The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints: Episode 1: Prologue 1: Pre-School
(Author's Note: Just a warning, some of the events in this fanfic won't be canon with the original series. This is just something I'm making for fun, so enjoy)
(We get introduced to our main character, Samuel Cooper, a slender 10 year old white boy with raven black hair that's gelled down, blue eyes. He is walking down the road to get to school. Samuel is wearing black shoes, blue jeans, a black sweat jacket with an orange undershirt, and a black backpack. He is tossing an apple up in the air and then catching it. He finally takes a bite out of it after a while)
Sam (v.o): Howdy. My name is Samuel Cooper, but everyone calls me Sam. Me and my parents moved to this small town of South Park from the big city of Houston about a month ago. The move didn't bother me at all. In fact, I actually prefer a small town environment. And I'll tell you what, the school I go to is a hell of a lot better than the one I went to in Houston.
(Cut to the South Park Elementary as Sam enters the building and starts to walk down the hall. He passes a nearby trash can and throws his apple core in the trash)
Sam (v.o): I liked most of my teachers, my grades were okay, and I made some friends (Only Wendy Testaburger appears and walks next to him smiling) Make that a friend. Meet Wendy Testaburger. She's a smart cookie, that's for sure. She never backs down from a fight, and she's willing to stand up for what is right. My kind of girl. We're just friends though, so don't get any ideas. Although Wendy is a cool chick, she's not really the kind of people I used to roll with back in Houston. You ask what I'm talking about? Let me explain…
(We cut to Samuel dressed in different attire. He has white gloves, an falcon themed eye mask, his raven hair is spiky, orange scarf, orange sweat pants, an orange tank top with the letters SJ on it, and orange shoes)
Sam (v.o): Back in Houston, I was known as Sir Justice.
(We see four other shadowy figures joining him)
Sam (v.o): Me and my four comrades were vigilante's in our school, willing to stand up for the weaker students. We were known as the Houston Five. Sometimes we were just the usual heroes helping out those in distress. Other times, we were like Robin Hood: Steal from the rich to give to the poor.
(We cut to the five vigilantes as they fight evil. We first see them taking down a couple of bullies who stole a kid's Nintendo 3DS, and they were playing a game of keep away with it. Once they took down the bullies, they give the kid his 3DS back.)
(Second scene: A bully who refuses to let the other kids play on the jungle gym. The Houston Five jumps on the jungle gym, and they promptly take care of him by hanging on by his underwear on one of the bars)
(Third scene: At lunchtime, the lunch ladies wouldn't give ice cream to the kids because they were misbehaving. The Houston Five bust in as Sam/Sir Justice blasts the lunch ladies with paintball guns, and they stole all the ice cream so they can give it to their class. The Houston Five were met with cheers)
Sam (v.o): Putting on those costumes and wielding the toys that we call weapons gave us a sort of power. Everyone respected us as the Houston Five, and the best part is, nobody knew our real identities. That has to be the best part of being a superhero/vigilante. Watch as everyone tries to guess your true identity. But I'll tell you who my other friends are. You know me, the leader of the group and the jack of all trades when it comes to weapon wielding. You know, paintball guns, toy lightsabers, boxing gloves and all that, but now we meet everyone else.
(The first one we see is a kid in a black duster coat, with brown eyes and brown hair with a brown cowboy hat covering it. He's wearing a white t-shirt underneath the duster with blue jeans and brown shoes)
Sam (v.o): This is Kurt, also known as Smith the Kid, Smith being his last name. Anyway, he was the groups' main marksman, with his main weapon being the paintball guns.
(The next one we see is a cute girl with long brown hair, an eye mask with a crucifix on it, and wearing a choir outfit)
Sam (v.o): Bridgette, also known as the Singing Angel. Her family always takes her to church, and she got interested in singing for the children's choir. She is used as our main distraction, whether for her singing skill or we need her to let out a deafening scream. She's not limited to her voice though, she's a pretty skilled fighter as she also takes Tae Kwon Do lessons.
(The next one is a boy with a grey backwards hat covering his strawberry blonde hair, and sunglasses covering his green eyes. He has no shirt, but white shoes and baggy brown pants with chains in the pockets)
Sam (v.o): Justin, also known as the One Man Chain Gang. He always had a fascination with chains, and he uses them to wrap, whip, or slam his opponents into submission. He can be a bit brash though, and he has an unhealthy attraction to the opposite sex. I once saw him peep on the girls' locker room. But I'm getting off topic now.
(The last one is an Asian girl with short black hair, a plain white mask, a white and blue kimono and red sandals and white socks)
Sam (v.o): And lastly, there's Ursula, also known as Samurai of Light: Our groups swordsman. She took fencing lessons since she was five, so she was a must have for our little group. We were the Houston Five! Bullies feared us whenever we entered the scene. Nobody messed with us.
(Cut back to present day in South Park Elementary, Sam is lounging in his desk)
Sam: (v.o): It does suck that my gang isn't here with me. Though maybe it's for the best. Since this is a small town, not a lot goes on so a superhero/vigilante isn't necessary. That doesn't mean I won't kick some major ass when necessary. So stay on my good side, and I won't have to whip you six ways from Sunday.
(Camera zooms in on Sam as he looks into the camera with a smug look as he says his first lines that aren't voice over)
Sam: That's not going to be a problem is it?
(Intro song: Resonance by T.M Revolution)
(The intro starts with the town of South Park, and a strange shadow that looks like a teenage boy with red eyes looking down on the town from atop a hill)
(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara? Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka?)
