirt combo. She, personally, quite likes the guns, but the thong chafes like a mo-
It's when Wally is in a red and white… Thing, that stops around the upper calf. The armor is a nice touch, though. The hair, shoes, and vague sense of being perv'ed on? Not so much.
It's when M'gann is wearing actual clothing, actually. It happens to be a purple and silver jumpsui- no wait, it's a mini- no, no it's a… stripper-iffic swimsuit? That's still purple? Wha-
It's when Zatanna is in a smexy conjurors outfit. Zatanna is not a happy girl conjuror. No.
It's when Roy finds himself in a yellow hood, with boo- no wait, now his hair is very slicked back, and he has a utility belt like Rob- no, no, he's in a grey-with-red-striped hood. Truth be told, Roy is not all that upset about the sudden changes to his costume. Roy is an AngRoy because his bow can't decide if it wants to be a recurve like its family wants it to be, or if it wants to be a compound like it wants to be. Roy is telling his bow to make a decision already, Jez-
It's when Conner is in fifteen different outfits in less than five minutes. Highlights include: The one with the leather jacket with the S-shield on the back and super-suit thing underneath; the one that is almost the same as the leather jacket one, only this jacket mimics the colors of the suit; the one that is just the suit with inexplicable stubble on Conner's face; the one that is an exact copy of Superman's only, y'know, sized to fit; and the one with the skirt. Surprisingly, Conner was actually quite happy in the skirt. Not so surprisingly, M'gann is happy with Conner in the skirt, but for different reasons.
It's when Robin's pants change length with him still in them approximately every thirty seconds. They don't care that Robin is a boy. They just change. Sometimes they're skinny jeans; sometimes they're meant for a girl, or an eight year old. Sometimes they want to fall off. Robin is not a happy boy acrobat. No.
Kaldur makes the call.
Batman answers. His suit slo-o-ow-ly changes from black to dark navy blue to burning pink to orange, makes a leap over green and goes directly to purple, then jumps back to green, switches to red, goes to yellow, sneaks into blue, and decides that, yes, black is the best color. Goes with everything, yanno.
Kaldur doesn't comment.
It's all very serious.
(It's also going to be about three weeks for everything… multi-versal… to get straightened out.)