Well boys and girls, the names oath-keeper95 and this is my first fan fiction ever. I had been really interested in the shows Jackie Chan Adventures and Ed, Edd, n' Eddy for a while now, and then I thought one day, 'What if the Chan's met the Ed's?' and started working on this story almost immediately. The story takes place after the fifth season of Jackie Chan Adventures and right after the kids return to the cul-de-sac after the Big Picture Show in Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. Before I start, I feel like I'm forgetting something really important. Oh… that's right. I, oath-keeper95 don't own the rights to either Jackie Chan Adventures or Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. Yep, all I own is this story and any characters I may think up along the way. Hope y'all enjoy it.

Chapter 1: Ed, Edd, n' Monkey King.

"All agents this is a priority 1 emergency." Said a male voice over the Section 13 P.A. system. "Prisoner 666 has been stolen, leave no stone unturned." The P.A. systems wires led to a room with a tall man in a black jacket over a deep red shirt and a bald head.

"Capt. Black," started a man with a blue shirt and black hair who seemed to quite worried. "it can't be… someone didn't really take him, now did they?" he asked.

"It sorry Jackie. Ugh…" The previously stated Capt. Black stated. "it seems as though the Monkey King has been stolen."

As he finished his sentence, a voice could be heard coming from another P.A. system saying, "Capt. Black, We've found something that you will want to see."

"See Jackie, no need to worry." said Capt. Black to Jackie. "Let's go investigate the scene and see what we can find."

It was a warm summer's morning; the scene opens in a room that looks like it was spat out of a 70's movie. The sliding door of to the side had slid open, and walking into the room were two boys, one tall, boy with yellow skin wearing a red and white striped shirt with a green coat over it, and the oddest eye brow you'd ever seen, and a more pail boy wearing a red shirt and what appeared to be a black sock-like stocking cap on his head. They quietly shut the slider and walked over to a round bed in the middle of the room. As they got closer, the… uhem… 'sock-headed' boy began to count down with his fingers from three.

As he did this, the yellow skinned one hollered, "TWO, THREE, I'm going!" followed by a loud roar as he and his friend leapt onto the bed, scaring its sleeper into jumping and grabbing hold of a disco ball that hung from the ceiling.

"I thought I told you guys that we weren't going to do that this season." complained a short boy who was being turned by the disco ball. The boy was barely clothed and had three stay hairs on his head that were for some reason longer than the rest of his hair.

"Come on Eddy," started the 'sock-headed' one, "you didn't forget that Kevin invited us to his barbecue party now did you?" As he finished, he turned on the lights, causing the boy he called Eddy to fall from his perch in surprise from the lights reflection.

As Eddy regained his balance, he looked at the two boys who had intruded into his room without his permission. "Wait? Was that today?" he asked as he walked off to a previously hidden closet at the other end of the room.

"Yes Eddy. Remember, after everyone made it home from our trip to see your brother, Kevin offered to through a barbecue party to celebrate everyone turning over a new leaf." Said the 'sock-headed' boy once again as Eddy returned to the room wearing a yellow shirt with red and purple stripes and a purple collar.

The large one after standing around like an idiot the whole time ran up and bear-hugged Eddy saying, "And Double D, you, and I are invited as honorary guest 'Skipper'."

After regaining his breath, Eddy had realized what his large friend had said. "I told you not to call me that Ed!" snapped Eddy as he then proceeded to chase Ed (finally I mention the other two boys names right. ) around the room.

"Now, now Eddy," Double D started. "don't forget that this is all a step in the right direction and Ed is just excited about making friends with eve…" As Double D spoke, he found that his friends weren't around anymore.

"Hey Edd(Double D's real name)!" Double D heard Eddy's voice coming from outside and realized that the door was open. As he walked over to the door, he saw his friends waiting for him. "Get out here quick or were going to miss the party!" said Eddy as he and Ed headed off into the direction of Kevin's house.

Realizing his friends were about to leave him behind, Double D began to run to catch up to them, saying, "Wait up gentlemen."

Back at Section 13, Capt. Black and Jackie had made it to the scene of the report and were looking around for clues as to who had taken the Monkey King when they found a postcard stapled to a piece of wood that had a face that was drawn on it with crayon lying next to a marionette that looked like it had a gourd on its head. On the back of it was a picture of a cul-de-sac and the postcard seemed to be addressed to Jackie.

"What does it say?" asked Capt. Black as Jackie picked up the board and handed the note to Capt. Black, who then turned it over and proceeded to read it.

Dear Jackie Chan,

Sorry about the long wait, but I'm BAAACK BABY! That's right, I, the King of Comedy, the Master of Pranks, the Grand Po-Ba of Ha-Ha, the Monkey King am going to take my revenge on you for trapping me in a giant blob of gelatin. Make sure you take care of the kid with the gourd on his head. When I was a marionette, the termites in this place were giving me the hungry eye. Any ways, now that I've been awakened I'm going to see my creator. And guess where his workshop is. Give up? Peach Creek, Georgia. And you're not gonna put the kibosh on my pranks this time. Your free to try, and I always welcome a challenge.

I'll be waiting, Monkey King.

P.S. This message will now self destruct.

As the postcard somehow burned itself, Jackie looked at Capt. Black and then said, "Peach Creek? Now what could the creator of a Chinese marionette be doing in Georgia?"

"I don't know, but…" started Capt. Black as he picked up the marionette then he continued, "if we want to get any more clues, we'll have to ask whoever this guy is what happened."

Jackie nodded, and then said, "Let's get the rat talisman and see what he can tell us."

Well everyone, thank you for reading chapter 1 of Ed, Edd, n' Jackie. Please leave your reviews and opinions even if you don't have an account. If you don't like something in the story, then I'll see what I can do, and I'll try to get the next chapter up and running soon. Also, does anyone out there know who released the Monkey King? Give y'all a hint, he went a majorly wacko at the end of the Ed, Edd n' Eddy movie, Big Picture Show.

See y'all next time, oath-keeper95.