This is kind of a gift fic for Yujo, spawned by a kindness and a disfunctional brain..Oh and by the way, Naruto is not mine

Kakashi's Hell

The rays of the sun seeped through the forest canopy of Konoha creating a beutiful glow that bounced off every single thing that got in it's way

Yes everything was very nice, the sound of a soft wind ruffeling the branches of the threes, the happy chriping of the happy birds, the jolly clucking noise the little river made, and a happy but slightly deranged giggle from of happy but skightly deranged man.

As mentioned before this day was very nice, or atleast that is what Hakate Kakashi thought of it

No students to train, no missions to complete and no worries what so ever

Today would be all about him and his latest copy of his favourite hentai manga

As he plopped down on his favourite branch of his favourite tree, he took a moment to take in the perfectly happy suroundings on his perfectly happy day. Ah yes, it was indeed a very happy and perfect day, Kakashi thought to himself as he flipped the pages to a particulary juicy part of his precious Come Come Paradise.

Kakashi giggled in the same demnted way as erlier as blood started to trickle from his nose. Little did he know that of all the perfect days in his life, this was the one he would remember the best. And for all the wrong reasons.

In a shady corner of the local Ramen bar, three equally shady figures sat hunched over three steeming bowls ramen.

The group looked quite scary, two men and one woman shilhouette looked like they were planning a murder of some kind. But anyoneone dareing enough to take the trio in nearer eyesight would have discoverd that they were not scary at all. Espesially the bowlcut man with the shamelessly thight forest-green bodysuit.

Gai, Asuma and Kurenai were enjoing their vacation. Actually every jounin in the village had time off, due to the newly founded Konoha holliday "The Week of Fortunate Mishaps" It had been decleared a year erlier when Itachi had tried to get a hold of Naruto a second time. He had been almost sucsessful after taking out nearly 34 jounins, 17 genins, 3 dogs and a goldfish. In the end it was the girl who worked at the ramen-bar who had been his bane. When he tried to kill her with his trademark Gaze-o-Doom she had cleverly put up a mirror in front of her, causing him to look at himself and fall over dead. This had led to Sasuke going totally crasy, he locked himself up in his house for two months only coming out to get food. And that was done during the night. If anyone talked to him he only muttered something about "his life beeing a waste of time" and sped back to his house. Not that anyone really cared, it was good to have the angsty brat out of their life. When he finally got out, he was new man....... or woman. It was all in the eye of the beholder, really. Sasuke had finally come to terms that his brother was dead, his revenge furfilled even though not the way he had envisioned. But he was so mentally unstable he refused to wear anything but a pink frilly dress...It was all very disturbing..

"So" Asuma said casually as he blew a very casual cloud of smoke into the room.

"Where is Kakashi today?"

Again he blew smoke into the room, but this time in a more manly way. After all Asuma was a very manly man, no doubt about it. At least in his own mind, that is.

"Probably reading that perverted book of his" Kurenai snorted, waving Asumas casual but manly smoke out of her face.

"Yes" Gai continued "Disturbing behaviour, naughty, raunchy and bad" "That's also part of why he is my eternal rival!" Gai said with increased vigor.

"He is naughty and bad, not at all like my kawaii little Lee!"

Gai's eyes were starting to water up as thoughts of his precious little green-clad lovely swept over him.

"Here we go again" Asuma gruffed ruggedly, as more nicotine entered his testosterone filled bloodstream.

"LEEEE!" Gai practicly screamed, earning him an embasserd shush from Kurenai

"Get a grip Gai, stop sobbing" Kurenai shook him by the arm, and Gai regained his posture, but still had a fiery glint in his eye

"Leeeee...." he sobbed quitly, his theeth glinting in a small smile.

"So, back to Scarecrow-boy" Asuma huffed, as he stroked his rugged beard.

"Souldn't we mess him up a bit? For beeing so perverted I mean?"

"Hmmm" Kurenai smiled sweetly, (well as sweetley as a snake, going after her pray could look) "That's not a bad idea. But what?"

Gai, sensing and oppertuinity to mess with his rival shot up from his sobbing position with a devilish smile. "Ive got just the thing!"

Meanwhile Kakashi had gotten to probably the best part in all of the "Come Come Paradise" series. Ayame was just about to enter the high-school all-girl dormatory.

Kakashi squeeled like a little girl and clapped his hands in exitment. As he turned to the next page, he was forced to pull down his facemask, to keep him from drowning in his own nosebleed.

Meanwhile the tree shady figueres in the dark corner of the ramen bar, laughed so evily that Orochimaru himself would have envied them.

"Good one Gai" Asuma huffed "So we have to get either his book or his mask?"

"Yes, yes" Gai said exited "Wonder what he lookes like under that mask though? Anyone of you guy ever seen his face?"

After a quick moment of afterthought, the three came to the same conclution

"No" they said in unison.

"How about we make this interessting?" Kurenai said almost smugly

"What?" Asuma and Gaid answerd

"A bet" Kurenai exclaimed, whilst looking at both of them seductivly

Asuma could feel the wast amount of testosterone in his body, flowing to lower parts of his anatomy. Gai jumped up in his usual over-exited-ness leaning over the table, giving Asuma a full veiw of his rear end, bodysuit taking a loooong hike up his buttcrack. As the image hit Asumas eyes, and made it's way to his brain, he knew instinctivly that something was very wrong. He tried to close his eyes, but his body would not listen to the commands he was franticly trying to send it. In a second that seemed to last a little eternity, the only thing he managed to do, was to brake down and cry, clutching his violated eyes.

Gai turned and looked down at the oh so manly Asuma crying like a baby, holding his eyes. Gai just shrugged and turned back to Kurenai, he knew he had that effect on people. "So what is the bet?" He inquired.

"We try to get prevy's mask or book, one by one, but this is the catch: If one of us fail, we have to pay the price."

"What price?" Asuma sulked, he had gotten off the floor and onto a chair.

"Lets see" Kurenai mused.. "If you fail Asuma, you will have to give up smoking for a week"

"Bah, like I care" Asuma said with fake confidence. "It's no way I'm gonna fail"

"Yeah right" Kurenai said half-interested "And you Gai.." She paused her eyes gleaming evily "will have to stay away from Lee for and equal long period of time"

Gai looked shocked and heartbroken, but suddenly his eyes flaired up "This is the ultimate self-imposed rule! Kakashi you will never take my cute Lee away from me!" he screamed punching the air.

"But what about you, Kurenai?" Asuma asked

"You guys will have to deside" she said casually, but almost as soon as the words escaped her lips, she realized her mistake. "Uh, I mean" she started but it was too late

"You will have to strip here at the ramen-bar!" both men screamed at once, giggeling like schoolgirls.

Kurenai hated the idea, but agreed "It's on now guys, let's find Kakashi"

With that all three shinobi vanished from from their chairs ninja style.

Out in the woods the happy Kakashi, suddenly was stuck by a feeling of impending doom. But after a moment he shrugged it offf, after all he had pressing matters in his hands. Ayame was such a naughty girl, much to Kakshis great pleasure. He flipped the pages and grinned....oblivous to the fact that that would be the last grinning he would do for a while.