(Enemy soldiers dressed in black are attacking the town and spreading chaos and destruction)
(Roku ni me mo awasazu unmei ni made karandeku Yukisaki moro kabutteru kuenai yoru wo hashire)
(The main characters that include teenage versions of Samuel/Sir Justice, Kurt/Smith the Kid, Bridgette/the Singing Angel, Ursula/Samurai of Light, Wendy, Bebe, the Mysterion, the Coon, Professor Chaos, Stan, Kyle, Clyde, Tweek, Craig, Token, Red, and Annie among others that I won't reveal because spoilers, charge into the town ready for the fight of their lives. They all fight off the soldiers)
(Fukaoi shisugita mabushisa ga warui yume ni tsuzuite mo)
(The shadowy teen from earlier appears along with his 13 commanders that I also won't give away because spoilers. Our heroes look at each other, smirk, pull out their weapons and fight)
(Tsunaida tamashii no hi ga mune wo sasu nara Kotoba yori motto tsuyoi hibiki ga ima kikoeru ka? Deatta wake wa dou datte ii mikitsukerarete Fureta shunkan no kizu no fun dake tashika ni nareru)
(The shadowy teen steps forward ready to face our heroes, and they prepare to clash as the title of the fanfic, "The Legend of Sir Justice and the South Park Saints" appears)
(We see Sam and Wendy walk down the hallway to get to the next class)
Sam (v.o): Today started off as a normal day. I was walking down the hallway with Wendy to our history class, when we notice something.
(Stan Marsh quickly runs past Sam and Wendy with a look of horror on his face)
Sam: I wonder what that was all about.
Wendy: I don't know. Should we go on and ask about it?
Sam: You go on ahead, Wendy, I'll meet you there.
Wendy: Okay, see you there.
(She continues to her history class as Sam follows Stan. He eventually finds Stan talking with two of his friends, Kenny and Kyle. Sam hides behind the lockers when Craig shows up)
Craig: Hey, new kid, what are you doing?
Sam: Nothing, go away!
Craig: Doesn't look like nothing.
Sam: (Takes out his wallet and gives him $5) Here's five dollars, go away!
Craig: (Takes the money and looks at him) Okay, whatever. (He leaves and says this under his breath…) Weirdo…
(Sam continues to listen in on the conversation, hoping he didn't miss anything. He sees that the fat kid known as Eric Cartman has joined the conversation. Sam looked at the boys' faces to see expressions of worry and fear)
Sam: Something terrible must've happened.
(Sam continues to listen in on the conversation to see that the kid known as Butters has joined in. After a while, Butters runs out of the school screaming all the while)
Sam: What the hell?
(Sam finally decides to go up to the four boys and ask what the problem is)
Sam: Howdy, fellas.
(The four boys turn around to look at him)
Kenny: Hey, it's that new kid!
Kyle: Yeah, what's his name?
Sam: My name is Sam. Samuel Cooper.
Cartman: What do you want?
Sam: I'm just concerned. You guys seem troubled. Is there anything I can help you with?
Stan: We don't know if you can help us, dude, but we will tell you if you really are that interested.
Sam: I'm all ears.
Stan: Okay. There was this boy in our pre-school class. His name was Trent Boyett. We did something in pre-school that pissed him off.
Sam: What did you guys do?
Stan: We wanted to play fireman, where we start a fire and put it out with our pee. We asked Trent if he could start a fire, and he did. The fire grew out of control, and it ended up severely burning our teacher, Ms. Claridge. A few moments later, when the police and EMTs came, Trent tried to get us in trouble by saying the fire was our idea, which it was.
Sam: What did you do?
Stan: We lied to the police and got Trent Boyett sent off to jail. And now he's get let out on parole, and when he does, he's going to come after us.
Sam: I see. Well, in all honesty, you guys shouldn't have done what you did. You should've owned up to your mistakes.
Cartman: We were pre-schoolers, dumbass! We didn't know any better.
Kenny: And besides, we don't want to go to jail. Do you know what they do to kids like us in jail? It rhymes with grape?
Sam: Alrighty then. I'll help you all out anyway I can, as long as you learned you lesson.
Stan: We have, Sam, just please help us out. Tell a teacher, let us stay at your place, anything!
Sam: (Grins) Oh, I can do much more than that.
(He walks away)
Kenny: We're fucked. You guys know this right.
(The next scene is Sam walking Wendy home from school)
Wendy: So what did you find out about Stan?
Sam: Apparently he, along with his friends, are being hunted down by a boy named Trent Boyett.
Wendy: Oh, I know him. Why what did they do?
Sam: From what I've heard, Stan and his friends are responsible for the teacher, Ms. Claridge, getting burned. They didn't want the police to find out, so they blamed Trent, and now he's coming after them.
Wendy: Stan and his friends were responsible for the fire?!
Sam: From what I've hard, yes.
Wendy: This is the kind of behavior I'd expect from Cartman, but not Stan, Kenny, or Kyle.
Sam: I told them I'd help them with Trent anyway I could.
Wendy: Forgive me for saying this, but is they were the cause of the trouble, I'd let them fry.
Sam: Not me. I want to help those in need. I get what you're saying though, and I told them that they should've owned up to their mistakes. I just hope that this Trent kid is all bluster and isn't going to do anything.
Wendy: For all we know, maybe he forgot about the whole thing.
(Just then, a 10 year old with wild blonde hair a black muscle shirt, a tattered red vest, a gold chain necklace, black pants, black shoes, and tattoos on each arm confronts them)
Boy: (Talks to Sam first) Hey, do you know where I can find a boy named Butters Stotch?
