Ok...I recently rewatched Disney's Robin Hood, and I couldn't resist making a song parody of "A Pox on the Phony King of England"! It's too funny! Anyway, this takes place in the middle of OOTP when the DA was still going on.
The characters will, of course, be OOC. I do not own Robin Hood or Harry Potter. They belong to Disney and JK Rowling respectively.
Here's the cast:
Robin Hood- Harry
Little John- Ron (I...couldn't think of who else would be LJ. Hehe...)
Maid Marion- Cho (Cho is Harry's love interest in OOTP, so...it fits)
Lady Klucky- Hermione
Friar Tuck- Neville
Prince John- Umbridge
Otto- Dean
King Richard- Dumbledore
Enjoy!
The DA had just finished another successful lesson. Neville finally managed to stun Dean and disarm Ron, Ginny perfected the reducto spell, and Fred and George slowed each other down with the impediment curse.
Harry smiled and clapped his hands. Great work, everybody! We'll make great aurors yet!"
Everyone cheered. Neville pumped his fists. "Long live Harry Potter!"
Everyone cheered and agreed. Harry blushed, smiled and shook his head.
"And down with that horrible Professor Umbridge!" Hermione exclaimed.
"Yeah!" Ron exclaimed. He smiled and got an inspiration. He closed his eyes for a minute, then drums, lutes, horns, and a guitar appeared. Various DA members grabbed instruments. Ron started strumming a guitar and started to sing.
Oh the world will sing of a Hogwarts head Incredible as she is inept
A thousand years from now
And not because she passed decrees
Or had that lofty brow
While bonny good Dumbledore leads
The great crusade he's on
We'll all have to slave away
For that horrible Umbridge
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call her the phony head of Hogwarts
Neville sang along.
A pox on the phony head of Hogwarts!
Everyone laughed cheerfully. Dean and Neville set up a makeshift puppet booth. Hiding behind the booth, Neville held up a crude, but almost accurate Umbridge puppet.
Pavarti and the Patril twins giggled uncontrollably. "Oh my God, that looks just like her!"
Neville made the Umbridge puppet bow twice, then started bouncing her up and down. Ron continued singing. She sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' she's headmistress
A little toad who often showed
She sure can cause distress
And she throws an angry tantrum
if she cannot have her way
And then she calls for Fudge to give him a nudge
You see, she doesn't want to play
The girls laughed harder. Everyone began dancing. Too late to be known as Professor Umbridge
She's sure to be known as Professor Umbitch
A pox on that phony head of Hogwarts!
Cho clapped to the beat along with a few others who didn't want to dance. Colin walked up to Cho and offered his hand to dance. Cho obliged and held her skirt out and danced with a few people. She danced towards Harry, who blushed slightly and danced with her. While she works us to pieces The minute before she knows we're there
And she waters magic down instead
Dumbledore's crown keeps slippin' down
Around that toadlike head
Ah! But while there is a merry man
in Harry's wily pack
We'll find a way to make her pay
And steal our magic back
Harry will snatch her underwear
Everyone laughed as Harry playfully snatched up the bloomers put on the Umbridge puppet, hid it in his robes, and tiptoed off.
The breezy and uneasy head of Hogwarts
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Professor Umbridge, the phony head of Hogwarts
Yeah!
Everyone laughed and cheered. Harry just shook his head and smiled. Ron may be cranky most of the time, but he sure knew how to lighten things up. When things quieted down, Harry said
"Let's try not to sing this within earshot of Umbridge or the Inquisitorial Squad. We don't want any more detentions, do we?"
Everyone shook their heads and agreed.
Hope everyone enjoyed this! Please review.