This is my first song parody I'm posting on here, and if you like them, I might write a musical. Just so you know, I do not own star wars, and am not a member of the Eagles. This song is to the tune of "Desperado"
PALPATINE:
Luke Skywalker,
Why don't you come to the dark side?
You've been out flyin' x-wings,
Killing my TIE's
Oh, you're a good one.
But I know you'll come to my side.
Your sister and friends you love,
Will die by my hand.
(Luke looks confused at this and asks Darth Vader if he was transported into a Disney movie.)
PALPATINE:
Don't you listen to old Yoda boy,
He's real scared of your power.
You know that I'm the one who'll teach you the right way.
Now it seems to me the right path
Has been shown to you by Vader,
But you refuse to follow it all the way…
(Luke rolls his eyes and mouths "Crazy" to Vader, who mumbles "Not as crazy as Yoda.")
PALPATINE:
Luke Skywalker, oh, you ain't going no higher,
Your want for a family,
Has driven you here,
And Jedi?
Oh, Jedi.
That's just an ancient religion.
Your new alliance is with
Us two, the Sith Lords.
(Luke looks incredulously at his father, as if to say "This is how you turn a person to the Dark Side? Is this supposed to convince me, or drive me crazy?")
PALPATINE:
Don't you see the light is really with me?
The power comes from the darker side,
Though the Light does hide it and keep you there.
Your losing all your real talent,
You can get it back by joining us today.
(Luke snorts and rolls his eyes, watching as the Executor, Vader's flagship, explodes in a ball of fire."Is that from his singing?" he asks Vader.)
PALPATINE:
Luke Skywalker,
Why don't you come to the Dark side?
Stop flying your x-wing,
Shooting my TIE's.
It may be Dark here, but there's power all around you.
You'd better join us in the Dark Side,
Before I kill you.
("No", says Luke, and Palpatine shocks him with lightning before being thrown into the reactor core of the Death Star.)
So, did you like it? Hate it? don't know the song?(If you don't know the song, look it up, cause its a great song) Anyway, want me to write another? Any songs you want me to parody? Ask, and you may be surprised. I've got a bunch of these lying around.