Déjà vu

(A/N: I do not will not and cannot own Hetalia BUT I WONT STOP ME FORM TRYING! But anyway I do not own Déjà vu by 3oh!3 please read and review)

When everybody met outside before the meeting everyone had basically accepted that Alfred was going to be late be when they opened that door to the confence room they didn't expect to see was America there before everybody else sipping on a bottle of Vodka and clearly drunk off his mind. It wasn't the fact that he was singing that shocked them all it was the fact that he was actually good at it.

Hey mister bartender mix me a drink
I really need something to tell me it's okay not to think
Because I've been to all these bars and I've seen all these places
I've hit on all these girls I've heard the same conversations

Yao was the first to snap out of it walking toward the drunken American.

But Alfred was undeterred in steed pointed at China as he continued.

Cab driver cab driver take me away cause I already know all the words that she say
And I'll be creeping out the window at the first sight of day
Cause every single night it seems to go the same way

Yao's face lost all color before it recolored itself in rage only to be stopped by Kiku, who amused by the sight and tad bit concurn for the intoxicated nation.

I think I've been here before
I think I've run into you
I know the things that you do
Cause this is Déjà Vu
Whoa Whoa
This is Déjà Vu
Whoa Whoa
This is Déjà vu

Alfred took another swig of his bottle of Vodka surprising even Ivan that he was still standing no less singing in perfect key, and he was the Master of Vodka…

I think I've been here before
I think I've run into you
I know the things that you do
Cause this is Déjà Vu
Whoa Whoa
This is Déjà Vu
Whoa Whoa
This is Déjà vu

Alfred hoped off the table he had been suggestively dancing upon to approach the others

Mister bartender you will kick me out

He pointed at Ivan tossing the empty bottle behind him where it shattered and pulled out a another bottle

And the blond girl in the back you'll put your tongue down my mouth

Arthur moved to stop him but Alfred kissed him the skillful tongue ripping a moan form the poor Brit's thought.

And the greaser in the jacket going to pick a fight

Alfred gave Feliciano a smirk knowing the Italian would never hurt him.

And they'll probably kick my ass cause
I'm drunk every night

Alfred smiled at Francis before tossing him a mocking Kiss.

Officer officer tell me the truth
How many times can I get in trouble with you
Before they lock me up for all the bad things that I do
But you don't and that's why this feels that Déjà Ow! Vu

Alfred's hips did things around Ludwig that the German was rendered speech less

I think I've been here before
I think I've run into you
I know the things that you do
Cause this is Déjà Vu
Whoa Whoa
This is Déjà Vu
Whoa Whoa
This is Déjà vu

As Alfred finished the bottle he ripped his shirt off be for passing out on the table.

… Silence filled the room before someone (Feliciano) broke it

"Vee~! Who knew he was such a good dancer?"

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