Author Note's: I found this on GG insider, well it's now tvfanatic. Anyway, I asked "lickherwounds" if I could share this with you guys and I got permission, so here is the story..
Chapter One: Discovery
It was a typical day for Dan. Someone threw a tomato at him, ruining his favorite pair of Kohl's jeans. His girlfriend Hallie…wait no Hilary, actually DID dump him for Orlando Bloom. All he wanted to do was go back to his father's penthouse, and cry while eating large amounts of strawberry ice cream.
He dug through his tomato filled pockets for his keys, and heard a noise. It was a groan, coming from the other side of the door? He felt sickened, no way in the world did he want to walk in on Lily and Rufus making out! He turned around quickly, wanting to get as far away from the door as possible, but a sound made him stop.
"Mr. Humphrey," the person groaned. Dan stood, shell-shocked. He knew that voice. He gulped loudly, found his key again, and slowly turned it.
He wanted to throw up. His dad was making out with….with…..
Vanessa.
They were all pressed up on each other, kissing and touching, and it was doing unpleasant things to Dan's stomach and other areas of his body. He quietly took out his cell phone and took a couple of pictures, actually surprised that they didn't notice the bright flash and clicking sounds that the camera made.
He needed to show this to Lily. Immediately.
What happens next?
Only time will tell
Xoxoxoxoxox, Cedric, the talking doll and ruler of the known universe.;D