Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Bleach, or a bar.Location: A Local Bar
Ichigo walks up to Renji, and they say say "Hi" to each other. Renji turned to Ichigo and was staring at him with a odd look in his eye, one he had never seen before. Before Ichi could ask what was up Renji had licked his finger wiped it on Ichigos shirt and said "Lets get you out of these clothes" and ripped Ichigos shirt (a new one) off.
"Dude! What the f*ck are you doing!? This is a new shirt!!!"
"Doing you, duh!"
"Oh, okay. But why? Why do you have to be drunk?? Why do I have to know you don't feel the same way?"
"Ichigo? I'm not drunk"
Ichigo is shocked so he asks if thats really true, when Renji says yes and asks if they can go to his apartment he believes him and they go.
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Location: Renjis Apartment
"Renji, are you sure you're not drunk?" Ichigo asks just one more time. "Oh yeah" is the response he gets. Then Ichigo is pushed onto the bed. As they fall onto the bed Renjis shirt is ripped off (having been caught on a nail) leaving both of them shirtless. Without breaking the kiss they simultaniously reached for the others belt and (somehow) unbuckled them with ease.
Finally taking a breath, they simply stared into eachothers eyes- silently betting whose was bigger. Ichigo took the lead and unzipped Renjis pant, pulling them down, revealing a small bulge in his boxers. Renji got mad (he likes to be in control) and said:
"We can't have this, now can we?"
And ripped Ichigos pants off revealing a slightly bigger bulge. Renjigo grabs it and starts massaging it, amking the bulge grow. Ichigo tore his own boxers off and glared at Renji until he (Renji) said "ok" and stared moving his head down. About 3 inches away Renji made a wierd sound and proceeded in spewing half-digested fries all over (and I mean ALL over) Ichigo.
"I guess you are drunk after all" sighed Ichigo. Renji responded with a:
"Mines still bigger, wanna see??"
A/N: Didya like it? Review please! A special mention to my friend Sakura Aimi who dared me to do this!