Better Call Dean
SPN 100 Drabble Challenge
Summary: Dean can't help it. He's just trying to make the world a better place. For one person at a time.
A/N: Happy Birthday Dizzo, my friend. Sorry, I'm late with my birthday drabble – therefore it's a tad longer than usually. Enjoy.
"Dean, why would someone send you a chocolate cake formed like a bat?"
"Uh… because I'm sweet as honey?"
"And why would a lady named Jane thank you for the best day of her life?"
"I don't think you really want to know, Sam."
"Nor would I probably wanna know about that blog you're running – RECIPES FROM THE BAT CAVE."
"Suppose not."
"The herbal tea Jane made for her boss seems to have worked miracles."
"It did? Hehe, I guess the sucker finally found his tongue and talked."
"You bet he did. Obviously he couldn't stop spilling his thoughts for hours, like verbal diarrhea."
"And?"
"His superiors didn't like it. Guess unfiltered honesty is overrated when it comes to the management board."
"Who'd have thought."
"Dean, please tell me you didn't put witch recipes online."
"Ok. Won't tell you."
"DEAN!"
"Jeez, Sammy, you're such a killjoy. Alright, I won't do it again. Though – he WAS kind of evil."
"…"
"You know, some day your eyes might get stuck while you're doing this."
"!"
"Wanna have a piece of the bat cake?"
"Whoa – that Jane chick knows how to bake a bat."
"Is there a slight note of…"
"Nope."
"Nah. Didn't think so."