Sam: I think we just passed his house a while back that way.
Boy: Thanks. Out of my way. (Pushes Sam out of his way, but turns back and says…) Hi, Wendy.
Wendy: (Waves and when the boy leaves, she turns to Sam) Do you realize what you've just done?!
Sam: (Gets up) What?
Wendy: That was Trent Boyett. I recognize that face from anywhere! And you just told him where he could find Butters. Do you know what he's going to do to him?!
Sam: (Gets scarred) I don't know! I didn't know that was Trent! I've never even me the guy! (He runs off)
Wendy: Where are you going?
Sam: I gotta do something (He runs off and Wendy walks home alone).
(Sam finds a port-a-potty on the way to Butters' house, and he enters it. He leaves as the masked man himself, Sir Justice)
Sam/Sir Justice: Sir Justice, reporting for duty after a month long hiatus! Let's rock! (Runs down the street at top speed to get to Butters' house)
(At Butters' house, his parents, Stephen and Linda Stotch, send their son outside to play. Butters has been hiding in his room, and they didn't want their son to get lazy, so they figured it was best to send him outside for an hour or two. Butters however was still scared about Trent Boyett. He's banging on the door for his parents to let him back in)
Stephen: (From inside) Play, Butters! Start playing right now, young man!
Butters: (Stops banging the door and takes a deep breath) I'm gonna be fine. Trent Boyett won't find me. If I just stay in the confines of my front yard where my parents can see me, I should be fine.
(Butters finds a soccer ball and kicks it somewhere…only for it to be stopped by Trent Boyett, who just arrived to his front lawn)
Trent: (Picks up the ball) Is this yours? (Takes out a switch blade knife marked, "Kill all Betrayers" and pops the ball with it, and says this in a sarcastic tone….) Oops, clumsy me.
Butters: T-T-Trent Boyett! (He runs to the door and starts pounding on it again) Dad! Mom! I'm don- I'm done playing now! Let me in! Mom, Dad, you got to open the door!
(Inside the house, Linda and Stephen are trying to watch a movie on Netflix)
Linda: What on Earth is the matter with him?
Stephen: Just keep the door locked, honey. Butters can't be a house hermit his whole life.
Linda: But I can't stand to hear him scream like that. I'm going upstairs (She heads upstairs to her room).
(Back outside, Butters has given up hope as he turns in Trent's direction. Trent gives an ugly grin)
Trent: Ain't that a shame. Your own parents are going to miss your demise!
(Trent starts walking up to Butters)
Butters: Oh my God, he's coming! Oh hamburgers! He's going to kill me!
(Butters is now staring Trent right in the face)
Trent: Five years. It has been five long, miserable years.
Butters: Look, Trent, I know you're awful sore about preschool and all, but….that was a long time ago. I mean, we were just kids. Please don't hurt me, Trent. I'll give you anything you want. You name it, and it's yours!
Trent: Can you give me back my time? Can you do that? Kindergarten, first grade, second? Can you give me that?
Butters: Well, no, Trent, I'm not a time traveler or anything of the sort.
Trent: Shame. You know, while I was in prison, I learned more tricks on how to be a pyro. Want to see? (He takes out a crumpled piece of paper, and lights it up with a lighter)
Butters: Wha…What are you going to do with that?
Trent: You'll see (He gets ready to throw it) Fireball Toss!
(He throws the piece of paper and Butters screams, anticipating the pain, but then…a paintball comes out of nowhere and blasts the piece of paper away)
Trent: What now?
(Trent looks to see Sir Justice perched on top of a fence post)
Sam/Sir Justice: Trent Boyett, I presume?
Trent: You presumed correctly. What are you dressed as? It's a little bit too early in the year to dress up for Halloween.
Sam/Sir Justice: I know. But even still, It'll be a treat to take someone like you down, especially since I have plenty of tricks up my sleeve!
(He jumps off the fence post and tries to body slam Trent, who dodges out of the way just in time. Sir Justice gets up slowly)
Trent: You missed me, hero! Now move out of the way so I can give Butters here his just deserts!
Sam/Sir Justice: You're going to have to take me down first. Justice Punch!
(Sir Justice charges at Trent and punches him square in the face, knocking him down to the ground)
Trent: (Gets up with a bleeding nose)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes out his two paintball guns) Paintball Barrage!
(He fires paintballs at Trent, who dodges out of the way)
Trent: Nice tricks you got there. Now it's my turn!
(He takes out a beer bottle, drinks half of the bottle, and then takes out his lighter)
Trent: Dragon Breath!
(He blows at the lighter, and a long stream of fire comes at Sir Justice. He dodges out of the way, but his scarf is singed)
Trent: Looks like I gave your scarf a redesign. An original work by Trent Boyett. Your welcome.
Sam/Sir Justice: I'm not pleased.
Trent: Too bad. Will you back down now?
Sam/Sir Justice: (To himself) I can't fight this guy now. He's too strong. Back in Houston, I never dealt with anyone that fought with actual fire. I have to retreat. But I have to take Butters with me.
(Sir Justice runs up to Butters and grabs his hand)
Sir Justice: Hang on tight!
(He aims a wrist mounted grappling hook at a tree branch a few blocks away, and fires it. It makes it mark and both he and Butters fly off, but Trent isn't having any of that as he lights up another crumpled piece of paper)
Trent: Oh no you don't! Fireball Toss!
(He throws the fireball at the duo, and it hits Sir Justice right in the hand, causing him to let go of Butters, and he falls back to ground level)
Butters: NO!
