A/N: So this is a special request by chibi-yachiru-chan and you guys should just go read her awesome stories and thank her for putting this idea in my head.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. I do however own the concept of that Pamphlet.
Despicable Guidance #1
Place: The Guidance Counselor's Room, Karakura High
Occupants: Ishida Uryū (Class 3-A, Student Council President), Ichimaru Gin (Guidance Counsellor)
Time: 16:05 PM
The younger male cleared his throat loudly, hoping to catch his teacher's attention. Ishida Uryū very well knew he was being purposefully ignored by the man sitting across him, making paper planes. His Guidance Counsellor was busy making paper planes. Well of course this annoyed President Uryū to no extent and the snarky teenager decided to sit quietly until he was properly addressed to. It was a match really. A match to see who will give in first and it had already wasted a valuable half an hour of after school time for both the parties.
Eventually, being the bigger person, Ichimaru Gin decided to actually do his job. He started out in a dull and monotonous tone, "Did something go wrong in your life recently, Seito kaichō-san?" The triumphant student opened his mouth to answer but was stopped short as the teacher continued, "Apart from your face, but that's always been like that hasn't it?"
The Seito kaichō-san in question was utterly flabbergasted by his teacher's words. The smug look was wiped off his face and he adjusted his spectacles to hide his embarrassment. He cleared his throat yet again and began the negotiation, "I'm here to request that you hold a session with the head of our Science department, Kurotsuchi-sensei."
There was no response.
Uryū continued, "Some very valuable sources have informed me that the said teacher passed out some experimental drugs to the first years, treating them like his specimens."
A long and drawn out yawn was all Uryū was rewarded with.
"I believe that Kurotsuchi-sensei has been taking his job a little too seriously and as the Student Council President I would recommend that you, the guidance counsellor, should talk to him and make him understand that the school pays him to teach and not to pass unsupervised drugs to children."
With the huge sarcastic grin never leaving his face, Gin faced his student and asked, "Have you received any complaints regarding his teaching methods?"
"No, I haven't."
"Has he not been following the course devised by the school?"
"He has been following it thoroughly."
"Has he been teaching the subject poorly?"
"No he hasn't."
"Have the students complained about these so-called drugs?"
"No they haven't."
"Then I believe, Seito kaichō-san that your only complaint is that Kurotsuchi-sensei is only encouraging the subject he so dearly loves and that too in an absolutely student-friendly manner."
The Seito kaichō-san adjusted his spectacles once more as he was clearly at a loss of words.
The Counsellor swirled in his chair a little before he pulled open his desk drawer and took out a pamphlet and handed it to his student, "Seito kaichō-san, there are a lot of children in this world who do not and probably will never have the privilege to be taught by a Science teacher as good as Kurotsuchi-sensei. I think you should go through the pamphlet very carefully and re-evaluate your life choices."
Ishida Uryū very reluctantly picked up the pamphlet and swiftly ran his eyes over the big words etched across the front. Thankfully the light shining on his glasses hid the murderous intent flashing through his eyes. He got up stiffly and exited the room without looking back.
"Seito kaichō-san! This is perfect for you!" Gin waved the pamphlet in the air, calling out to the already retreating teen.
The Counsellor chuckled to himself, satisfied with the day's work he read aloud the heading of the pamphlet, "The World Does Not Revolve Around You – A Helping Guide for Rich Boys. It's one of my personal favourites and just so perfect for Seito kaichō-san."
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A/N: Reviews are always appreciated. I know you guys want to let Gin know that he's an awesome counsellor XD The next part should be up soon since I have a lot of ideas brewing in my head and A LOT of free time.