Disclaimer: Hey guy as you know, I DON'T own ARROW. But since we are free to play with their characters, I decided to do so. A little one shot that crossed my mind this morning.
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Thanks so much to my Beta, Ninkita 3
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It was a quiet night at the foundry. Usually it was filled with Felicity's continuous babbles, but she was not down the foundry tonight, Oliver thought bitterly as he got restless with all the silence. Oliver, Diggle and Sara were all trained fighters and could stay silent for hours, but for some mysterious reason tonight's silence was making Oliver angry. It may have had something to do with the fact that his Girl Wednesday was on a date. Even though he kept Felicity at arm's length, he had feelings for the girl. Hell…he was head over heels in love with her.
His thought process and the silence of the foundry were broken by a very angry pair of heel-clad feet stomping their way down the stairs. Oliver, Dig and Sara looked at each other wryly and glanced at the staircase. The first thing that came into their view was a pair of golden high heels. Oliver swallowed as a random thought about those heels digging into his back crossed his mind. Then came a long pair of legs and then a red dress—a deep v-front bodycon wrap dress. It was short and made those legs look a mile long.
Oliver shook his head and concentrated on the angry blonde. Her hair was curled fashionably and she had sexy, smokey eyes going on, her look accentuated with golden accessories. But it was her pouty red lips that drew his attention. They were moving as if she was talking rapidly.
"Felicity, are you okay? What are you doing here? I thought you had a date?" Sara asked curiously.
"YES I HAD A DATE," Felicity replied angrily. "AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LEARNED TODAY?"
"Um…" Sara hesitated to ask.
"Men SUCK!" Felicity screeched.
Sara laughed and replied, "They don't, actually."
"They should. I think they should suck their own cocks. Because I AM NOT sucking them!" Felicity exclaimed. Oliver felt like his eyes were about to pop out of his face.
"Um…" Dig cleared his throat. "Did something happen?" he asked the blonde.
Taking a deep breath, Felicity started. "Everything was going well until the waiter came with the bill. The guy I went out with asked ME to pay for the food. When I replied that I WILL pay the bill if he never talks to me again, he laughed. He said he was joking. But he did have a condition. He stated, and I quote, 'if I pay this bill you'll have to give me a blowjob. I've been dreaming about you sucking my cock all evening.' Unquote. I paid for my share and left," Felicity finished angrily.
"Tell me his name. I'll fix his manners," Oliver stated in a low, growly voice.
"NO. I will be the one teaching him manners," Felicity said angrily, taking her seat. Her fingers started moving flawlessly over her keyboard. The others looked at each other hesitantly and then stared at their IT girl. About 5 minutes later, Felicity fist pumped, shouting happily, "YAY!"
"What did you do?" Sara asked, amused by her reaction.
"I changed his FB profile and stated that he was a gay male escort. Even his national ID says he's gay," Felicity smirked.
After a pause Sara, Dig and even Oliver burst into laughter as they thought about the guy's reaction.
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