Sam/Sir Justice: Butters!
(Back on ground level, Trent manages to catch up to Butters. He smirks and Butters gulps)
(The next scene occurs the next day at Hell's Pass Hospital. Kenny, Stan, Cartman, and Kyle come to visit Butters. Sam decides to come along to pay his respects and see him out of guilt. The five boys are walking down the hallway)
Stan: I hope Butters is okay, dudes.
Kyle: Yeah.
Sam: (Remains silent and looks like he's about to cry over his failure)
Kenny: You okay, Sam. You seem more broken about this than we do.
Sam: (Wipes his eyes) Yeah, I just have something in my eye.
(The five boys arrive to Butters' hospital room where they see a doctor and Stephen and Linda Stotch there. Butters is in the hospital bed unconscious. Suffice it to say, he has seen better days)
Linda: Thanks so much for coming to visit Butters in the hospital, boys. It means a lot to him.
Stephen: What happened to him, Doctor?
Doctor: From the test results, it would appear your child was tortured by a bully. He received a massive snuggie, his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him. He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms, a charlie horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty twister. And from the damage to his head area, it appears he was also given a swirly, a colossal one. It also looks like he received a noogie, and, a Polish bike ride.
Linda: What's that?
Doctor: We aren't sure. We only know that... there is no cure. The only thing we can do in a case like this is let time heal.
(Sam looks at Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny to see them absolutely horrified, assuming that they're going to get the same fate)
Linda: If only we had let him in. Why didn't we let him inside the house when he was screaming for help?
(Linda begins to cry as Stephen comforts her)
Cartman: We've got to tell them who did this, you guys. We're gonna get it as bad as Butters!
Kyle: That's nothing compared to what my mom will do to me if she finds out I've been lying for five years!
Cartman: Maybe you didn't hear so good in there, Kyle! Second-degree titty-twister!
Stan: Calm down guys, we don't have to go tell our parents. We just need to go out and get some protection.
Cartman: How the hell are condoms gonna help us?!
(The adults in the recovery room look at Cartman)
Cartman: Sorry, heh. Never mind.
(The adults turn their attention back to Butters)
Stan: I'm talking about hiring somebody bigger than Trent to protect us from him. Come on! You coming, Sam?
Sam: I think I'll stay here for a little longer, thanks.
(The four boys leave as Sam goes back to the unconscious Butters)
Sam: Butters…I failed you. I couldn't save you. But I'm going to use this moment now to redeem myself. I'm going to take down Trent Boyett for your sake, and for those guys' sakes. You can count on it. I don't know if you can hear me, but I just want to let you know that that's what's going to happen. Trust me.
(Sam gets up and leaves)
(The next day, Sam is in Wendy's backyard. She's throwing Frisbees at him and he's dodging them. Upon dodging them, he's either shooting at the tree she's hiding behind with one of her NERF guns, or hitting it with his fists, his feet, or a baseball bat that Wendy let him borrow. He hits the tree with a bat so hard that it leaves a dent)
Wendy: I think you're getting stronger if you made a dent in this sturdy oak.
Sam: Thanks.
Wendy: Why are we doing this anyway?
Sam: (Thinks of an excuse on the fly) I just want to test out my agility and fighting skills because I want to join the army when I turn 18. I want to be an asset to my squadron, you know.
Wendy: But why now? You're not going to turn 18 for another 8 years. I mean, I'm not saying that I'm not enjoying spending time with you, I'm just curious
Sam: I'd like to get a jump on it, you know stay physically fit.
Wendy: Alright.
(Just then, they hear a group of sixth graders talking from the other side of the fence that separates Wendy's backyard from the street)
Sixth Grade Leader: Come on, boys, let's go get that Trent Boyett!
Sam: (To himself) Oh no! (Out loud) Wendy, can I use your bathroom. I really have to go.
Wendy: Sure. It's upstairs, down the hall, first door on the right.
Sam: Thanks.
(He runs into the bathroom, but not before he grabs his backpacks which was resting at Wendy's front door. Once he gets into the bathroom, Wendy doesn't hear from him. 15 minutes later, she goes up to check on him)
Wendy: Hey, Sam? Are you okay? You've been in there a while.
(No answer)
Wendy: Did you run out of toilet paper.
(Just then, Wendy's father, Doug Testaburger comes into the scene)
Doug: What's wrong, Wendy.
Wendy: My friend Sam is in the bathroom and he's not answering me. Is he okay?
Doug: Let me try. (Knocks on the door) Sam, are you okay in there, buddy? (He tries to open the door, but it's locked) Sam? What's wrong? If you're not going to answer I'm going to kick down the door.
(Doug kicks down the door and when he and Wendy enter, they see that Sam is gone, and the bathroom window is wide open, showing he escaped)
Wendy: (Confused) Sam?
Doug: You have a weird friend, Wendy.
(Cut to Sam/Sir Justice running down the street hoping to catch up with the sixth graders)
Sam/Sir Justice: I hope I'm not too late! Those Sixth Graders don't stand a chance against a force of nature like him. Especially if he's going to be pulling those fire tricks on them like he did me.
(He turns a corner and sees that all of the sixth graders are knocked out, and their bikes are destroyed. Everyone is out of commission except for one, the leader. He's ready to face Trent. The leader is on his bicycle, cracking his knuckles)
Trent: You still want to fight me, even though I took down the rest of your friends?
Sixth Grade Leader: I'm not scared of you! (Sarcastically) Oh, noogies, wet willies, and wedgies. I'm so scared!
