Rikudo Naruto of Whirlpool.
Chapter 1.
Finding the Lab.
(This is a made for Jacke44's challage, This will be naruto/Bleach crossover with a dark-but a good kinda Dark Naruto Harem. Obvious rated M for I will be doing sex scenes. Anyhow were starting off right when Kakashi deny's Naruto training during the month repreive to train for the finals of the Chunin Exams as Naruto faces off against fate boy. By the way this will be Team 7 bashing. So without further adue lets get started."
~Team 7's training ground.~
Naruto was pissed he had just asked that hypocritical sensei to help train him for his match against the Hyugga prodigy Neji and the hypocrite had the balls to say that crap in the hospital. As Naruto slammed his hand into a treebranch with a chakra Inhanced strike he thought to himself back to what happened.
~Flashback; Hospital day after the Preliminary rounds~
Naruto was looking high and low for Sauske in the hospital, after his match against that Yoroi guy he wanted to see if the teme was alright, He may be a jerk to him and Sakura-chan but he still a teammate and a friend. As he made his way to the reception desk in the hospital he asked the on duty nurse. "Excuse me, Mrs? Which room is Sauske Uchiha in?" She turned around smileing as she looked at her clip-board before saying politely.
"That will be room 2-" When the woman looked up finally to see who it was, her smile instantly became a scowl as she said rather rudely in a low tone of voice. "Get out you fucking little monster, I have the right to deny "You" any kind of service or Information."
Naruto's eyes flickered from blue to read as he yells at her. "FUCK YOU BITCH! I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND MY FRIEND!"
As the nurse was about to call the ANBU a voice called to Naruto saying in a rather bored tone, "My my Naruto you can be so loud, And don't worry Sauske is fine he just needs some rest so try not to make a scene in here." It was Kakashi-Sensei so as Naruto turned from the woman he asked his sensei. "Hey Kakashi-sensei I was wondering what sorta training are you going to give me and the Teme for our matches during the finals?"
The pervert didn't even look up from his book as he said without care. "Oh I'm sorry Naruto but I'll only be training Sauske for the month." Shocked he shouts at the man. "The fuck man? Why can't you train me to along with the teme? I'm going against a freaking Hyugga for crying out loud! Even I know my Shadow-Clones wont cut it against that guy!"
Slightly glaring over the edge of the book he told the boy firmly. "Enough naruto your acting like a brat, And besides we know the Hyugga kid won't kill you, but Garra Will Kill Sauske in there fight. So you really should be atleast a little grateful to me as I got you a substitute Sensi his name is Ebisu." The man and boy glared at each other for a moment before Naruto scoffs and walks away from the adults a finger in the air as he said over his shoulder.
"Forget this joke Kakashi-sensei he nothing but a closet pervert, I'd sooner learn more from a little old lady with a wooden arm then this pervert, and since I've wasted enough of your oh so precious time. Why don't you go back to your student, I've got some training to do."
~Flashback end~
As Naruto was using his Chakra to run across the trees in the training grounds forest he misses a branch tumbling down to the forest floor. "AHHH! FUCK MY LIFE!" As he tryed to call apon his Chakra he suddenly froze realizing he can't as he thought in a panic. "What the hell?! How come I can't use any of my Chakra?!" A dark chuckle could be heard as a voice called out to the boy in his mind. "Soon kit, soon we will meet. But for now what your about to see is a 'Peace offering' I discovered some time ago with your mother."
Terrified at hearing the voice of the very monster that caused his life to become a living hell he asked in a slight panic to the voice. "W-what do y-you me-an my mot-her? Yo-u kne-w her?" The voice chuckled as it faded away, Naruto screaming out in rage and despair. "Damn you fox! come back here! Please I need to know who my mother is!"
Distracted by his short conversation with the Kyubbi, he neeever noticed the ground rapidly approaching. -Thud!- he hit the ground hard, groaning he tried to get up when suddenly the 'ground' started to give way as he began to fall again screaming in the darkness. "FUUUUCKKK MYYY LIIIFFFEE!" As he..again hits solid ground with a -thud- but as he felt around he knew he wasn't on dirt, it was very cold to the touch and if he had to guess it was steel or a form of metal.
