Disclaimer: I do not own Pandora Hearts or any of it's characters.
"Giiillllllll!" Whined Oz, poking his valet in the arm.
"Yes?" The raven-haired man asked patiently, shifting his gaze downward to his master's face.
"I'm bored!"
"Well, what do you want to do?" Gilbert asked, fishing around in his pockets for a cigarette.
"I don't know!"
Gilbert shook his head and smiled at the blond. He lit the cigarette he pulled out of his coat pocket and placed it in his mouth.
"Wait, I know! Lets say some Yo mama jokes!" Oz yelled excitedly, pumped at the thought of the game.
Gil's eyes widened. He and Oz played that game often when they were little; he was surprised that the boy still liked it. "Why?"
"Cause I said so!" Oz logiced. He sat down on one of the recliners in the living room, Gil taking his place on the one across from him. Alice was sitting on the couch in between them, paying no mind to the boys.
"Who starts?" Gilbert asked.
"You."
Gil immediately browsed his mental rolodex for jokes. "Yo mama's so fat, we took a picture last christmas and it's still printing."
Oz was taken aback. His servant had apparently gotten better over the years he was away, because he used to suck royally; now he could actually say one without hesitation. The blond regained his bearings and countered playfully, "Your mama's so stupid she got an appointment with Dr. Pepper."
"You mama's so ugly, when she goes to the bank they turn off the cameras."
Oz stifled a laugh. "Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes into a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes on."
Gil rolled his eyes and smiled. "Your mama's so ugly, they put her picture on a box of X-likes and sold it empty."
Alice let out a short laugh, but neither of the boys stopped playing.
"You mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."
"Your mama smells so bad she made Speedstick slow down and stop." Oz burst out laughing along with his chain.
"That was a good one Gil!" Oz cried through his laughter, clutching his sides. Gilbert couldn't help but smile at the blond, he was too cute. He hadn't thought that joke was so funny, but apparently it was to Oz.
"Would you like to keep going?" He asked when the teens stopped managed to calm down.
"Yeah, sure." Oz answered, still smiling at the previous joke. "Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction change direction."
"Your mama's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl."
Alice decided to jump into the game, saying, "Your mamas' so dumb they got locked in a food market and starved."
Oz laughed and Gil stifled one. Gil went next. "Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her parents."
"Your mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down." Oz said.
Alice added, "Yo mama's so fat, her splash attack does damage!"
Oz chuckled. "Oh yeah? Your mama's so old she waited tables at the last supper."
"You mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade." Gilbert directed at Alice, who laughed along with Oz.
"Truce! Truce!" Oz called, unable to breath because he was laughing so hard. Gil and Alice complied.
Gil said, "So I guess that means I win."
"Yeah." Oz agreed.
I created this out of boredom, and just wanted to see where the idea went. Reviews please if you want more chapters; if not, then until next story!