Trent: I was just holding out on you. (He takes out another ball of paper and lights it on fire)
Sixth Grade Leader: What's that?
Trent: Fireball Toss!
(He throws it at the leader when Sir Justice runs up to it and smacks it away)
Trent: Well, it looks like we meet again.
Sixth Grade Leader: Who are you?
Sam/Sir Justice: I'm Sir Justice! The greatest vigilante that ever lived! What might your name be?
Sixth Grade Leader: Leon.
Sam/Sir Justice: Nice to meet you.
Trent: Are we done with this little meet and greet? I'd kind of like to finish you both off before we're old.
Sam/Sir Justice: What do you say, Leon? Are you ready to teach this guy a lesson.
Leon: You know it!
Sam/Sir Justice: Let's do this thing then! (To himself) For Butters.
Trent: (Takes out a bottle of lighter fluid and dips his knife in it. He then lights it on fire) Get ready, because you'll all be burnt to crisps when I'm done with you!
Leon: Bring it on.
Trent: If you insist! (He charges with his fiery blade as both Sir Justice and Leon dodge out of the way)
Leon: Hop on, superhero dude!
Sam/Sir Justice: Right.
(He gets on the back of his bike as they ride up to Trent)
Trent: (Takes out multiple paper balls and lights them all on fire and throws them up in the air) Firestorm!
(Leon dodges all of the falling fireballs as they hit the ground. Sam/Sir Justice jumps high into the air off the bike and comes down on Trent with a fast kick)
Sam/Sir Justice: Justice Jump Kick.
(His foot hits Trent on his face and he gets pushed back. Before Trent could his bearings straight, Sam came charging at him with his lightsaber and pokes him hard in the stomach, knocking him to the ground)
Trent: I say, you've gotten stronger in such a short time span.
Sam/Sir Justice: It was uncool what you did to Butters. I intend on making you pay.
Trent: You don't know what they did! They lied to the police and got me arrested! They should've been the ones behind bars, not me! I don't' want to hear you fucking talk!
Sam/Sir Justice: Likewise!
(They both charge and punch each other in the face)
Sam/Sir Justice: GO! PAINTBALL BARRAGE! (He fires multiple rounds from his paintball guns)
(Trent blocks the paintballs, but get pushed back a little due to the velocity of the blasts)
Sam/Sir Justice: (Notices Trent panting and he thinks to himself again) He's panting! I might actually win this time.
(Leon comes to Sam's side)
Trent: No more mister nice guy!
(He takes out the lighter and a beer bottle, and he drinks the whole bottle this time. Sam knows what's going to happen)
Trent: Ultimate Dragon Breath!
(He blows on his lighter and a fire blast comes, bigger and wider ranged than the one before)
Sam/Sir Justice: Leon, duck!
(Leon jumps to the left of the fire blast, dodging it, while Sir Justice ducks and dodges it. When Sir Justice gets up, he sees that Trent Boyett is gone)
Sam/Sir Justice: He's gone! Where is he? TRENT!
(Trent appears right behind him and he takes out a bottle of Tobasco sauce and a telephone with a long cord)
Trent: Since you've been such a worthy fighter I've saved my deadliest trick just for you! I hope you enjoy it!
Sam/Sir Justice: Huh?!
Trent: TEXAS CHILI BOWL!
(He charges, but before he can reach Sam…)
Leon: NO!
(Leon pushes Sam out of the way and Trent ends up tackling Leon to the ground)
Trent: Oh well, you'll do!
Leon: Wait, what are you! No, stop!
(Sam could only watch in horror as Trent pulled Leon's pants down, shoved the Tobasco bottle up his ass, followed by the phone. He shoved the phone part in first, and tied the cord tightly around Leon's manhood.)
Leon: Wha—What have you done!
Trent: The Texas Chili Bowl. I picked that up in prison!
Leon: (Sobs quietly)
(Trent then looks over at Sam/Sir Justice. He sees the look of fear on his face. Trent has won again. Trent marches up until his face is adjacent to Sam's)
Trent: Okay Sir Justice. Consider this your final warning: If I ever see you again, I will kill you right where you stand. I promise you that. Do you hear me!
Sam/Sir Justice: (Nods in fear)
Trent: Good. Now stay out of my way.
(He leaves and Sam gets up to see if Leon is okay)
Sam/Sir Justice: Leon, are you alright?
Leon: Help…me!
(Cut back to Hell's Pass Hospital. Sam, out of his superhero clothes and back in his regular street clothes, is sitting outside in the waiting room. It's then that Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, and Stan show up)
Kyle: We saw the destroyed bikes. What happened?
Sam: Trent Boyett happened…again! Luckily I was there to see the aftermath and I made an anonymous call for the ambulance. I can't believe it! Can nothing take this guy down!?
Stan: Come on, let's take a look.
(The five boys enter the ER to check on the sixth graders. When they get there, they see them getting treated for numerous injuries)
Doctor: Jesus Christ, I've never seen so many Indian sunburns and titty twisters in my life. (To a nurse and paints at a shirtless sixth grader) Get a cold towel on that pink belly!
Nurse 1: (Pushing a sixth grader on a cot) Doctor, we have another noogie here!
Doctor: (Points at a vacant spot) Over there!
(The nurse takes the cot and puts it in the spot as another nurse comes by with another sixth grader)
Doctor: Another wet willie?
Nurse 2: Yeah, the worst one yet!
Sixth Grader: Eww, it's all slimy and spitty!
Doctor: Give the poor kid some morphine.
