Hello Folks!
And that is what all will call my dear readers for the rest of eternity (dotdotdot) unless they (dotdotdot) REVEIW! PLEASE, OH, PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT YOU HOLD SACRED AND IN THE NAME OF ABERCROMBIE & FINCH REVIEW!!
Ahem.
Or as the Fanatics would say, hem, hem.
OK this has gotten so off track…I forgot what I was going to say…o well.
I will now start over.
Hello Folks!
And that is what all will call m dear re-
Wow.
Déjà-vu
ANYWHAY (and YA, THAT WAS SPELLED RIGHT!) (dotdotdot)
GOT IT!!
In this oh so wonderful creation of my loverlily mind, the peoples of Tortilla (TORTALL: infiltrated by Spellcheck) will be (dotdotdot)
RANDOM!!!!!!!
WOOHOO! EVERYONE THROW A PARADE!!!
ACTUALLY DON'T BECAUSE THEN THE STRETS WILL BE TOO CROWDED FOR US TO GO TO SCHOOL (dotdotdot)
ON SECOND THOUGHT (dotdotdot)
WOOHOO! EVEBODY THROW A PARADE!!!
OK!
NOW I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO STATR THE FIC!
AND I MIGHT TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!
BUT NOTHING'S DEFINATE!
Ok I'll shut up now.
Once upon a time, in the realm of Internetness, a teenage girl was too lazy to make an actual story with a plot (shudder) and THIS is the result:
Cleon: *pointing at a doorknob* DIE FIEND!*stabs doorknob repeatedly*
Doorknob: (which happens to be a Yamani doorknob) *bows and plots revenge for a more convenient time*
Celery: I HATE YOU SPELLCHECK!
Cleon: *snicker*
Snicker bar appears out of nowhere and beats Cleon until he quacks, because Cleon is a duck.
Cleon fangirls: No he's not! Die, authoress, die!*try to kill authoress, realize they are in her fic, are SIZZELED faster than you can say (dotdotdot) Once upon a time there was a caterpillar. He was chased by a chicken. He ran, ran and ran. The chicken pecked his head and stepped on him. Then he ran and bumped into a cow. He climbed up the cow. The chicken jumped on the cow. The caterillar jumped off the cow and ran. He ran into a pig. He ran into the mud. Then the chicken came and saw the caterpillar. The chicken ran to him. The caterpillar ran as fast as he could. The chicken got him. He was eaten. The chicken was happy.*
Bubblegum-pink boot: I am a poor defenseless bubblegum-pink boot who is always steped on by a fat, cross-dressing noble.
Celery: Must...Protect...Small…and…Weak…Servant's…Rights…Should…Provide…better…dental…coverage…this…is…hopeless….as…long...there…are…Crossdressing….nobles…Bubblegumpink…boots…will…be…steped…on *Sobsobsob* *kills noble* *is sued*
Joren: Hiya everyboodya! Iya Shouldya beya deadya butya(dotdotdot)iya mistyed yall tooya muchya!! (iya refuseya toya complyay toya spellchecky)
Neal: Go away, Joren, nobody likes you.
Joren: Iya knowya(dotdotdot) IYA FEELY SOSO UNLOVEED *skips away sobbing uncontrollably( and singing"I feel pretty ,oh so pretty, I fell prettyly and wittyly cuz I'm GAY!) *
Celery: let's make war on hazing!
Neal: we already did that, Cel
Celery: well the authoress is bored so(DOTDOTDOT)
Mai a hee
Mai a hoo
Mai a ha
Mai a ha ha
Mai a hee
Mai a hoo
Mai a ha
Mai a ha ha
Cleon and Neal join in.
Mai a hee (Ma mai ah)
Mai a hoo (Ma mai ah)
Mai a ha (Ma mai ah)
Mai a ha ha
Mai a hee (Ma mai ah)
Mai a hoo (Ma mai ah)
Mai a ha (Ma mai ah)
Mai a ha ha
Hello
Salute
It's me; your Duke
And I've made something that's real
To show you how I feel
Hello
Heeello
It's me
Picasso I will paint
My words of love
With your name on every wall
When you leave my colors fade to gray
Oo ah oo ah ai
Oo ah oo ah oo ah ai
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it everyday
When you leave my colors fade to gray
A little lonely stain
All my colors fade away
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it everyday
I sold my streams
My song
And dreams
And I bought some paint to match
The colors of my love
Hello
Heeello
It's me again
Picasso I will spray
My words of love
With your name on every wall
When you leave my colors fade to gray
Oo ah oo ah ai
Oo ah oo ah oo ah ai
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it every day
When you leave my colors fade to gray
A little lonely stain
All my colors fade away
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it every day
Mai a hee
Mai a hoo
Mai a ha
Mai a ha ha
Mai a hee
Mai a hoo
Mai a ha
Mai a ha ha
Mai a hee (Ma mai ah)
Mai a hoo (Ma mai ah)
Mai a ha (Ma mai ah)
Mai a ha ha
Mai a hee (Ma mai ah)
Mai a hoo (Ma mai ah)
Mai a ha (Ma mai ah)
Mai a ha ha
When you leave my colors fade to gray
Oo ah oo ah ai
Oo ah oo ah oo ah ai
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it every day
When you leave my colors fade to gray
A little lonely stain
All my colors fade away
Every word of love I used to say
Now I paint it everyday
Neal: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (dotdotdot) how 'bout them peasents?
Celery: PEASENTS ARE PEOPLE TOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joren: no there not!
Master Oakbridge: 'orrid grammr deairi…
Joren: I'm too nobley for grammer
Yoda: you suck!
Barney:I love you, you love me, we're a-
Everyperson who has ever or will ever live: DIE BARNEY! *beat Barney with Firebolts
Ron steals one.
George: Oy! That's MY job!
Alanna: NO HUBAND OF MINE SAYS…OY(SHUDDERSHUDDER) I WANT A DIVORCE!
Celery: why don't you just chop 'is 'ead off?
Alanna: kk
Celery: I'll help! DIE NOBLE!!!!!!!!! NO LONGER WILL YOU CRUSH THE BUBBLEGUM-PINK BOOT BENEATH YOUR FATTY HEEL!
George: I ain't no noble, lassie
Celery:LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allana: he's not a noble, Cel
Celery: oh.(dotdot) soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(dotdotdot) I CAN COUNT TO FIFTEEN!
Neal: no offence Cel, but you're really weird.
Then the world died.
Munchkinz took over.
But then they died.
And…..
END OF CHAPPIE ONE
WOOHOO!
SORTA CLIFFI!
OK!
Ok
Bye
Review!
Or DIE!
I shouldn't have said that
Ignore that
OR DIE!
Ok ill go 'way now.