I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!!!
Things you shouldn't do in the world of Twilight.
1. Never ask Bella what she really dreams about.
2. Beg your parents to by the book for you after you already own it.
3. Duct tape anybody who hasn't read the books to a chair and slap some sense into them.
4. Ask why there are more males than females in the Cullen house.
5. Fantasize about locking Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, and Jacob in a room until they took off their shirts for you......
6. ..... and then "test out" who has a better body
7. Ask why Edward has a couch in the middle of his bedroom.
8. Say you saw Jasper on the pole last night.
9. Say that Rosalies hair is actually a wig...
10. ...... and then say it was actually Emmetts
11. Wonder if the Volturi wears clothes under their robes
12. Ask Jacob if you can ride on his motorcycle.
13. Ask Jacob who let the dogs out.
14. Ask What the REAL reason Jasper, Emmett, and Edward's hair were wet.
15. Come up with names for theme park rides using any of the Cullens' names.
16. Say you've ridden "Edward the Ride" many, many times.
17. Yell "take it off" when Edward's shirt is open.
18. Say that Carlisle enjoys the hospital because of all the beds.
19. Ask Emily if Sam was "rough or gentle"
20. Booty call Mike, Tyler, and Eric and say it was from Bella.
21. Say that Charlie uses his handcuffs for more than just work.
22. Spread a rumor that Edward's the pimp and Jasper's his bitch.
23. Tell Rosalie that she was originally born in Idaho.
, duct taping, gluing, and stapling Jessica's mouth shut.
25. Ask Jasper if he has a gun from the civil war.........
26. ...then use it to murder Bella
27. Tell Edward that he has fangirls
28. Say that Jasper has more bitches than Edward
29. Bring them both up to date by saying that Emmett has more fangirls than both of them.
30. Dig the knife even deeper by saying that Carlisle has more fangirls than all three of them combined.
a toga party with the Volturri.
32. Ask when Edward got so fruity.
33. Wonder what Roselie would look like with out make up......
34.. .....then again maybe not.
35. Get Edward buzzed in Vegas........
36. ...and then "convince" him to marry you.
37. Wonder what book Carlisle was actually reading.
38. Wonder why the pack were jumping off cliffs in speedos
39. Ask Carlisle what he and the Volturri did for "fun"
40. Wonder what Edward really intended to do when he pounced on Bella
41. Tell Mike that Bella secretly fantasizes about him.
42. How Edward could be so sure if Bella doesn't fantasize about his other brothers....
43. ... Or his brothers
44. .... Or his father
45. ..... Or Jacob
46. Tell everyone to call you Mrs. Jasper Whitlock Hale
47. Yell out "I love Vampires" over the P.A. system.........
48. then say "I shall destroy all of humanity with my vampire army"
49. Purposely feel horny around Jasper
50. play strip poker with Edward.
THIS MY DEAR FRIENDS WAS FUN TO WRITE! ..... Now you should tell me if I should write separate ones about each idividual character!!! REVIEW!!!