(The five boys go up to Leon)
Sam: Are you Leon?
Leon: Yeah.
Sam: Sir Justice told me what happened. I'm sorry this happened to you.
Leon: Don't worry about it. I'm just sorry that I couldn't help these four out. They showed me a picture of boobies, and I failed them.
Stan: Dude, what happened?
Leon: We told him not to mess with you guys. We told him that you paid us to take care of him.
Kyle: Oh, Jesus! You told him that!?
Doctor: You boys should let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl.
Stan: What's that?
Doctor: It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus. I don't know what kind of kid would do this to other people. I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.
(Kenny, Stan, Cartman, and Kyle leave in fear as Sam slowly follows after feeling nothing but shame)
(The next day at the local burger joint, Sam is having lunch with Wendy)
Wendy: Hey, did you hear about what happened to those sixth graders.
Sam: (Sigh) Yeah. It's terrible. Especially since that superhero guy, Sir Justice, tried so hard to put him in his place.
Wendy: (Sips her soda) I heard about that. He tried to save Butters the other day and failed, and he tried to defeat him again yesterday and failed.
Sam: (Trying to hide his own grief and guilt) He must be feeling so guilty right now I imagine.
Wendy: Yeah. I hear that Trent Boyett has some fire techniques on his side. Yet he doesn't seem to burn any of his victims. I wonder why that is?
Sam: (Takes a bite of a burger) Probably so he won't accidently kill them.
Wendy: That does make sense. If I were him, I wouldn't want to go back to jail. Especially for murder. That's the death penalty right there.
Sam: I just don't know what we should do about Trent. He's a force of freaking nature.
Wendy: (Eats a fry) Well I don't know why Sir Justice thinks that just using paintball guns and toy lightsaers is enough to take down a pyromaniac like Trent Boyett. I'd use something like a hose or water gun to extinguish his flames.
(Just then, Sam gets an idea)
Sam: What did you say?
Wendy: I'm saying that Sir Justice should use water to take out a pyromaniac like Trent Boyett.
Sam: (Gets up and hugs Wendy, causing her to blush) You're a genius, Wendy. I got to go!
(He leaves)
Wendy: Sam, where are you going?
Sam: I'm going to go try and find this Sir Justice guy and tell him to get some water power!
(He leaves the burger joint as the waiter leaves the bill on their table)
Wendy: Hey, Sam, you can't leave me with the bill! Come back here!
(Sam heads to the toy store and grabs a water gun. It's a big one with an orange/black/silver color scheme. It also comes with additional bottles of water for reloading purposes. He then grabs a slingshot and some water balloons. One he has these three items, he heads for the bathroom and changes into this Sir Justice clothing once again. With that, he bolts form the toy store to look for Trent Boyett)
Sam/Sir Justice: Look out, Trenty! I'm coming for you! And I'm going to win this time!
(Meanwhile, in downtown South Park, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman are contemplating what they should do)
Kyle: What do we do, guys? The sixth graders couldn't help us. This Sir Justice guy that everyone keeps talking about isn't doing any good either. We're screwed.
Stan: Guys. I think we should come clean and tell someone what we did.
Cartman: Are you crazy!?
Stan: What other choices do we have?! I say we go to the police station, turn ourselves in, and tell them everything that has happened: From when it started to the present day.
Kyle: I'm going to have to agree with you, Stan. Anything is better than looking over your shoulder every day wondering if Trent is behind me.
Kenny: I agree.
Cartman: (No response)
Stan: Cartman?
Cartman: Fine! God damn it! You win! Let's go tell the cops everything.
Stan: Alright, then let's go!
(Before they go anywhere, Trent appears behind them)
Trent: I've been looking for you!
Boys: AAAAAHHHHHHH! TRENT!
Trent: Five years I've been waiting for this day.
Stan: Trent, look, we've realized our mistake!
Cartman: Yes, our conscience got the best of us and, and we were just about to tell everyone the truth.
Trent: You had five years to do that. And while I wasted away my time in prison you've been enjoying nice, normal lives!
Kyle: Our lives have not been enjoyable, Trent! I promise you!
Trent: Don't tell me that! I heard about the things you've done! But there were no magical Christmas adventures or talking poo for me! I didn't get to fight a huge mechanic Barbra Streisand! No accidental trips to Afganastan for Trent Boyett! You're all going to pay.
Kenny: Trent, please, we're sorry!
Trent: It's too late for sorry! It's time for revenge! So get ready, because here I come!
(He raises a fist as the four boys brace themselves for a beatdown. However, before Trent can lay a finger on the boys, he felt a paintball hit him in the back)
Trent: What?!
(He turns to see Sam/Sir Justice right behind him)
Kyle: It's that Sir Justice dude!
Cartman: Whoa, he looks so badass!
(Cue Bang Bang Bang Bang Have a Nice Dream from Soul Eater)
Trent: I thought I warned you, you faggot behind a bird mask. I made it perfectly clear that If I saw you again, I'd kill you right where you stand.
Sam/Sir Justice: Go ahead. If you want to kill me, then just go ahead and do it. I'll stand still. I promise.
Trent: Alright. But don't say I didn't warn you. (He drinks a full beer bottle and takes out his lighter) Ultimate Dragon Breath!
(Sir Justice you know how it is, Hate to dismiss any mistake, If it ain't right then you must be kiddin', Joke's mislead because you now slippin')
(Trent blows his fire, and Sir Justice uses his grappling hook to latch onto a light post, and he climbs to the top)
Trent: Damn!
