Congratulations! You are now the lucky (or maybe the not so lucky) owner of the FILIA unit; one of the most expensive products in our "Skullgirls" line. So, if you have any complaints or regrets send the manufacturer a PM, or return this unit within the 10-day deadline to get a full refund. If not, have fun!
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Basic Information
Name: "Filia"
Gender: Female
Species: Video-game character
Age: 16
Blood Type: AB
Height: 5'4
Appearance/Build: Average-looking. However, her thighs are a bit chubbier than normal (excellent for perverts), and of course, she has a demonic wig named "Samson"...
Striking Features: Has rather "thick" thighs, and (of course) "Samson".
Notable Character Traits: None in particular... the FILIA unit is a pretty simple character.
Compatible with: the PAINWHEEL unit, the SQUIGLY unit, the MS. VICTORIA unit
Not Compatible with: ?
Backstory
The FILIA unit was once just an average schoolgirl, but one day woke up without any memories and a second mouth on the back of her head. She was now playing host to a Parasite named "Samson", an unruly mop of demonic hair with incredible power.
With no memories or anyone to turn to for help, if she ever hopes to piece together her past and survive the inevitable clash with the Skullgirl, the FILIA unit will need to trust this mysterious being.
The FILIA unit comes with...
Two (2) Japanese school-girl uniforms
Eight (8) sets of normal clothing
Three (3) pairs of brown shoes... (We're too lazy to describe them)
Six (6) pairs of white socks
Four (4) pairs of blue thigh-high stockings
One (1) living demonic hair wig (he's name is "Samson")
Instructions
We waited for the FILIA unit to fall asleep before we placed her into the box, so you probably won't have too much trouble getting this unit out safely. Once you unseal the packaging, just wait for her to wake up and crawl out on her own. After she's out, introduce yourself and lead her to your home.
The FILIA unit herself is pretty friendly, but her parasite hair "Samson" can be a real jerk. Try to be nice to both of them, and just ignore "Samson" whenever he's being an asshole. This unit is a lot easier to satisfy than most of the other "Skullgirls" units, so as long as you give "Samson" what he wants, you really shouldn't have too many problems with the FILIA unit.
Diet
The thing about the FILIA unit is that you actually have two mouths to feed; FILIA and "Samson" both have to eat their own food. The FILIA unit will eat just about anything, on the other hand, you will probably have to go grocery shopping daily when you start to feed her parasite "Samson". His dietary preferences change with his mood, so what he wants to eat on a Monday can be very different from what he wants on a Friday.
Hygiene
Just let the FILIA unit take care of herself. Make sure to give her plenty of towels and tooth brushes, though.
(If you are female, than the FILIA unit might let you wash her back; but only when she feels REALLY lazy. If you're a guy, please don't try this. "Samson" will probably kill you for perv-ing on his host.)
Entertainment
The FILIA unit will accept pretty much any form of entertainment... but "Samson" (obviously) has a much more specific list of preferences. The only things he really likes are horror movies, and sometimes playing "League of Legends". You might have to expand your movie collection a bit, and you will definitely have to start sharing your computer with "Samson" once the FILIA unit starts settling in.
If you didn't already figure this out, the FILIA unit would be very easy to own, if "Samson" didn't come with her. Unfortunately for you, FILIA and "Samson" are a package deal; so it looks like you'll just have to give "Samson" what he wants. (Remember, "Samson" can kill you if he wanted to...)
Dating/Romance/Sexuality
For your own sake, keep in mind that the FILIA unit is only 16 years old; and she can actually kick some serious ass when she's forced to. So, if you're some creepy old pedophile who bought this unit just so that you could rape her, you should return the FILIA unit right now, before any unfortunate "accidents" happen.
If you're 16-18 years old, than you have a pretty good chance of romancing this unit, without getting injured in the process. Just try to be like one of those sophisticated smartasses you see in Japanese anime, and she's all yours.
The FILIA unit will leave you (or "Samson" will kill you) if you do one of the following:
Be a total jerk
Try to rape the FILIA unit
Be a creepy old pedophile
Be a pervert
Continuously tease her (Filia) about her chubby thighs
Special Skills/Uses of the FILIA unit:
Your very own "Skullgirls" character (default)
Stereotypical Japanese anime schoolgirl (default)
Bully-basher (locked unless you're that one kid who everybody picks on at school)
Girlfriend who can kick your ass (locked until you manage to date her)
Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.'s)
How can I get my FILIA unit to have sex with me?
Please refer to the "Dating/Romance/Sexuality" section in this manual. If you are more than 24 years old, or less than 14 years old, just forget about it.
Is it possible to remove "Samson" from the FILIA unit?
Nope, if you remove "Samson" the FILIA unit will die. (For some reason)
Where should my FILIA unit sleep?
You should just ask her where she wants to sleep. (Geez, is it really so hard to figure this out on your own?)
If you have any other questions regarding the FILIA unit, feel free to review this manual entry or send the manufacturer of this unit (me) a PM. We'll answer all of your questions for free!