Chapter One: Bitch, I'll Cut You.

Don't ask me why. I have no clue why. But Raab wants me to go with him to meet his 'friends'. I dont like being mean but Raab is a fucking weird-o. He is just to fucking happy and fun its creepy. He gave me a list of things to bring. Dont ask me why I need all this shit but he said if I dont bring any of it I will regret it. I look down to the list and sigh reading it in my head:

Azalea bring the following-

1) Spare Clothing
2) Skateboard
3) Money
4) A Calm Head
and 5) A Open Mind

PS: Meet me at the skate park at 2.

What the fuck? Aer we going on a nature hike? I just shake my head and toss my things into my bag and grab my skateboard. I skip down the staires of Raab and I's house. I look down to my watch and head outside. It was one thirty and it will take me twenty minutes to get to the skate park. Glad I woke up when I did. The wind blew past me making me shiver. I'm glad that I decided to wear something warm. I walked out to the street and took off on my skateboard.

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When my eyes laid on the skate park I could tell it was packed. Not because people wanted to skate but because there was a pro skateboarder here. I kicked up mt board and pushed through the crowed. When I reach the forming of a circle around a drained swimming pool I could see now. My brother and 8 other guys were standing in the middle of the pool as 2 other guys skated around them, every-once in a while one of the skateboarders would crash into the group. I placed my boars at the edge of the pool then skated down and up to my brother. He was more than happy to see me.

"What the fuck is going on Raab?!" I shouted at him.
"Calm down Aza! We are just filming for Jackass!" Raab said in a singsong voice.
Just then a camera was shoved into my face. "Go away!" I shouted at the male holding the camera.
"Raab who is this lovely piece of ass?" Asked a voice behind me. I spin around a glare at a man in a fedora.
"This, Novak, is my sister Azalea. Azalea... This is Novak." Raab explained.
I just shook my head and listened as I heard a voice yell out. "Guys! Get your shit! We are going to Castle Bam!"

I was pulled into a hummer with Rabb, Novak, a gut with black hair who wore many scarfs, and a guy in a thong who calls himself party boy. We came up upon a home that in return looked like a castle. We all piled out of the cars and into the living area of the home called Castle Bam.

"GUYS!" Raab called out. "COME MEET MY SISTER!" Sometimes I wish I had a needle and thread to sew his mouth shut. All the guys piled into the kitchen and looked at me. I feel like a animal in a cage at a zoo. "Azalea this is Preston, Wee-Man, Dave, Ehren, Ryan, Steve-O, Johnny, and Bam. Guys this is Azalea or Aza." My eyes laid on the last person he said... Bam ... He was interesting to look at. He looked interesting.

Before I could say a word I was engulfed in a group hug. Group hugs are the worst. It seems someone always ends up groping you in some way. This time it was Novak grabbing my ass. I knew it was him. He hugged me from behind and slid his hands over my ass. Before the group hug broke apart. I spun around and my fist connected to Novak's jaw. He stumbled backwards, falling against the counter. Everyone backed up with wide eyes.

"Dont fucking touch me." I growled at the perv.
"Aza? What happened?" Raab looked at me with worry.
"Nothing Chris. Just a misunderstanding. Right Novak?" I shot daggers at him and he nodded as he held on to his jaw.
After a awkward silence Bam spoke up "Lets get the fucking party started!" All the guys cheered and followed Bam down stairs.

I sighed and followed the idiots down the steps to the pirate bar, that's what Bam called it. I watched for 2 hours as everyone got drunk off their asses.