Sam/Sir Justice: Paintball Barrage!
(His paint balls hit Trent hard, but when the rounds stop he lets another fire breath loose)
Trent: Ultimate Dragon Breath!
(Oh believe my dedicated fix, Simply blast it, it ain't a trick, Just one click, then a second click, Rest is oh my goodness you're history)
(He fires his breath, but Sir Justice jumps off from on top of the light post. He holds out his fist)
Sam/Sir Justice: Justice Punch!
(He hits Trent square in the face as he jumps down from the light post)
(You don't really need a history, to entry, just then I'm not so intrigued, Don't get it wrong sir, I'm a sweet treat, BANG BANG BANG BANG, have a nice dream. If it ain't proper its incomplete,You might give a shimmer because you like the heat. Stop takin' chances, it's real steep, Watch where you step, because I'm gonna scream (Instrumentals and remixed voices))
Trent: (Gets up) Enough of this! (He takes out his paper balls and lights them on fire) Fireball Toss!
(Sam/Sir Justice takes out a water balloon and the slingshot)
Sam/Sir Justice: Aqua Grenade!
(He throws the water balloon and extinguishes the fire ball)
Trent: What's this?! Water!? You'll slip up eventually. (Lights multiple paper balls on fire and throws them) Firestorm!
Sam/Sir Justice: (Takes out more water balloons) Aquatic Rapid Fire!
(He fires all of the water balloons at the fire balls and extinguishes them)
Sam/Sir Justice: Had enough bucko?
Trent: I've never had enough! (Glugs down another beer bottle) Let's see you beat this! Ultimate Dragon Breath!
(He blows into his lighter, and Sir Justice takes out the water gun)
Sam/Sir Justice: Hydro Cannon 3000! GO!
(He fires the water gun and the water collides with the flames, leaving nothing but a big ball of steam. Trent can't see where Sam is, but some comes charging forward and hits Trent in the stomach with a kick)
Sam/Sir Justice: Justice Jump Kick!
(Trent is knocked on his ass as he stares at Sam)
(Sir Justice you know how it is, Hate to dismiss any mistake, If it ain't right then you must be kiddin', Joke's mislead because you now slippin'. Oh believe my dedicated fix, Simply blast it, it ain't a trick, Just one click, then a second click, Rest is oh my goodness you're history. You don't really need a history, to entry, just then I'm that soul retreat, Don't get it wrong sir, I'm a sweet treat, BANG BANG BANG BANG, have a nice dream, If it ain't proper its incomplete, You might give a shimmer because you like the heat. Stop takin' chances, it's real steep, Watch where you step, because I'm gonna scream.)
Trent: Damn, he has water now! I can't compete.
Sam/Sir Justice: Indeed, you can't.
Trent: I'll still find a way to take you down! Just watch!
(He reaches for another beer bottle and another paper ball, but he's all out)
Trent: Oh no!
Sam/Sir Justice: All out of ammo. But me, I have ammo for days, boy!
(He pours some more water into his water gun and Trent gets scared)
Sam/Sir Justice: It's time to end this. (He aims his water gun straight at Trent)
Trent: No, don't!
Sam/Sir Justice: Extreme Hydro Cannon 3000, do your thing!
Trent: STOP! STOOOOOP!
Sam/Sir Justice: Mach 2 Water Jet!
(Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream!)
(He fires the water blast and it hits Ternt)
Trent: BLAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!
(He blasts a fast jet of water at Trent, and it hits him so hard that he goes flying into the wall of a nearby building, and gets knocked unconscious)
Stan: Holy shit!
Sam/Sir Justice: (To himself) Finally got him!
(The four boys run up to Sir Justice to thank him)
Cartman: Thank you so much, Sir Justice, sir! You saved us.
Kenny: Yeah, way to go, dude!
Sam/Sir Justice: Think nothing of it, fellas. (He gives the four boys a quarter) Go to a pay phone. Call the police. Tell them Trent Boyett is incapacitated.
Stan: Okay, sure.
(The four boys leave as Sir Justice stays with Trent Boyett, who is just waking up)
Trent: You…
Sam/Sir Justice: Your flames of evil have been extinguished by the heroic rainstorm of justice!
(A few moments later, the police arrive to take Trent Boyett away)
Trent: (From inside the police car) This isn't over. As soon as I get out, I'm coming after you all. That superhero guy first.
Officer: Yeah, yeah, just shut up. You're going to be locked up for a long time, Trent Boyett.
(The police car takes off)
Trent: You losers haven't seen the last of me!
Sam/Sir Justice: (To himself) Well, Butters and Leon have been avenged. (He smiles)
Stan: Thanks again, Sir Justice, for everything.
Sam/Sir Justice: Think nothing of it.
Kyle: We just wish our new friend Sam was here to see you. He seemed very broken up about what happened to Butters and the sixth graders. We knew that if he saw you take on Trent Boyett, he'd be ecstatic.
Sam/Sir Justice: (In his mind) Friend? They view me as a friend? (Out loud) Don't worry, I'm sure once Sam heart the news, he'll be happy as a pig in shit. I'm glad that I helped you kids out. But now I must go. (Stares into the setting sun) Evil never sleeps. For all I know, another kid might need my help.
Kenny: Don't go, dude. We want to show you to our friends.
Cartman: Yeah, you're like the coolest dude ever!
Sam/Sir Justice: I'm sorry, but it has to be this way. Besides, I like to keep a low profile. I bid you guys farewell. Until we meet again.
(He uses his grappling hook and climbs to the top of a building and flies skyward. Once he lands on the top of the building he disappears)
Stan: See you around, Sir Justice.