As Naruto carefully got up he sighed as he said to himself. "Great, just great. It's as dark and depressing in here as Sauske is a emo who possibly cuts himself." As our young blonde felt around for some sort of light switch he kept silently chanting to himself. "Please don't let me fall again...Please don't let me fall again." As Naruto seacrhed for a few minutes to find a light switch, his hand finally found a big button he hopefully presumed said. "Light'
As he finally had light he looked around and was truely terrified. to Naruto, lining the walls naked were men in wemen in test containers filled with a strange liquid. Then also as he walked behind the BIG tv he saw frightening monster's, each with strange white mask and jagged teeth and strange markings. As he walked along the rows of strange monsters he though to himself. "They look strong -sigh- I wish I was strong then maybe people will stop being mean to me because of what I carry."
When Naruto made it to the main chamber again he saw on the 'Obvious' Big read button two words. 'Push Me' As he clicked it suddenly the screen came to life and a man with a skeletal-like look with a skull-visage. The mans face appeared to be painted black with the exception of his nose. The man's eyes were a golden color and he seemed to constantly bare his teeth. The man started talking saying. "Ah finally after so long you finally found this place young Uzumaki. I am Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Captian of Squad 12 Research and Development. As to how I know your name is Irrelevant at this time."
Settling down in the big chair to face the man on the screen Naruto listened as the man continued saying. "What you are now watching is a recording, I have been watching you child for some time, you see. I came to your world not long ago from the soul society to research how humans can use this thing called 'chakra'. And I stumbled apon the magnificent beast know as the Bijuu. As I watched, tooked samples of this 'Chakra' as you humans call it. I noticed that these beast can be sealed away into humans. Fasinating truely fasinating. I epect many great things from you child as do the other Captians"
As the hours went by and Mayuri told Naruto about the Soul Society, Zanpakuto and Hollows and also about his clan the Uzumaki and about his mother and father he ended the recording by saying. "Listen closely child, I leave this Lab to you. I want you to strive to be superior to those who look down on you for being what you are, but never strive for perfection."
Naruto confused by this as the message continued playing. "In this world the way I see it, nothing perfect exist. True it may be a cliche after all, but its the way things are. That is precicely why ordinary pursue the consept of perfection. But ultimately ask yourself. What is the true meaning of being perfect? And Naruto the answer I came up with is..Nothing not one thing. The truth of the matter is I despise perfection, and so you should learn from my example and never try to obtain it."
"If something truely is perfect, boy then thats it. The bottom line becomes there is no room for imagination, no space for intelligence, or ability or improvement. Do you understand? To men of science perfection is a dead end, a condiction of hoplessness. Boy always strive to be better than anything that comes before you but never perfection." As the screen goes black, a tile on the floor lifts up and a long tube holding a case with a errie red blade appears.
As Naruto walked to the sword taking it by the handle he said to himself with a small smile. "I'll make you proud, all of you." As the young boy strapped the sword on his back and began to study at the computer consele the notes Mayuri left behind. The sword glows a deep blood red. Its light faintly illuminating the lab. A sign of things to come.
(A/N; So how do you liek the story so far? And to those who are wondering how Mayuri knew anout Uzu and all the rest. He a shikigami those dudes lived hundreds and hundreds of years and the reason I'm haveing him leave the lab is because we all know once a Uzumaki prperly trained there deadly motherfuckers. SO he see's this as a experiment and the possibility of a sucessor for his work. Cause you gota admit sooner or later he gota die sometimes.)
(Anyhow read and review and leave comments on what name should I use for him to call out his mother. She is the sword on his back that will be his Zanpakuto. And to let you know I can't take this down when I run out of ideas. Its a challenge so I won't back down :p just slow posting on all my stuff. I'm a bit sick here. thanks readers n.n)
