Poor Inu-gang!
A/N: Hi! I hope you like this randomness!
Declaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! But I will Damnit! Joke, don't sue me!
Story: Parrish, Kaylin, and Courtney walked to Parrish's house. "Hi Mama!"
"Wuzzup Kristi!" greeted the twins.
"Mama, K.K. and Court are spending the night still, right?" asked Parrish.
"Yes, but you've gotta be nice to your sister!" called Kristi from the kitchen. They walk into the room Parrish shared with her sister, Sybil.
"Hey, Sybs." They greeted.
"Don't call me that!"
"Whateve."
Later
"Hey Guy, you wanna know what'd be cool?" asked Parrish.
"Kyle being here!" exclaimed Kaylin.
"Kaylin, we put up with your boyfriend only 'cuz he makes you happy!" reminded Courtney. "Now what would be cool, Parr?"
"If we could go to Inuyasha's world and annoy the crap outta him!" offered Sybil.
"Damn, Sam, That was what I was gonna say."
"Don't call me Sam!"
Just then a light appeared and sucked them in. They landed with a thump near an old well. Then a sliver haired man with cute doggy-ears appeared.
"Who the Hell are you?!?!" he asked.
The girls looked at each other then….
"OH MY FREAKIN' GOD!!!! IT'S INUYASHA!!!!!!"
Sybil ran over and tackled him followed by her sister and Sister's Best Friends. "O your ears are Sssssoooo cute! Can I touch 'em!?!?" asked Parrish and Courtney reaching for them.
"Hell No wenches! Now get off me!" he yelled and the girls start to cry.
"Your ssssoooo mean! I'm gonna get Kagome to sit you!" cried Sybil. Inuyasha got a scared look. Though the other girls knew Sybil was faking.
"Ok, Damnit!"
"Yay!!!!!"
"Inuyasha who are they?" asked Shippo walking up with the rest of the Inu-gang.
"OMFG!!!! It's Shippo! I wanna hold him first!" yelled Kaylin running over and pulling the fox demon into a smothering hug.
"Kaylin Rose, don't kill him! I wanna hold Shippo too!" scolded Parrish. Suddenly the girls started a tug-a-war over the poor kit.
"Help me Kagome!" Yelled Shippo as Courtney and Sybil joined in.
"Ok, put him down please?" says Kagome.
"It's Kagome! Can you sit Inuyasha? He made my Lil' Sis cry!" Asked Parrish. 'Of course I do too.' She thought.
"He did. Inuyasha, SIT." And the Hanyou did a face plant. "So you look like your from my time. What are your names?"
"I'm Parrish; this is my sister, Sybil, and my best friends, Kaylin and Courtney."
"I'm Miroku, and would you one of you beautiful ladies do me the honor of bearing my children?"
"Hell no, Pervert! We're 13!" yelled Courtney as both she and Parrish throw a large rock each at him. Just then Sesshormaru came.
"FLUFFY!!!!!!" yelled Parrish as she and Courtney stopped hitting Miroku and ran to hug him.
"Get off me!" He said trying to pry the girls off.
"Not till you show an emotion!"
"Hey, Inuyasha, can we help y'all all defeat Naraku? It's summer break in Texas and we have nothing to do!" asked Sybil.
"Feh, can you fight?"
"Yep! We can, I know tie-kuwn-do! And I can sword fight, and street style, and I'm really clever. And Sybil is good at distracting peoples and Courtney hangs with a lot of boys and Kaylin, well she and Courtney have two brothers." Brags Parrish "And Two of us can travel with Sesshormaru!"
"Sounds good."
"Lord Sesshormaru, can the tall blond and the shorter one travel with us? They seem to like you." Asked Rin pointing to Parrish and Courtney.
"Well, if it will please you, Rin." Says Sesshormaru. 'How bad could it be?'
10 minute after they left
Parrish and Courtney jumped around sing the most annoying song ever, in Sesshormaru's mind.
"I Hate You!
You Hate Me!
Let's get together
And Kill Barney!
With a 2 by 4
We'll knock him
To the floor
No Purple Dinosaur!"
"We'll you stupid humans shut up all ready!" Yelled Jaken.
"Who you callin' 'stupid'?" asked Parrish hitting him so hard he fell to the ground and was stepped on by Her, Rin, Courtney, and Ah Un.
"But we will sing a new song." Offered Courtney.
"Joy to the world that Barney's dead
We barbequed his head!
Don't worry 'bout the body
We flushed it down the potty!
I really ate his legs!
They tasted like chicken!
'This is going to be a long trip' Sesshormaru thought.
Soon afterwards Rin joined in. "Well you stop!" yelled Sesshy very annoyed (Yes I'm evil, I've make him feel something!)
"Ok, dude, we'll sing something else." Parrish rolled her eyes. "How 'bout Deck the Halls?"
"Yeah!" agreed Courtney.
"Deck the halls with gasoline!
Light a match and watch it gleam!
Fa lalala
Burn the whole school down to ashes!
Aren't you glad played with matches!
Fa lalala "
Sesshormaru let them sing this one for about an hour then it started to get annoying. "Time for a new song!" he yelled.
"Ok" chimed the blonds and he know he was in trouble. "Hollaback Girl?"
"I love that song!" yelled Parrish.
(Court)
"Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this
(Parr)
A Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no Hollaback Girl x 2
(Court)
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit x4
(Parr)
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think I would hear it
People hear you talking like, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
(Both)
Gonna get a touch down, gonna take you out
That's right; put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up
(Parr)
A Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no Hollaback Girl x 2
(Court)
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit x4
(Both + Rin)
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust (Court)
(Parr)
A Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no Hollaback Girl x 2
(Court)
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit x4
(All 3)
Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
Again
Let me hear you say this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This shit is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
(Parr)
A Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no Hollaback Girl x 2
(Court)
Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit"
They sang that song a few times then move to one about soaking up the sun. (A/N Soak up the Sun by Sheryl Crow) 'After Naraku, it's these two' Fluffy thought
Inu-gang
"Inuyasha, can I…."
"No Wench! You can not touch my ears again!" He yelled a Sybil.
"Kaylin, Kagome! He's being mean!"
"Inuyasha….."
"She keeps asking to touch my ears!"
"But their ssssoooo much cuter and softer then m then my dog, Milkshake's." Whined the little brat-case (A/N My sis so I can call her that!)
"Feh!"
"sniffle I...I w…want …m…my … mama!" Cried Sybil.
"Ok, ok, kid you can touch 'em! Just stop cryin'!"
"Yippee!"
10 minutes later
"Inuyasha, can I….."
"No Wench! You can not touch my ears again!"
A/N: So? These are thing I might use in ch. 2, Review w/ a vote for which one you want:
1: Bring Kouga along and have him annoyed outa his mind
2: Bring my very Crazy friends Nick and Gryffen and Kaylin's b.f. Kyle into story.
3: Have Courtney and Parrish or Kaylin and Sybil annoy the crap outa Naraku