(Meanwhile, Wendy is looking on from behind a dumpster, having an idea as to who Sir Justice's real identity could be)
Wendy: Sam…is that you?
(Cut to nighttime when Sam, now out of his superhero clothes, is just walking down the street to his house)
Sam: (Thinking to himself) I rocked it today. No more Trent Boyett, Butters and Leon have been avenged, and above all else, my vigilante persona lives on. Not only that, but those four guys view me as a friend. Today was a pretty good day. Now to get some shut eye.
(He yawns as he arrives to his house and closes the door behind him)
(Meanwhile, in Houston. A boy with spiky strawberry blonde hair, a white tank top, brown baggy pants with chains in the pockets, and white shoes is waiting at a bus stop for a coach bus. The bus pulls up and you hear the driver say….)
Driver: All aboard, South Park Colorado. You going to South Park, little fella?
Boy: Yes I am.
Driver: Any reason why you're going there in particular?
(The strange boy gives the driver a Kubrik Stare and grins)
Boy: I just want to say hello to an old friend.
TO BE CONTINUED…
(Credits theme: Bakusou Yume Uta from Soul Eater)
(Yotei chouwa wo kechirasu noizu iru youni katto niramu gankou. Shinobikonda gareeji de yumemiteta ano koro to kawaranu haato. Sou kyou to onaji ashita nante konee ze ore binkan ni bakusou. Utau shinzou kanaderu biito ikiteiru tashikana akashi wo.)
(Shot #1: Sam is eating lunch with Kenny, Stan, Cartman, and Kyle and the five boys do a cheers with chocolate milk cartons. Meanwhile, Wendy is eyeing Sam from her table, still thinking if he really is Sir Justice)
(Te ni shite ha ushinatte te ni shite ha ushinatte. Utsurou toki no naka de hito shirezu namida shita yoru mo.Subete ha koko ni atte subete ga tada jibun de. Sousa mada ikeru hazu daro)
(Shot #2: Sam, now dressed as Sir Justice, is in the woods doing some training and exercises. Meanwhile, Wendy is behind a bush, eyeing him, taking notes and taking photos, checking to see if Sir Justice's habits and physical features are the same as Sam)
(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite
Kono toki ga towa da to ima inochi ga sakenderu
Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyukunda
Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)
(Shot #3: Sam, in his street clothes, is over at Stan's house, playing Super Smash Bros Wii U with Stan, Cartman, Kenny, and Kyle. The four boys have accepted Sam into his group, and Sam is having a great time. He even came in first place in the brawl as Shulk. Kyle came in second as Marth, Stan in third as Kirby, Kenny in fourth as Link, and Cartman in dead last as Ganondorf. Cartman looks into the camera crying like a Pikachu with a broken ketchup bottle)
(Koukai ha nai nante daitai uso sa tsuba to basu shadou
Ukeirero sono bun tsuyoku nareba ii sa karamawatte mou ichido
Sou kyou no jibun wo gomakaseru hodo kiyou janee kizuku to
Ima omou kanjiteru kitto kotae nante arya shinai kedo)
(Shot #4: Trent Boyett is thrown in a jail cell, and when the warden leaves, he begins to throw a tantrum, jumping up and down, shaking and biting the bars of his cell and punching the wall until his fist hurts)
(Author's Note: Next few shots give us an insight as to what might happen in Prologue 2. Since the prologues are based on previous South Park episodes, let's see if you can guess what episode I'm doing next)
(Deatte ha wakarete deatte ha tsunagatte
Yorisou seishun no kirameki yo taai nai hibi de sae mo
Subete ha koko ni atte subete ga utsukushikute
Demo mada tatakatteru kara)
(Shot #5: In South Park Mall, a bunch of construction workers is building a new store, and a chubby guy with grey hair is observing the construction while signing documents with the foreman)
(Kurikaesu mainichi no aranami ni nomaretemo
Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru
Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga
Kodoku wo furiharau youni tokai no kaze no naka
Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikiyou wo aa)
(Shot #6: On I-10, a slutty looking woman is in her limousine drinking bottles of scotch. Further ahead on the highway, the boy that was waiting at the bus station is riding said bus and looking at a picture of Sam, as well as Kurt, Justin, Bridgette, and Ursula. This boy is looking at Justin and Sam in particular. In fact, the boy looking at the picture is Justin)
(Samayoinagara
Nanika wo kaeteiku tameni kawaru yuuki wo
Soshite nakushichainai nanimo kawarazu ni iru tsuyosa wo)
(Shot #7: Bebe Stevens is reading a newspaper article that her parents give her, and she jumps for joy after she reads it. Something good must be happening, or is about to happen in her life)
(Kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo wo tsuranuite
Kono shunkan ga eien da to ima inochi ga sakenderu
Hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo
Mamorubeki shinjitsu wo tada daiteyuke)
(Shot #8: Some girls are looking at a website that has bottles of perfume, suggestive clothing, jewelry, and make up. One of them clicks on a button that says, "Order," and orders some of the items)
(Kurikaesu mainichi no kouha ni nomaretemo
Mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru
Itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga
Kodoku wo furiharau youni machi no kaze no naka
Tada iku shikanai sa shinjita ikizama wo aa
Riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa)
(Final Shot: Sam gets changed into a pair of orange pajamas, hangs his costume up in his closet, yawns, and goes to bed. He claps his hands to shut off the lights just as the song ends)
Question of the Chapter: What's your favorite South Park Character/Season/Episode?